Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • my_fucking_balls_itch lel

    Classy

  • keyfinder257
    keyfinder257 6 days ago

    This ain't no clone. It doesn't even look like him very much. As for this man's comedy, it sucks. So unfunny, so heavy handed. It's hackwork. I miss Dave. Where is he?

  • Sky Light021
    Sky Light021 6 days ago

    A lot of people are saying he's been cloned and this isn't him.

  • UnoRaza Back Up
    UnoRaza Back Up 6 days ago

    Ne1 else notice how he's far less animated and also singing the mainstream "Gay Boule" tune? *He appears to have been mind fracked!*

  • Hijack the Ripper
    Hijack the Ripper 7 days ago

    7:50 "Obama did a good job." You joking fam?! He did an absolutely shit job m8

  • jeespinosa
    jeespinosa 7 days ago

    LOL. "It's not that hard (a job). At least you get to be white while doing it." "You haven't even met the aliens yet." LOL

  • jeespinosa
    jeespinosa 7 days ago

    This is hands down, one of the best monologues in SNL history. No one else could have done this but Chappelle. Just his thoughts presented in a funny way. Insightful, funny...and still hopeful. Folks could learn from Dave.

  • bucklcj1
    bucklcj1 7 days ago

    Obama sucked just saying. I guess if you like debt in our country than he would be good to you.

  • bucklcj1
    bucklcj1 7 days ago

    Obama sucked just saying. I guess if you like debt in our country than he would be good to you.

  • Josh Cooper
    Josh Cooper 9 days ago

    Take issue with Dave's rudimentary grasp of U.S. history. President Andrew Jackson had an assassination attempt and the secret service had to pull him off of his attempted assassin after both of his guns misfired. Jackson was in his 60's but beat his "would be assassin" within an inch of his life

  • Cgunna808piru
    Cgunna808piru 12 days ago

    welcome back Dave the game needs you

  • Ur Ki
    Ur Ki 13 days ago

    this is very obviously NOT the same Dave Chapelle we remember from the 2000s. A replacement look-alike!

  • superwous12
    superwous12 15 days ago

    that women in the back right at 5:50 when he says grab em by the pussy XD

  • Bank of America ROGUES

    Whites riot all the time in Seattle Kracka lover-Chapelle!

  • Bank of America ROGUES

    Rick James brought me here!

  • jose gomez
    jose gomez 19 days ago

    This s one of the great lost comedies of this generation, to this day I still watch DVD reruns of Chapelle's show

  • matrxgg
    matrxgg 19 days ago

    The king. Too much knowledge for people to even understand. He is trying to tell you something :-)

  • OfMiceAndChris
    OfMiceAndChris 21 day ago

    Wu tang hahahah

  • Dohn Joe
    Dohn Joe 22 days ago

    Damn, as a staunch conservative I have to say I both love and admire Dave for his genuine outlook on society and honorable patriotism. Not to mention his legendary ability to keep us dying of laughter.

  • Mario Moreno
    Mario Moreno 22 days ago

    a lot of fake shill comments.. this whole monologue was cringe as fuck. This imposter sucks at parodying the original and dead Dave Chappell

  • Thomas Stewart
    Thomas Stewart 23 days ago

    Not his best work. His early work was more subtle and intelligent. This is smart and funny, but a lot more blunt

  • astral Entity
    astral Entity 25 days ago

    His voice got much deeper possibly steroids

  • robert Burks
    robert Burks 25 days ago

    Use to like Chappelle. Why is it though that ALL black comedians, have to immediately refer to race? Put down the white, that's all I hear from black comedians. Yet, you don't hear that from the white comedians. Hmmm.

    • Geron Fletcher
      Geron Fletcher 7 days ago

      robert Burks because white people haven't been victims of racism instilled by others for hundreds of years. Maybe you should take that as evidence of how prevalent racism is and try to not add to it


  • Prospero Cobbler
    Prospero Cobbler 26 days ago

    Most half hearted lackluster don't want to be here performance from Dave Chappelle I've ever seen. The man's been got to. Damn Dave- hope you hid a bit of that soul away.

  • Eric Sadler
    Eric Sadler 26 days ago

    There is a lot of videos claiming that this is not the real Dave Chappelle

  • Izayah Anderson
    Izayah Anderson 26 days ago

    Free Kanye, Dave and Jamie Foxx

  • patrick costello
    patrick costello 27 days ago

    Doesn't seem like a clone to me.

  • Chris Mahlke
    Chris Mahlke 28 days ago

    Woman's expression in the background @5:53 😮

  • Thunderiano
    Thunderiano 28 days ago

    everything was great until he says lets give him a chance ...i dont think a lot of people want to give a chance to an orange pig whos racist misogynist egocentric greedy piece of shit to represent this country...

  • badaoui M
    badaoui M 28 days ago

    comparing a mass shooting to having sex with a girl... The analogy is of little relevance

  • Shop Grunt
    Shop Grunt 29 days ago

    Obama the Muslim terrorist is finally gone, now SHE hangs out on Orgy Island with Manchelle where they take turns sodomizing "missing kids" to death.

  • Michael Davis
    Michael Davis 29 days ago

    That gorilla bit is soooooo money

  • Marty Moose
    Marty Moose 1 month ago

    I hope the people that keep saying that Dave is a clone are just trolling and don't actually believe that. However if I was going to clone someone it would be Chappelle! Make an army of Chappelle's and the world would be a much funnier place to live!

  • Yungsage
    Yungsage 1 month ago

    A comedic genius

  • Willy Metcalfe
    Willy Metcalfe 1 month ago

    oh wierd, another celebrity making excuses for Muslim terrorist attacks. "Well he wasn't REALLY in Isis he just kinda screamed out Allah Akbah and sworn allegiance to them right before he shot up the Gay night club. You know Dave i never looked at it like that before.. Must've been a Christian

  • Lisa Crowe
    Lisa Crowe 1 month ago

    I like what he said, especially at the end.... Now, that's called being a class act. We are Americans, we give people the benefit of the doubt until they demonstrate that we shouldn't. #Chappelle

  • TipoJ M
    TipoJ M 1 month ago

    this is not Dave Chapel . I don't know who you are but your not dave

  • Natz Reloaded
    Natz Reloaded 1 month ago

    Imagine thinking this is the real chappelle

  • Ron McMillan
    Ron McMillan 1 month ago

    that's not him

  • Tyrone Jones
    Tyrone Jones 1 month ago

    Looks like a clone.

  • Jody McCoy
    Jody McCoy 1 month ago

    Everyone who says illuminati or he's a clone, don't have a picture very interesting.

  • Passionpunk Punk
    Passionpunk Punk 1 month ago

    There are comedians. Then there is this guy, He is not even remotely on the same plane as the others. A true master working at his craft.

  • Jillybean
    Jillybean 1 month ago

    Omfg. All these "This isn't Dave!" comments... "Dave was cloned!" Seriously? Gtf outta here. The man has aged, his voice is different because he's aged& he's a heavy smoker, he's buff &has put on some weight. Staaaaap. Still 100% Chapelle. Y'all act like he wasn't supposed to age, like something is wrong with him for aging. Something is wrong with y'all for thinking dude was cloned. Lay off the internet.

  • Gratch Holloway
    Gratch Holloway 1 month ago

    "Obama did a good job." How? Was it good to racially divide his country? Was it good when I lost my doctor? What was "good" about further destabilizing the middle east??

  • Drea mcThiney
    Drea mcThiney 1 month ago

    bring back dave chappelle boondocks loiter squad and key and peele

  • great567
    great567 1 month ago

    Him and Louis are the best of this century

  • Micks Jaggers
    Micks Jaggers 1 month ago

    Rick James brought me here!

  • Spread Love...Life is short.

    This is a clone of Dave.

  • Ant Balky
    Ant Balky 1 month ago

    wu tang lol

  • Fen Harel
    Fen Harel 1 month ago

    This is the best country in the world!

  • Chau Nguyen
    Chau Nguyen 1 month ago

    gross, another comedian ruined because he just had to let us in on his political commentary. what is up with comedians they always say "don't listen to us or celebrities we don't know what were talking about" and then a few years later they're trying to enlighten us like they would know what's going on.

  • Sun Hawk
    Sun Hawk 1 month ago

    Wu Tang!

  • Oscar Montes
    Oscar Montes 1 month ago

    SELL OUT .

  • OutThe Cuts
    OutThe Cuts 1 month ago

    SELLOUT

  • OutThe Cuts
    OutThe Cuts 1 month ago

    THAT IS NOT DAVE CHAPELLE

  • Joseph McMonagle
    Joseph McMonagle 1 month ago

    Wow! 💪💓

  • biblical giants
    biblical giants 1 month ago

    that's not Dave..that's a god damn clone with a god chip in his head!

  • Joel Peralta
    Joel Peralta 1 month ago

    I don't miss obama

  • grE68
    grE68 1 month ago

    Best comedian around now.

  • Mateusz Karwacki
    Mateusz Karwacki 1 month ago

    Dave is a good person. That's all I have to say.

  • uber sucks
    uber sucks 1 month ago

    meh, he's still acting like racism is a thing, when it's not.

  • Vlad Ţepeș
    Vlad Ţepeș 1 month ago

    it seems like all this dude is talking about is the difference between blacks and whites. that shit is getting old

  • Zorro Zanetti
    Zorro Zanetti 1 month ago

    Lol the president would-be armed himself. That is wat you call a real presidente

  • Zorro Zanetti
    Zorro Zanetti 1 month ago

    Hahahah ahww nigga i just got this money

  • Yung JJ
    Yung JJ 1 month ago

    mans got his own chappelle jacket bro, he too raw lol

  • Dana Matson
    Dana Matson 1 month ago

    I love DAVE soooo funny

  • George williams
    George williams 1 month ago

    before this aired, I didn't like Kevin Hart much. but after, I remember thinking "these dudes aren't even in the same league"

  • Ahmed Adam
    Ahmed Adam 1 month ago

    lmao!!

  • Poet Halberd
    Poet Halberd 1 month ago

    Classic Dave stand-up with a classy end... only to be reminded, "Hey! The good part of the show is over! So stick around for the other shit!" :/

  • MR COWBOY
    MR COWBOY 1 month ago

    Rest In Peace Charlie Murphy

  • valsero tx
    valsero tx 1 month ago

    @5:50 when he mentions grabbing pussy, watch the lady musician at the back's reaction hahaha.story about the meeting
    I thought it was a made up story about Bradley Cooper being the only white person at the party in the whitehouse. I just saw the video a few minutes ago hahaha

  • Joseph Yanez
    Joseph Yanez 1 month ago

    can't belive dumb people can't see that this ain't dave plus this clone dave is not funny like the original dave hopefully the lord got dave in his hand

  • El Roberto Duran
    El Roberto Duran 1 month ago

    I am so happy Dave is back. We need more SNLS from Bill Burr, John Mulaney, Jim Jefferies, Tom Segura, Eddie Griffin + Earthquake.

    Amy Schumer and Kevin Hart is not funny.

  • Pena Muuri
    Pena Muuri 1 month ago

    Old Chapelle was million times better, that energy that he had, making funny voices etc.

  • Ryan Clarke
    Ryan Clarke 1 month ago

    Chapelle The GOAT !! NO contest.

  • Edgar Irizarry
    Edgar Irizarry 1 month ago

    i love dave!!!! but is not the same.

  • Fontaine Digital Marketing

    Wonder if Dave ever browses this shit....if so....loved it....real...powerful. But - honest question.....Fredrick Douglas WAS the first black man invited to the White House. He WAS turned away. Lincoln had to personally see that he visited....and he made arrangements to have Douglass over many more times. Do white folks - like Lincoln...like my dad....and so many others - who are WHITE....and see you for NOT being black....but just friends we love....do WE ever get any credit and embraced? Think about it.....I loved your monologue and agreed with all of it.....just wanted to throw it out there....comedy is KING....but some of us get left out.....funny thing is.....here's a white man complaining he's being segregated.....life is good all......LOVE....

  • Fernanzo Jamison
    Fernanzo Jamison 1 month ago

    Breaking News: Donald Trump just admitted that he thought being President would be easy 😂😂😂

  • Mike Jarrett
    Mike Jarrett 2 months ago

    Dave's far too clever to have been sucked into the anti trump hysteria a lot of hacks on night time talk shows are STILL trying to push.

  • Young Strilla
    Young Strilla 2 months ago

    chapelle not funny he is a real person though when it come to speaking but he cloned thats not dave chapelle

  • Choomie Khan
    Choomie Khan 2 months ago

    He's a genius

  • Brock Texas
    Brock Texas 2 months ago

    Very disappointed in you dave, sell out!

  • Past Broadcast
    Past Broadcast 2 months ago

    Wu-Tang!

  • John Browning
    John Browning 2 months ago

    I love this, I love how he's all mellowed out so much that his irony and satire barely hits the audience, they still want videos of people drinking milk in recording studios, or black white racists. But he has a lot of subtlety here, even if the audience seems to be one step behind. I still like Dave Chappelle, I still think he's brilliant, I just hope he doesn't get let down by people not getting his subtlety. I mean, at this point, Dave Chappelle is a fine wine. If you don't know wine, you won't understand how good this vintage is:

  • NUNUTHEKILLER28 KD35
    NUNUTHEKILLER28 KD35 2 months ago

    he finally sold his soul to the illuminati

  • FLEX ANAHEIM
    FLEX ANAHEIM 2 months ago

    😂😂😂white folks

  • audi presley
    audi presley 2 months ago

    Let's get one thing straight: Hillary Clinton lost because she lacked the two, most important voter-demographics that every Democratic candidate MUST have in order to win a general election: 1.) Independents and 2.) Enthusiastic support from the Democratic base, a.k.a. "liberals." She never had a chance. Never. The corporate-owned news lied via bogus polling numbers.

  • Rene Williams
    Rene Williams 2 months ago

    . . he was nailing it . . . right up to the point where he says "Obama did a good job" . . Obama gave this country a big sloppy HAND JOB !

  • Michael
    Michael 2 months ago

    Rip phife dawggggg

  • Huboons
    Huboons 2 months ago

    "Obama did a good job" I'll take shit dumb people say for $400 Alex.

    • Huboons
      Huboons 11 days ago

      There's that dumb shit we talked about.


    • BigT3996123482098
      BigT3996123482098 11 days ago

      Huboons lol America was better in nearly every statistical category the day he left office in comparison to his first day in office...


  • whitwhit87
    whitwhit87 2 months ago

    i knew he was coming back but, is he part of snl now? snl sucks...he just needs his own show back...

  • MrMessyb
    MrMessyb 2 months ago

    Dave Chappelle. Legend. The way he mixes relevant topics and current world events with comedy is genius. God bless Dave Chappelle

  • El Salaam Nasir
    El Salaam Nasir 2 months ago

    it's sad. You can really see & hear the pain behind his eyes & the jokes. People speculate that he was killed & cloned; he just looks defeated to me. He said he got bigger because he was no longer stressed because of the riggers of the industry, I'd def say it was the pharma & food. You know that's the quiest way to control someone, along with money which im sure he was hurting for.

  • Grd Lpz
    Grd Lpz 2 months ago

    Dave Chapelle the goat 🐐.

  • AR.CooseCoose
    AR.CooseCoose 2 months ago

    Man i think dave has family held hostage to say some of this stuff lol, he seems so drawn, defensive, out of place. Glad he's back, i hope he can be more oldschool Chappelle and less agenda :P

  • Fernanzo Jamison
    Fernanzo Jamison 2 months ago

    Dave Chappelle is the GOAT of comedy

  • Jose Chavez
    Jose Chavez 2 months ago

    I laugh so hard at the black guys in gorilla costumes joke, but knowing where it comes from and what it means deep down, I feel bad for doing so. You can see in Dave's face what I'm talking about.

  • Nat Aki
    Nat Aki 2 months ago

    Chappelle = Legend

  • vigneshrk
    vigneshrk 2 months ago

    this is so good and so is chris rocks recent monologue on snl

  • TheBestYoutubeChannelEverTimesInfinity

    All fun and games untill Trump sexually assaults your sister or daughter! Hes a Pussy Grabbing Sexual Assault MACHINE! An UnSTOPPABLE rapist like COsby and Bill Clinton times a MILLION! HAHAH This is what liberals seriously believe! Americn women are just mad that the Grab em by the Pussy comment is REALLY about how ALL WOMEN are WHORES for MONEY! And they dont like that! they doint LIKE the fact that trrump Got EASY Pussy because he was a FAMOUS billionaire!

    REGULAR billionaires get to basically RAPE women just read Fifty Shades of Grey! How is Trump any different from the billionaire in fifty shades of grey?

    American women are stupid dude, theyre out of tocuh and can't just ADMIT that its about money!

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