Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

Birds will soon begin migrating to warmer climates. John Oliver says good riddance.

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Author mister smith ( ago)
Trump won and John Oliver is still taking it in the back door.

Author M'n'M'n'M ( ago)
Thank you John Oliver. I was watching the video and I nearly got a detention for being on my iPad. The teacher knew who you were and he gave me only a warning.

Author viddork ( ago)
I have to take issue with giving penguins a pass --- if you've ever been downwind of where they hang out, you know that their habitat reeks powerfully of low tide and old seafood. It's utterly unforgivable.

Author IB_M1 ( ago)

Author Annie Thrash ( ago)
John, being the rat faced bastard that he is, would definitely hate birds of prey

Author V D ( ago)
R.I.P Birds

Author Jamie Golembewski ( ago)
why is he saying f**k you birds

Author usaid alfatih ( ago)
So much self-loathing from Mr. Oliver.

Author Maximiliano Luera ( ago)
How did he say all this with a straight face

Author Amy Fake ( ago)
why the hell is he saying f**k you seabirds

Author Amy Fake ( ago)
ha ha i like when he said f**k you birds

Author Anisa Mazaki ( ago)
Wtf John? It's just birds - some of them which you or other people eat (eg ducks). If you're so angry and jealous of them migrating to the Tropics where I live, then why don't you book a trip via plane, and migrate with them? If not, then shut the fuck up and enjoy having solid frozen balls, cuz as far as I'm concerned, you made a Choice to stay in the US (or England), every time Winter comes around.

Author kyle m ( ago)
This isnt on the web exclusive playlist. Someone isn't doing their job.

Author Joe Schlesinger ( ago)
An entire episode on birds and yet you missed the one bird-related topic that deserves exposure more than any other: The Great Emu War, and before you write this off as some kind of nonsense, this was a REAL THING. In November 1932, not only did Australian ex-soldiers, along with British veterans, face off against emus, said emus WON.

Author Örlogskapten ( ago)
Sorry John, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs. Your still lovely though <3

Author ShockScream ( ago)
Yay! go penguins,

Author Jimmy Catalina ( ago)
John, John, John... You only wish that you could be as beautiful and amazing as a hummingbird. Such disrespect. Shame on you.

Author oopsy444 ( ago)
says penguins are fine but then hates ostriches since they can't fly
penguins: what the duck john.

Author Kris10 ( ago)
Ok he clearly hates birds, it's reptiles he likes

Author Jonathan Sim: Magic ( ago)
John said, in his words, that he looks like a nearsighted parrot who works at the bank. And he kind of does, tbh.

Author Har oun ( ago)
I can't stop imagining aliens laughing at us as the human being getting totally fucked up by innocent birds

Author CucumberCatalyst ( ago)

Author YuKi Mekishiko ( ago)
When are you coming baaaaaaaaack?

Author Kyle Baryonyx ( ago)
Did you know that an unfertilized ostrich egg is a single cell?

Author Madison Amorim ( ago)
"Basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them!" gotta be one of my favourite lines out there.

Author King ( ago)
John Oliver you are suppose to like Parrots because you kinda look like one.

Author Driftin ( ago)
who else remembers when john was on youtube rewind in 2015?

Author Natsu Dragneel16 ( ago)
He doesn't really hate birds, because without birds there would be an increase of insects and the ecosystem would be out of control. 😊

Author Mark Smith ( ago)
Damn, he was roasting those birds up

Author SilverDeathLord ( ago)
i like crows :)

Author KinkyPinkFemboiAlex ( ago)

Author theplaceofpeace ( ago)
Somehow this isn't funny this week.... since the 10,000 geese died. :(

Author Alexzander Castillo ( ago)
meanwhile ducks have corkscrew dicks and corkscrew vaginas

Author Raymond Nutela ( ago)
nobody fucks with penguins

Author Ali Avi ( ago)
seriously one of the most hilarious things in life!

Author Christina Tuma ( ago)
hey John swallower?
Did you ever right that check for Trumps campaign!
lmao hows crow taste dirt bag of the highest order.

Author PepetheFrogHere ( ago)
Web exclusive, some retarded, pointless 3 minute video to make us YouTube viewers fell like HBO cares

Author Sarah Souser ( ago)
Is it just me or does John Oliver look like Mr. Bean?

Author Nic Page ( ago)
This is basically this channels version of shitposting

Author PidermanChloe12 ( ago)
what did I as an ostrich ever do to you, John?? jesus christ

Author Miss Tessa Marie ( ago)
Oh my god..that was hilarious!!! Absolutely love him!

Author Bloop Bloop ( ago)
hahahahahahhahahahhahaha wtf

Author Rainbow face/ XxohanaxX ( ago)
This video should be retitled to, "John roasts birds."

Author BigallVlad ( ago)
thouse background laughs cheap

Author fireflyserenity31 ( ago)
A goose, a parrot, an ostrich, a swan, a pelican, and a humming bird walked into a Starbucks and ordered a short english roast....

Author Daniel Gonzalez ( ago)
Penguins telling Oliver- " just smile and wave"

Author Catherine Lee ( ago)
How can you have a rant about birds and not include pigeons, the rats of the sky?!

Author Thomas Bowman ( ago)
He's mad because he secretly is a penguin.

Author ConicalReason ( ago)
He just mad cause he look like a bird. bse

Author Emily Smith ( ago)
But... Penguins can't fly either...

Author Avery Cash ( ago)
I feel the British

Author Nough A. ( ago)
LOL do bugs roast too please😂

Author Alex Friedmann ( ago)
haha johns face is uncanny valley

Author Fernandez S ( ago)
what about red tailed hawks?

Author Barni Yamum ( ago)
now they promote bird killings?

Author omg hey there ( ago)
LOL I just moved from NY to Florida...I'm sure he would love me :D :D : D :D :D

Author Exter ( ago)
The laugh tracks are annoying.

Author Sonya Eucalyptus ( ago)
"sky mice", hilarious.

Author That of a Rose ( ago)
"Every single bird is just a shitty sequel to the dinosaurs." What he shows on the screen ain't even a dinosaur

Author dandeentremont ( ago)
Man, this show is getting too political.

Author James Bowden ( ago)
Pterosaurs weren't flying dinosaurs.

Author Nick B. ( ago)
Obese bees in need of a nose-job! Brilliant. 😂

Author remsan03 ( ago)
John Oliver having his revenge because some bird pooped on him. Nice!

Author Xero ( ago)
arrest john for hate speech against birds #birdslivesmatter

Author Tina Lu ( ago)
the new thing is being misled to see a video listed as NEW by impersonators of "LastWeekTonight" (no spaces) broadcasting re-runs thru YouTube under "Last Week Tonight " (using spaces).

Author Kun Feng ( ago)
that escalated quickly

Author Floyed Lobo ( ago)
I love most of the episodes but this one is the most boring episode ever!

Author TerryMacka McKenzie ( ago)
John Oliver you are a boring shill. Jimmy Dore >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John Oliver

Author Allyce Sarı ( ago)
What the fuck did I just watch?

Author Erik Hoss ( ago)
John, you're not supposed to like parrots because they can talk, you're supposed to like them because you look like a parrot who works at a bank.

Author MemphiStig ( ago)
angry@birds. lol.
seriously, tho, you know if trump's elected he won't let any immigrant birds into the country. "trust me. no one's better at protecting us from birds. i'm gonna build a wall, and the birds are gonna pay for it. hey, billy! you ever grab a bird by the pussy? when you're famous, they let you!"

Author Anil Gupta ( ago)
why so much hatred??

Author jerry jose ( ago)
That guy from Bettermyths will agree

Author minecraft425 ( ago)
Call the pigeons...all of them, we got a man in a suite and everything around him to decorate white with black specs!

Author liyev ( ago)
i appreciate this show talks a lot about things other than the election. good get away from all the craziness.

Author Jake G ( ago)
You know, us penguins have sex with dead bodies, participate in sexual coercion, and abuse our chicks both sexually and physically.

We do not deserve a pass, Mr. Oliver.

Author Captain Doomsday ( ago)
Bullshit, John, we've been over this. We all know you're an autistic parrot in a Halloween mask trying to throw us off your scent.

Author Kyle Wilkins ( ago)
I'm guessing that a pigeon really did a number on his car

Author Samantha Greene ( ago)
what happened?! did he wake up to find his car coated in bird shit??

Author Tainira94 ( ago)
What the heck's wrong with birds now?

Author Tom Geurken ( ago)
dafuq is this? xD

Author uppfinnaren ( ago)
Srsly?!!?! Is this show animated??? Technology is so cool!!!!!

Author wartem ( ago)
He has heard the word.

Author Md Nasrul Roslin ( ago)
Bird is the word

Author Ma Bau ( ago)
He just ended those bird's careers. But he's not a comedian....

Author MorningCuppaJoe ( ago)
Possibly his best web exclusive.

Who actually disliked this?

Author TheCivilAnarchist ( ago)
Why does John Oliver look so much like a parrot!?

Author Aba Dibi ( ago)
he roasted the birds, he litrally ate a fried chicken wing from mcdonalds after this.

Author Jazzy Wood ( ago)
Ok. I'm cool with most birds. But geese are another story. I remember a goose went right up to my mom, aunt, and I while we were on a paddle boat in the middle of a lake. Then, it proceeded to peck the hell out of my mom's right thigh. She actually got bruises after the whole ordeal. Seriously, fuck geese.

Author LukeSumIpsePatremTe ( ago)
Not funny

Author Nithesh R.A. ( ago)
RED Alert!!!

Author Pat Y ( ago)
lol, what have I just watched?

Author Jacob Mphahlele ( ago)
Lol I actually like birds! 😂

Author Morgan Martin ( ago)
What is his deal with birds? I found this rant way funnier than I should have tbh...

Author ArmoredChocobo ( ago)
Well I never!

Author Travis Bird ( ago)
damn this really hurt me

Author Awesomemaister ( ago)
Man... that guy does NOT like birds!

Author ElectroDFW ( ago)
Birds = 'sky mice' FTW

Author Harsimran Singh (Dino) ( ago)
Crap talk !

Author GreyException ( ago)
Here I was, thinking that maybe it wasn't just a coincidence that these stupid fucking flock of geese/crows just came outta nowhere and caw/honk constantly at wee hours in the morning.

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