France Rejects Marine Le Pen, Obama Warned Trump About Mike Flynn - Monologue

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  • Theo Carter
    Theo Carter 16 days ago

    Gas competition show ypdcn sensitive which pole criminal monument

  • Bobbi Curtis
    Bobbi Curtis 1 month ago

    The casket joke made tears spurt out my eyes!

  • Les Chroniques du Terra Monde

    Oh putain ! The Le Pen joke is so ... low ...

  • bejitossj
    bejitossj 1 month ago

    That guy doesn't understand that macron have more similarity with Trump than Clinton. Many leftist and socialist in France hates him.
    Or maybe, America wants to sabotage other country to stay on top, like they always do.

  • Ciara Bradley
    Ciara Bradley 1 month ago

    He should have practiced the pronunciation of their names beforehand

  • Let's Play. TV
    Let's Play. TV 1 month ago

    How frequently is Seth doing the "this might go over your head" setup for stupid pun jokes? I've seen it twice.

  • Marine Poirier
    Marine Poirier 1 month ago

    Jean-Marie Le pen n'est pas content ahah ! Papi facho retourne à la case départ ! 😆😆👇🏼

  • John Nycto
    John Nycto 1 month ago

    1:15 my kids cringe when I offer similar jokes, but it's ok for Seth?

  • Lerry Ratley
    Lerry Ratley 1 month ago

    THE COUNTRY IS BEING LEAD/RUN BY A DAMN FOOL!!!  WHO DISAGREE???

  • Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203 1 month ago

    Pine. Maple. Walnut 😂😂😂

  • Darth Vader
    Darth Vader 1 month ago

    Le Pen looks like a turtle with a wig on it. Kind of like Trump.

  • unknown unknown
    unknown unknown 1 month ago

    I MISS OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chiefgunman
    chiefgunman 1 month ago

    It's like this guy doesn't understand we as Americans don't live in a democracy.

  • slylockdefox246
    slylockdefox246 1 month ago

    Seriously how is Seth funny?

  • Sebastian Aleksandriytzin

    I am bringing that pen joke back to France when I am visiting my family this summer! :D

  • King Peppy
    King Peppy 1 month ago

    Viva la France

  • S.S. A
    S.S. A 1 month ago

    she got demolished lol

  • Leinsterfan 180
    Leinsterfan 180 1 month ago

    He's soooooooooo cringey!

  • Nokiteshi
    Nokiteshi 1 month ago

    After the USA, UK, the Netherlands and France... The next one which will have an important election is Germany...

  • Saud Dowaihy
    Saud Dowaihy 1 month ago

    wow Bernie's worst nightmare. his wife is one of the 1% of millionaires and billionaires

  • Albe Van Hanoy
    Albe Van Hanoy 1 month ago

    "The unusual practice of awarding the presidency to the person with the most votes."

    Savage af

  • Romain Houdaille-Khondji

    how about you suck my dick, liberal retard? i remenber you crying like a baby when Trump got elected

  • APPLE & HAPPY x-files

    😂👍🏻

  • Jens Stoltze
    Jens Stoltze 1 month ago

    Lets get to the neeeeews

  • Shikhar Tiwari
    Shikhar Tiwari 1 month ago

    Seth Myers Seth myers, you're awesome, funny and witty. More trump roastings, please.

  • One Love Counseling
    One Love Counseling 1 month ago

    Please change the horrible tune at the end of your videos guys. Please.

  • The White Knight of Justice

    Well, France, looks like you get to look forward to more Paris Massacres and attacks on Nice.

    • Amélie Carré
      Amélie Carré 1 month ago

      Good. If we don't have them, we get bored. (sarcasm here, in case you're wondering.)


  • Jim Naylor
    Jim Naylor 1 month ago

    Impeach the Orange.

  • INTJ- DmG
    INTJ- DmG 1 month ago

    Trump is not a baby...
    He's a 2-year old!!!

  • Chaosmage42
    Chaosmage42 1 month ago

    was the teacher in a red state with the pinyata

  • Barbara Thygerson
    Barbara Thygerson 1 month ago

    Love you Seth!

  • Greg M
    Greg M 1 month ago

    We have a trump dart board at work and no ones fired yet

  • Star Friend
    Star Friend 1 month ago

    Yeah I heard about the rigged ballots!

  • Mesalonika
    Mesalonika 1 month ago

    They couldn't find LE PEN! You cute Seth!!!

  • BongFire
    BongFire 1 month ago

    like like like

  • Code S
    Code S 1 month ago

    le Seth your jokes are le funny XD

  • greg romero
    greg romero 1 month ago

    great job seth. stay on it.

  • Ken Dawson
    Ken Dawson 1 month ago

    Anyway to have a word with sponsors and the need to have the volume db jacked way beyond what Seth usually has his videos amplitude.
    For whatever reason - Seth's are usually lower db's... so you have to turn it up a bit to hear him... and the the sponsors feel that their sales are going to be sooooooooooooooooooo much better if they jack up the amplitude of their videos - and blow your speakers.... yup... now I REALLY want to buy that product.... NOT... SKIP AD... note to never ever buy that product because the company cares NOT about my speakers... and ears...

  • Noah Denver
    Noah Denver 1 month ago

    I guess I just don't really get Seth Meyers' (or at least his writers) humor, does he seem just kind of unfunny to anyone else? I've tried to give the show a chance but it doesn't really seem up to the same level as Last Week Tonight or the Late Show.

  • Mrmot
    Mrmot 1 month ago

    Seth Meyers has prostate problem

  • John Grimm
    John Grimm 1 month ago

    Keep it up Seth Meyers. You give us hope and a big smile for the next 3&1/2 years.

  • Nun Ya
    Nun Ya 1 month ago

    Trump won't stay in the White House for two reasons, there are cameras everywhere and Michelle Obama once slept there. The last time he stayed in a location with those two conditions led to let's say embarrassing results.

  • UHH OCT
    UHH OCT 1 month ago

    Le Pen Le trump what's the difference?

  • bbkintanar
    bbkintanar 1 month ago

    Seriously. Am I the only who laughs really hard at Bernie impersonations?

    THESE...SHOULD BE FREE!

  • Knights Templar.
    Knights Templar. 1 month ago

    https://vimeo.com/216743012 RIP FRANCE

  • Angelo Gagliardi
    Angelo Gagliardi 1 month ago

    You look like the sham wow guy

  • Alpine Dog
    Alpine Dog 1 month ago

    We don't use pens to select our choice, we just select the sheet with the name of our candidate.

  • Phred Zeppelin
    Phred Zeppelin 1 month ago

    I have a thinking french joke as well. How do you say 3 cats drowned in french??????????? Trois Cat cinq

    hehehehehe :D
    ok so I know the 4 is not spelt correctly but artistic license?

  • Mandy Olsen
    Mandy Olsen 1 month ago

    what a handsome president !!!! congrats Macron

  • Tango Bango
    Tango Bango 1 month ago

    Now our esteemed President runs to New Jersey on Week Ends to play golf? Geeze! ENUFF ALREADY with this monumental waste of money! When are the Impeachment Proceedings going to begin?

  • valar
    valar 1 month ago

    That joke was very high concept.

  • David Van Drunen
    David Van Drunen 1 month ago

    Oh I get it, it should be "LA pen." hehehe...

  • zoojyby93
    zoojyby93 1 month ago

    That casket joke tho 😱😂

  • Kilo Mintoni
    Kilo Mintoni 1 month ago

    Seth is funny but the "tell the joke, stop, wait for approval or rejection" style is getting old and annoying.

    • StormWolf
      StormWolf 1 month ago

      It's this funny thing called timing, rather than plowing through and just blurting out joke after joke without giving a moment for the joke to register.


  • Chandler Nunnally
    Chandler Nunnally 1 month ago

    How's it going to end?

  • Bruce Baker
    Bruce Baker 1 month ago

    That's hilarious. YT algorithms figure, even with an American talk show clip (in...English) "it's got 'France' in the title. So let's serve up a pre-roll ad...in French". YT...still thinking in American. Or desperate to fill foreign language ad spots?

  • Ramon Mora
    Ramon Mora 1 month ago

    stupid trump. stop using our money to benefit your family. idiot. stop taking advantage to benefit your stupid family. and show your taxes. coward. and first lady. stop. using our money to live like queen. that money is for someone how really deserve it. God help us. and. stupid. paul Ryan. make pretend. he knows what he is doing. thanks for that idiot trump. God help us. and show your taxes idiot trump. coward. ...God help. us. 😕😕😕

  • S. Calabrese
    S. Calabrese 1 month ago

    They couldn't find "le pen", good joke, even if France doesn't use voting machines, so no le pen needed :)

  • a pebblebutt
    a pebblebutt 1 month ago

    we need a compilation of all the times seth prefaces a joke with, "this next joke is very sophisticated yada yada, so don't feel back if it goes over your head..." and then proceeds to make a pun that's too lowbrow for most fifth graders to find funny.

    • a pebblebutt
      a pebblebutt 1 month ago

      i fully condone the awful puns, btw.


  • Drax the Destroyer
    Drax the Destroyer 1 month ago

    That joke didn't go over my head. My reflexes were too fast, and I caught it.

  • A O
    A O 1 month ago

    And thaaaat's the way the news goes!

  • crustacean drool cube

    2:36 Wow, Seth dragged United Airlines almost as hard as security dragged that doctor.

  • mrclueuin
    mrclueuin 1 month ago

    Via La France! 🗼

  • Leanne Sawka
    Leanne Sawka 1 month ago

    President Macron is HOT!!!

  • chasemebaby
    chasemebaby 1 month ago

    "Pine,Maple,Walnut" - fucking savage lol

  • Johnny Mac
    Johnny Mac 1 month ago

    I guess more French people had chemistry with Emmanuel than they did with Marine's biology.

  • PaulEx
    PaulEx 1 month ago

    The 'couldn't find Le Pen' joke actually doesn't work because the French don't fill out ballots, they put cards (which are already printed for you) with the chosen candidate's name in an envelope. No pen involved.

    I'm an American/French dual citizen who voted for the first time a couple weeks ago, and I was so confused as to what was happening when I was handed my envelope and saw the stacks of cards.

  • Oma Rumunna
    Oma Rumunna 1 month ago

    #FreeOurTeacher! ...the Colorado one not the crazy one.

  • _Jamison_
    _Jamison_ 1 month ago

    thank god Le Pen didn't get in, that would've really fucked up the world

  • NeuroGoddess
    NeuroGoddess 1 month ago

    "The person with the most votes!" LOL!

  • DSAK55
    DSAK55 1 month ago

    Enfants Terribles

  • Mark Lofgren
    Mark Lofgren 1 month ago

    boring Seth same show as last week are the jews running out of jokes?

  • Carver Jordan
    Carver Jordan 1 month ago

    mike flyn is fired, gone.

  • Matrix
    Matrix 1 month ago

    that coffin joke was dark man LOL.

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr 1 month ago

    Meyers smileys too much on camera, maybe his show should be called "Late Night with Smile Meyers".

  • James Cooper
    James Cooper 1 month ago

    I feel like his writing staff just tries to make every joke about Trump...

  • hellcat1988
    hellcat1988 1 month ago

    Is it just me or does it now look like they're spraying some kind of white paint over tramp's orange to try and lighten his tone a bit?

  • Phaota
    Phaota 1 month ago

    That coffin joke had me laughing so hard. Good one, Seth.

  • Midnight Blue
    Midnight Blue 1 month ago

    I dont think the French people won anything yesterday. it was a bad choice vs a horrible one.

  • Irina Phoenix
    Irina Phoenix 1 month ago

    Cute!!

  • New Message
    New Message 1 month ago

    The idea of Obama out-trolling Trump is surprisingly satisfying.. and now that I think about it.. something that likely happened every single time the spoke.

  • sheshe7 j
    sheshe7 j 1 month ago

    establishment is so afraid of Bernie Sanders they are attacking his wife feel I feel so sad #ILoveBernie

  • c mac
    c mac 1 month ago

    Wait...that actually happened? 3:07

  • Ryne Green
    Ryne Green 1 month ago

    Why is everyone call him a centrist, wouldn't a centrist in France be like a far left wing politicians

    • Matthew Hemmings
      Matthew Hemmings 1 month ago

      I live in Canada, but I know France a lot. What I can tell you is that unlike in the USA, there is usually no traditional conservatism in politics.

      So when we say: Left-vs-Right we're really just talking about financial and economic politics. Unlike in the USA where there's religious and traditional elements in the political speech.

      So Macron is considered a centrist because: 1) He's an individualist and thinks market forces should rule free from most state intervention, but 2) He believes the government should make sure every citizen has equal opportunities of basic service (health care, education, transport, etc.)

      So, is a centrist because he thinks the government has a responsibility to provide a large amount of services like the left, but he also believe private companies and business should have larger liberties like the right.


  • Ozzieyoshi
    Ozzieyoshi 1 month ago

    With trumps changes to health care all Americans will be fully covered… under six feet of dirt

  • Chris Henson
    Chris Henson 1 month ago

    france surrendered like they did in world war 2.bye bye france.

  • Breach RaptorNEW
    Breach RaptorNEW 1 month ago

    Y'all got any sweet tea in that bill!

  • TsukiNaito1
    TsukiNaito1 1 month ago

    Oh no! He called Trump gay! That's so homophobic. *looks around* Anybody else? No? Okay.

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens 1 month ago

    Breitbart cancer is spreading towards Europe.

  • jack jones
    jack jones 1 month ago

    Le Pen ran out of ink.

  • M. Rodrigo Lemus
    M. Rodrigo Lemus 1 month ago

    Chump to Flynn: Qualifications.?... Flynn: Fired by Obama... Chump: Looks good to me.😈

  • Fox Face
    Fox Face 1 month ago

    France you beautiful beautiful country

  • camycamo4
    camycamo4 1 month ago

    The entire Republican party is corrupt af. It started with the underlying festering of hate & racism which they both allowed & cultivated during the Obama years, combined with the Citizen's United case, Fox News, voter repression, & the Koch brothers influence & money grubbing, allowed by McConell. They gave up all principles & values & decided ends justifies any means. This is why they're all trying to distract and don't care about trump f@cking colluding with and being owned by Russia, as well as all his countless other corruption, play for pay, selling out, etc. etc. which if done under Obama they'd set themselves on fire over. There are no longer enough R patriots to save America. We're just a f@cking oligarchy now, where the rich are just going to get richer at the expense of the middle and lower classes, and are f#cked now (see the GOP death-care bill they were all so giddy about). Maybe we're not quite there, but if Rs are not collectively voted out in 2018, we truly are done as a democratic, good, free country.

  • Melissa K
    Melissa K 1 month ago

    Trump has got to be the biggest manbaby ever "elected" if you call it being "elected" when you have a foreign adversary helping you and the fbi director, oh and you have the least amount of votes!! lmao

  • Aditya Wath
    Aditya Wath 1 month ago

    man those jokes were better than even Steven Colbert's jokes!!! applause to the writers

  • KAIJU MECHA
    KAIJU MECHA 1 month ago

    Why does every other country have handsome, young and intelligent president? 😭

    • Vulcan Horse
      Vulcan Horse 1 month ago

      KAIJU MECHA yup.
      🇨🇦 Canada has Justin Trudeau.
      🇲🇽 Mexico has Enrique Peña Nieto.
      🇫🇷 France has Emmanuel Macron.

      🇺🇸 But we have Donald Trump.


    • ri3it483qthirf
      ri3it483qthirf 1 month ago

      Merkel may not be young and handsome but she is fiercely intelligent and powerful.


    • Unruly Crow
      Unruly Crow 1 month ago

      KAIJU MECHA Well, it's a compensation for Sarkozy and Hollande hahaha


    • Mevolon18
      Mevolon18 1 month ago

      KAIJU MECHA I am from Germany and I approve this message.


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