Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany's Fascist Party

  • Added:  9 days ago
  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about homeownership among black Americans being 30% lower than white homeownership.
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Comments: 534

  • Ben Warner
    Ben Warner 8 hours ago

    That is by far the funniest one they've done yet, this should be a weekly thing

  • Claire Garcia
    Claire Garcia 22 hours ago

    i don't care what anyone says this is the best segment on late nighg

  • Ramón H. Juárez

    Yasssssss. Laughing out loud the whole sketch.

  • kl17
    kl17 1 day ago

    Liberal douchebag Seth Meyers try to pander to the minorities with this dumb segment.

  • Μπαλατσούκας Παύλος

    Best. One. Yet.

  • Rosemary Williams

    Ok the Brick House bit was Funny Lol :)

  • SIStefanov
    SIStefanov 2 days ago

    Ahh segregation - its so funny......................

  • apierce5
    apierce5 2 days ago

    1:31 - 1:33

  • V Hines
    V Hines 3 days ago

    lmfao! best segment on the show, hands down!!

  • Arya Pourtabatabaie

    Someone please make a gif out of one of the scissor shots.

  • Sam Streveler
    Sam Streveler 3 days ago

    Lucy your ganna hold the football right

  • Karanagi
    Karanagi 3 days ago

    Great Chemistry

  • Raven Deagle
    Raven Deagle 3 days ago

    Love it... "never heard noise or seen that face. " She's just like "Yep..." hahahaha

  • Quentin Styger
    Quentin Styger 3 days ago

    More of this.

  • GUNK
    GUNK 3 days ago

    This is so uncomfortable. Either have the balls to make racist, homophobic jokes, or don't make them at all. Don't pretend it's ok once you get ppl from those groups to make the jokes for you. Weather they wrote them or not.

  • tehnemox
    tehnemox 4 days ago

    I still love this segment XD

  • Stefanie Mago
    Stefanie Mago 4 days ago

    Love it!

  • OrionoftheStar
    OrionoftheStar 4 days ago

    He never learns, does he?

  • Charles Hazelton III

    Amber has one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen!
    (she's sexy!)😄

  • Ramoncito Ramos
    Ramoncito Ramos 4 days ago


  • ackertara
    ackertara 4 days ago

    The scissors joke made me snort water out of my nose haha. The best one of the set lol

  • Michel Houellebecq
    Michel Houellebecq 4 days ago

    part of the joke is that a white heterosexual man can't say these jokes (a few years ago he could have)

  • Kackbraezel
    Kackbraezel 4 days ago

    the afd (so called faschist party) compared to republicans in the us is a leftist group :p

  • Edward Rawn
    Edward Rawn 5 days ago

    I guess this is supposed to be funny and PC, but it really just looks like a white guy forcing two poor women to tell shitty jokes about themselves.

  • Fil Maz
    Fil Maz 5 days ago


  • X Y
    X Y 5 days ago

    I just love this segment. When some people get salty over these jokes, it makes this even better.
    Also Amber and Jenny are really funny personalities to me.

  • oh yes charlie
    oh yes charlie 5 days ago

    please include cis In your description :)

  • Rosa Lie
    Rosa Lie 6 days ago

    This is my favorite segment.

  • Kristen Moon
    Kristen Moon 6 days ago

    Hey i'm a lesbian, I have long hair :) , but yeah, lol We love scissors. haha

  • LadyCanadain86
    LadyCanadain86 6 days ago

    best one yet! this is the best segment lol

  • Justin Case
    Justin Case 6 days ago

    great work guys

  • Adriana SARMIENTO
    Adriana SARMIENTO 6 days ago

    My favorite segment. Amber :3 Jenny :3 Seth :3

  • Pee Vee
    Pee Vee 6 days ago

    I did not understand the scissors joke.

  • Robert Gaudet
    Robert Gaudet 6 days ago

    Nazis were very down with homosexuality, until suddenly they weren't and Hitler had the gay members of his upper leadership summarily snuffed out. He was rather callous with the people who helped him into power, and of course in general.

  • Eric Chege
    Eric Chege 6 days ago

    scissors...ha ha ha

  • sagdieWahrheit
    sagdieWahrheit 7 days ago

    He has no idea about German potitics. We have no fascist party in Germany. The party he meant, is the only important party which is against illegal mass immigration from arabian and african countries. Poland, Czech , Hungary don't want these mostly economic "refugees". America has caused the war in Irak, Syria, Libya etc. Why they don't let pass them in the USA ? Disgusting hypocrites !

  • Gredddfe
    Gredddfe 7 days ago

    Snip snip.....

  • mr k
    mr k 7 days ago

    Samantha Bee beats Seth to the pulp on this. And usually i like Seth.

  • Serai3
    Serai3 7 days ago

    You guys have to find a way to let Seth tell one of these jokes at the end there without having the girls freak out. Break the rhythm of this thing, because that last part stopped being funny about the third time you did it. Find a joke that seems like it would be offensive but actually doesn't turn out that way, so the bit can get a new angle on it before returning to the idea that he can't tell the jokes. (It'll also be funnier because he'll think he can tell them now - since Amber and Jenny didn't freak out last time - but it turns out no, he still can't.)

  • Breanna Pemberton
    Breanna Pemberton 7 days ago

    Jenny, my dear, you may cut my hair any day of the week <3

  • Soymaid
    Soymaid 7 days ago

    Seth is at his best with other people to play off of.

  • Stimulator7
    Stimulator7 7 days ago

    wait.... what's with ace hardware??? I don't get it.

  • sujitd
    sujitd 7 days ago

    Give them their own damn show already!

  • EM-Germany
    EM-Germany 7 days ago

    Facist Party? <- There is no facist

  • Frank N. Stein
    Frank N. Stein 7 days ago

    AfD is conservative, not fascist. Their agenda is even somewhat milder than the US republican one. What is this uninformed nonsense?

  • S4rv4d0n
    S4rv4d0n 7 days ago

    I'm german and this is fake news.
    1. The AFD is not a fascist party.
    2. Alice Weidel does not lead the party, she is lead candidate with Alexander Gauland for the general election this year.
    3. Alice Weidel has long hair, so the joke does not make sense at all.

    • Hans Hubner
      Hans Hubner 6 days ago

      S4rv4d0n exactly. Nothing new here. Seth is an old Marxist, fake news champion.

  • Egal
    Egal 7 days ago

    1. Weidel is not the Party Leader (She is "top candidate" for the Bundestagswahl)
    2. The AfD is not Facist
    3. Weidel has no short hair
    4. Seth Meyers is a mentally retarded left liberal idiot who lives in a bubble
    5. Lösch Dich!

    • Egal
      Egal 7 days ago

      Die erzählen hier doch nur Bullshit, wiederleg mich doch in Punkt 1-3.

    • Tank Penguin
      Tank Penguin 7 days ago

      Egal vom kleinen Internet Nutzer, der wissen wollte wer ihm ins Hirn geschissen hat

  • Hektor Frisch
    Hektor Frisch 7 days ago

    Did he call AfD a facist party? The AfD isn't even as radical as the Republicans. Just a normal conservative party, who is always labeled as "facist" by their opponents.

  • Bernd Keller
    Bernd Keller 8 days ago

    Hey fake news lügenpresse: 10 to 15 years ago the Christian Democratic Union was THE conservative party in Germany but then Merkel became the party's leader and turned the party increasingly to the left. I mean letting in 2 mio immigrants in 1 year, spending trillions of Euros for saving a currency that is much too weak for the own state and wishing for a European super state is not really that conservative, isn't it? So now the AfD was founded and it's the new conservative party - but it's clearly not a fascist party (the fascist party is the NPD). Just compare the statements of Edmund Stoiber, the CDU's last chancellor candidate before Merkel, with those from the AfD - there's no difference.

  • Andrew Phillips
    Andrew Phillips 8 days ago

    well if you cant deliver them as a straight white male then either you are not a good comedian or they are not that funny

  • jambog82
    jambog82 8 days ago

    I wouldn't mind seeing Jenny in some real-life lesbian porn. Just putting that out there.

  • I Have Seen Some Shit

    hello I am a German and I just vant to say zat zis zing about ze fashist party is not true, ze voman does not haf a lesbian haircut. also ve germans understand humor and comedy very vell, haf a nice day

  • misha
    misha 8 days ago

    Best part of the show.

  • psiFellow
    psiFellow 8 days ago

    not funny; trying too hard.
    In fact, so unfunny that it could be German comedians as well.

  • Alda Keza
    Alda Keza 8 days ago

    0:10 i just her Bo's voice in my head when he said that

  • John Erkman
    John Erkman 8 days ago

    I thought scissoring was called Tribbing now🤔🤔🤔

  • Dim Jong Un
    Dim Jong Un 8 days ago

    dude, this show is getting really really funny. keep it up

  • GraduatedPuma12
    GraduatedPuma12 8 days ago

    There was 1 decent jokes

  • Laurens K.
    Laurens K. 8 days ago

    fascist party? the AFD ist not Facist, it's positions would be considered left in the US. They are more to the left than Bernie Sanders in many respects.

  • mr k
    mr k 8 days ago

    fucking disgusting and not funny at all. If you cannot tell a joke, Seth, it ain't worth telling. Only watched to the middle, can't take any more of the bad humor and bad acting.

  • Kay Gee
    Kay Gee 8 days ago

    I love these bits. You three need to make a road movie together.

  • Rebecca Weston
    Rebecca Weston 8 days ago

    Me, before the video starts: "Hope the title joke is about Doc Martens"

  • Nicolas D'Amico-Barbour

    I just love the three of them together, they're so cute! They just look like they're having fun.

  • Ryann F
    Ryann F 8 days ago

    Loved this!

  • Devin Mitchell
    Devin Mitchell 8 days ago

    dead ass...that was mad funny 😂🤣

  • Olympian Entertainment

    There was no n-word in the script, so Seth could have told them.

  • leyy121
    leyy121 8 days ago


  • Oliver Berger
    Oliver Berger 8 days ago

    accurate engine voter repair integrity enthusiasm picture council.

  • James Hamilton
    James Hamilton 8 days ago

    I wish this was funnier sometimes it's a hit or miss

  • Edil Abdi Omar
    Edil Abdi Omar 8 days ago

    This is my favourite segment <3

  • Atheist Edge
    Atheist Edge 8 days ago

    I get the comedy, but this is not how free speech works. Just like when everyone got their underwear in a twist when Maher said a word that is in every rap song.

  • HellsOnlyBelle
    HellsOnlyBelle 8 days ago

    I love these segments sfm, always more Amber and Jenny!

  • Gary Cooper
    Gary Cooper 8 days ago

    The reason Seth shouldn't tell these jokes is that they're not funny.

  • Andrew Schweyer
    Andrew Schweyer 8 days ago

    is it just me, or all of Seth's jokes funny, except this one?

  • Jenna Cardone
    Jenna Cardone 8 days ago

    Okay but am I the only one who thought the whole fake orgasm scenario was super hot?

  • Nahuel Martínez
    Nahuel Martínez 8 days ago

    I love just how kinda childish this bit is, it's really cute :P

  • wuala guala
    wuala guala 8 days ago

    this is funny and clever. period

  • badbiker666
    badbiker666 8 days ago

    OK - how much of a straight, white, cisgender, over-50 man am I? I totally didn't get the joke that Seth told. It went completely over my head. I have watched this video three times now to try and figure it out but I''m getting nada. Still, I think this is the best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" segment yet, and that's saying a lot!

  • Richard Towers
    Richard Towers 8 days ago

    Seth's straight? Am I the only one who didn't know? He's so tidy.

  • Andrea G
    Andrea G 8 days ago

    This segment gets funnier every time they do it. Amber's laugh is so contagious! ❤️

  • Bannor Haruchai
    Bannor Haruchai 8 days ago

    That lesbian can do the finger-scissors thing so much quicker than I can.
    Is that the secret to giving ladies lots of orgasms?

  • Jim's videos
    Jim's videos 8 days ago

    2:32 Exactly.

  • Ameha K
    Ameha K 8 days ago

    too cute

  • JC Juárez
    JC Juárez 8 days ago

    Seth: I've never heard that sound or seen that face!!

    Me: Cause you're not a lesbian!!

  • Mosey
    Mosey 8 days ago

    This is the best JSCT segment I've seen so far, top quality laughs!

  • DerJurist
    DerJurist 8 days ago

    It's not "the german fascist party". I'd locate it somewhere between trumpcons and the libertarian Wing of the republican Party, but it's certainly not fascist.

    • Sebastian Haban
      Sebastian Haban 5 days ago

      Sagt der mit 88 im Namen...
      Says the guy with 88 in his username...

    • pulle88
      pulle88 8 days ago

      but they still love all your muzzies right?
      Germans used to be great people, now they are pussifed muslim lovers

  • vasdishuh
    vasdishuh 8 days ago

    Thanks for everything, Seth.
    You have lots of viewers over here in Germany. There's just one detail to correct:
    German Fascist Party is NPD.
    AfD voters are more like ordinary trumpanzees.

  • Shes Comeundun
    Shes Comeundun 8 days ago

    this is one of my favourite bits! it literally breaks my funny bone, I can't even laugh it's so funny.

  • Joel Zedwick
    Joel Zedwick 8 days ago

    I want a whole show of this.

  • Fred Phlogiston
    Fred Phlogiston 8 days ago

    The AfD (Alternative for Germany) is not a fascist party. They are comparable with the Republican party on immigration and on tax cuts.

    • Sebastian Haban
      Sebastian Haban 8 days ago

      and on denying climat change and on crime policy and surrveliance and...

  • Michael Ramon
    Michael Ramon 8 days ago

    I'm glad that they finally gave the "black women and lesbians are liars" ending line a break. It was good the first time, but in later ones it kept feeling more and more forced.

  • Sangyoon Sim
    Sangyoon Sim 8 days ago

    So... he is not gay?

  • Not2be4gotten02
    Not2be4gotten02 8 days ago

    The baseball one was amazing

  • jack johnson
    jack johnson 8 days ago

    I think they are holding up the number of fingers Seth likes up his ass before you switch to a butt plug.

  • Raven Ken
    Raven Ken 8 days ago

    I really enjoyed that. Thanks for sharing!

  • shortbreadedtrash
    shortbreadedtrash 8 days ago

    pls dont judge german people. most of the aren't as stupid

  • Nyema Sobia
    Nyema Sobia 8 days ago

    "JENNY NO!" *pauses* *giggles*

  • azureATC
    azureATC 8 days ago

    I don't really care for the jokes, I just love seeing Seth interact with his writers.

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