Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)


Birds will soon begin migrating to warmer climates. John Oliver says good riddance.

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Comments:

Sean AlbroSean Albro (44 minutes ago)
birds are obviously not watching Last Week Tonight, he should've used Twitter to send his message of bird hate, that's where all the birds go to tweet

my profile pic is a close up of my penismy profile pic is a close up of my penis (3 days ago)
fuck you parrots nothing you say is original.
fuck you ostriches you are all cowards sticking your heads in the ground.

John AdamsJohn Adams (5 days ago)
This never gets old. Ever. I fucking love you John Olivier lmfao

Joris RJoris R (7 days ago)
Linux user confirmed.

Lv LyLv Ly (18 days ago)
not "sky mice" lol

I have an addiction YoutubeI have an addiction Youtube (20 days ago)
HE FORGOT SEAGULLS, THOSE THINGS ARE THE F**KING WORST. THEY ARE USELESS, POOPING EVERYWHERE AND STEALING YOUR FOOD, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SEAGULLS.

Ellen RobertsEllen Roberts (22 days ago)
I hate it when I go to the park and there's geese shit everywhere! It's disgusting! Where is a coyote when you need one?

Jack DingJack Ding (26 days ago)
In Bird Culture, this is considered a dick move.

BackPack JoeBackPack Joe (27 days ago)
I like birds :(

maistromannmaistromann (29 days ago)
My grandfather died from bird flu. Fuck you birds

Collin McLeanCollin McLean (29 days ago)
He roasted those birds worse than Colonel Sanders

mechtimmechtim (1 month ago)
I bet this won't make it to the show but you look like you are a cross between joan rivers and a lizard man if they had a baby but you are funny and make me laugh

Darcy SweetDarcy Sweet (1 month ago)
J F-ing C I love this guy! He summed up my entire grievance list of birds in one clip. Never change, Mr. Oliver.

bigmus8285ablebigmus8285able (1 month ago)
Android 16 would hate this segment #teamfourstar

Patricia APatricia A (1 month ago)
I love you Penguins!

Brendon TanBrendon Tan (1 month ago)
Something tells me John here has had a history with birds. What was it Oliver? Were you once given a surprise colonoscopy by a hummingbird? Were you once kicked in the ass by an Ostrich? The a Pelican steal your kid?

TheWarburnerTheWarburner (1 month ago)
:(((

amrita sarkaramrita sarkar (1 month ago)
nooo why John. birds are soo good

Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D.Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D. (1 month ago)
i appreciate his argument against parrots 😅

WaffletigercatWaffletigercat (1 month ago)
Liked for appreciating penguins.

Alonzo AldabaAlonzo Aldaba (1 month ago)
5K birds disliked this video

CollapzeCollapze (1 month ago)
The amount of times his car must've been shat on by now...

mister smithmister smith (1 month ago)
Trump won and John Oliver is still taking it in the back door.

M'n'M'n'MM'n'M'n'M (1 month ago)
Thank you John Oliver. I was watching the video and I nearly got a detention for being on my iPad. The teacher knew who you were and he gave me only a warning.

viddorkviddork (2 months ago)
I have to take issue with giving penguins a pass --- if you've ever been downwind of where they hang out, you know that their habitat reeks powerfully of low tide and old seafood. It's utterly unforgivable.

IB_M1IB_M1 (2 months ago)
#Birdroast

Annie ThrashAnnie Thrash (2 months ago)
John, being the rat faced bastard that he is, would definitely hate birds of prey

V DV D (2 months ago)
R.I.P Birds

Jamie GolembewskiJamie Golembewski (2 months ago)
why is he saying f**k you birds

usaid alfatihusaid alfatih (2 months ago)
So much self-loathing from Mr. Oliver.

Maximiliano LueraMaximiliano Luera (2 months ago)
How did he say all this with a straight face

Amy FakeAmy Fake (2 months ago)
why the hell is he saying f**k you seabirds

Amy FakeAmy Fake (2 months ago)
ha ha i like when he said f**k you birds

Anisa MazakiAnisa Mazaki (2 months ago)
Wtf John? It's just birds - some of them which you or other people eat (eg ducks). If you're so angry and jealous of them migrating to the Tropics where I live, then why don't you book a trip via plane, and migrate with them? If not, then shut the fuck up and enjoy having solid frozen balls, cuz as far as I'm concerned, you made a Choice to stay in the US (or England), every time Winter comes around.

kyle mkyle m (3 months ago)
This isnt on the web exclusive playlist. Someone isn't doing their job.

Joe SchlesingerJoe Schlesinger (3 months ago)
An entire episode on birds and yet you missed the one bird-related topic that deserves exposure more than any other: The Great Emu War, and before you write this off as some kind of nonsense, this was a REAL THING. In November 1932, not only did Australian ex-soldiers, along with British veterans, face off against emus, said emus WON. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

ÖrlogskaptenÖrlogskapten (3 months ago)
Sorry John, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs. Your still lovely though <3

ShockScreamShockScream (3 months ago)
Yay! go penguins,

Jimmy CatalinaJimmy Catalina (3 months ago)
John, John, John... You only wish that you could be as beautiful and amazing as a hummingbird. Such disrespect. Shame on you.

oopsy444oopsy444 (3 months ago)
says penguins are fine but then hates ostriches since they can't fly
penguins: what the duck john.

Kris10Kris10 (3 months ago)
Ok he clearly hates birds, it's reptiles he likes

Jonathan Sim: MagicJonathan Sim: Magic (3 months ago)
John said, in his words, that he looks like a nearsighted parrot who works at the bank. And he kind of does, tbh.

Har ounHar oun (3 months ago)
I can't stop imagining aliens laughing at us as the human being getting totally fucked up by innocent birds

CucumberCatalystCucumberCatalyst (4 months ago)
*salt*

YuKi MekishikoYuKi Mekishiko (4 months ago)
When are you coming baaaaaaaaack?

Kyle BaryonyxKyle Baryonyx (4 months ago)
Did you know that an unfertilized ostrich egg is a single cell?

Madison AmorimMadison Amorim (4 months ago)
"Basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them!" gotta be one of my favourite lines out there.

KingKing (4 months ago)
John Oliver you are suppose to like Parrots because you kinda look like one.

DriftinDriftin (5 months ago)
who else remembers when john was on youtube rewind in 2015?

Natsu Dragneel16Natsu Dragneel16 (5 months ago)
He doesn't really hate birds, because without birds there would be an increase of insects and the ecosystem would be out of control. 😊

Mark SmithMark Smith (5 months ago)
Damn, he was roasting those birds up

SilverDeathLordSilverDeathLord (5 months ago)
i like crows :)

KinkyPinkFemboiAlexKinkyPinkFemboiAlex (5 months ago)
PRO BURD WITES!

theplaceofpeacetheplaceofpeace (5 months ago)
Somehow this isn't funny this week.... since the 10,000 geese died. :(

Alexzander CastilloAlexzander Castillo (5 months ago)
meanwhile ducks have corkscrew dicks and corkscrew vaginas

Raymond NutelaRaymond Nutela (5 months ago)
nobody fucks with penguins

Ali AviAli Avi (5 months ago)
seriously one of the most hilarious things in life!

Christina TumaChristina Tuma (5 months ago)
hey John swallower?
Did you ever right that check for Trumps campaign!
lmao hows crow taste dirt bag of the highest order.

PepetheFrogHerePepetheFrogHere (5 months ago)
Web exclusive, some retarded, pointless 3 minute video to make us YouTube viewers fell like HBO cares

Sarah SouserSarah Souser (6 months ago)
Is it just me or does John Oliver look like Mr. Bean?

Nic PageNic Page (6 months ago)
This is basically this channels version of shitposting

PidermanChloe12PidermanChloe12 (6 months ago)
what did I as an ostrich ever do to you, John?? jesus christ

Miss Tessa MarieMiss Tessa Marie (6 months ago)
Oh my god..that was hilarious!!! Absolutely love him!

Bloop BloopBloop Bloop (6 months ago)
hahahahahahhahahahhahaha wtf

Rainbow face/ XxohanaxXRainbow face/ XxohanaxX (6 months ago)
This video should be retitled to, "John roasts birds."

BigallVladBigallVlad (6 months ago)
thouse background laughs ....so cheap

fireflyserenity31fireflyserenity31 (6 months ago)
A goose, a parrot, an ostrich, a swan, a pelican, and a humming bird walked into a Starbucks and ordered a short english roast....

Daniel GonzalezDaniel Gonzalez (6 months ago)
Penguins telling Oliver- " just smile and wave"

Catherine LeeCatherine Lee (6 months ago)
How can you have a rant about birds and not include pigeons, the rats of the sky?!

Thomas BowmanThomas Bowman (6 months ago)
He's mad because he secretly is a penguin.

patrick watkinspatrick watkins (5 months ago)
he didn't roast penguins though.

ConicalReasonConicalReason (6 months ago)
He just mad cause he look like a bird. bse

Emily SmithEmily Smith (6 months ago)
But... Penguins can't fly either...

Avery CashAvery Cash (6 months ago)
I feel the British

Nough A.Nough A. (6 months ago)
LOL do bugs roast too please😂

EpicurusEpicurus (6 months ago)
haha johns face is uncanny valley

Fernandez SFernandez S (6 months ago)
what about red tailed hawks?

Barni YamumBarni Yamum (6 months ago)
now they promote bird killings?

omg hey thereomg hey there (6 months ago)
LOL I just moved from NY to Florida...I'm sure he would love me :D :D : D :D :D

ExterExter (6 months ago)
The laugh tracks are annoying.

Francis22296441 SalibaFrancis22296441 Saliba (4 months ago)
tvm.. com

Sonya EucalyptusSonya Eucalyptus (6 months ago)
"sky mice", hilarious.

That of a RoseThat of a Rose (6 months ago)
"Every single bird is just a shitty sequel to the dinosaurs." What he shows on the screen ain't even a dinosaur

dandeentremontdandeentremont (6 months ago)
Man, this show is getting too political.

James BowdenJames Bowden (6 months ago)
Pterosaurs weren't flying dinosaurs.

Nick B.Nick B. (7 months ago)
Obese bees in need of a nose-job! Brilliant. 😂

remsan03remsan03 (7 months ago)
John Oliver having his revenge because some bird pooped on him. Nice!

ClON3ClON3 (7 months ago)
arrest john for hate speech against birds #birdslivesmatter

Tina LuTina Lu (7 months ago)
the new thing is being misled to see a video listed as NEW by impersonators of "LastWeekTonight" (no spaces) broadcasting re-runs thru YouTube under "Last Week Tonight " (using spaces).

Kun FengKun Feng (7 months ago)
that escalated quickly

Floyed LoboFloyed Lobo (7 months ago)
I love most of the episodes but this one is the most boring episode ever!

TerryMacka McKenzieTerryMacka McKenzie (7 months ago)
John Oliver you are a boring shill. Jimmy Dore >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Oliver

Allyce SarıAllyce Sarı (7 months ago)
What the fuck did I just watch?

Erik HossErik Hoss (7 months ago)
John, you're not supposed to like parrots because they can talk, you're supposed to like them because you look like a parrot who works at a bank.

MemphiStigMemphiStig (7 months ago)
angry@birds. lol.
seriously, tho, you know if trump's elected he won't let any immigrant birds into the country. "trust me. no one's better at protecting us from birds. i'm gonna build a wall, and the birds are gonna pay for it. hey, billy! you ever grab a bird by the pussy? when you're famous, they let you!"

Anil GuptaAnil Gupta (7 months ago)
why so much hatred??

jerry josejerry jose (7 months ago)
That guy from Bettermyths will agree

minecraft425minecraft425 (7 months ago)
Call the pigeons...all of them, we got a man in a suite and everything around him to decorate white with black specs!

liyevliyev (7 months ago)
i appreciate this show talks a lot about things other than the election. good get away from all the craziness.

Jake GJake G (7 months ago)
You know, us penguins have sex with dead bodies, participate in sexual coercion, and abuse our chicks both sexually and physically.

We do not deserve a pass, Mr. Oliver.

Captain DoomsdayCaptain Doomsday (7 months ago)
Bullshit, John, we've been over this. We all know you're an autistic parrot in a Halloween mask trying to throw us off your scent.

Cranjis McBasketballCranjis McBasketball (7 months ago)
I'm guessing that a pigeon really did a number on his car

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