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Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls



Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls (For What It's Worth)


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Author Ric ( ago)
"this was your wish not mine" lmao

Author Jacqueline Woo ( ago)
Dave understands cuz he wants boy dick? love u idiot this one was wrong. wrong like stupid.

Author Malonge Shlong ( ago)
The cure for cancer is getting your dick sucked by Michael Jackson

Author deepak singh kandari ( ago)
tats too strong

Author Renita ( ago)
Dave Chappelle is a sorcerer. He makes me laugh at the most appalling things!!

Author TUGRUL IRTIS ( ago)
.wa

Author Hans Bryne ( ago)
dess nut

Author Mocesca58 ( ago)
It hurts cause I know deep within my heart Michael Jackson never hurt Jordan or Gavin but at the same I see that Dave was doing the best he could given the situation Comedy Central put him in at that time.

Author Brandon Rodriguez ( ago)
it did quiet when he said "catholic priest fucking kids" lmaooo

Author Wolf Uchihan ( ago)
MJ was not a freak. And he had a skin disease which made his skin white, so he just made himself entirely white

Author Brendon DiNardi ( ago)
I thought you were dying in 2 weeks what happened to that motherfucka lmao!!

Author jack thao ( ago)
"Kid had the nerve to call that abuse, motherfucker that is a good host goddamn!"

Author dwill180 ( ago)
Years later the truth was revealed that the kids father made the whole story up in an attempt to get money. The whole thing drove him to death, the kids father committed suicide and I hope he follows suite

Author steve ilboudo ( ago)
word

Author Darti Art ( ago)
she gonna give those balls the succ

Author ShadowCat3292 ( ago)
He exposing the illuminati

Author Andrew Paquin ( ago)
he did that for you somehow, he thought somehow it would help and people would like me more if I turned myself into a white ghoulish like creature! 😂😂😂😂

Author JayVille_242 ! ( ago)
Kml smooth as eggs 😂😂

Author David Baker ( ago)
best part..... I shouldn't even say this but fuck it, what if through all this they find out that the cure for cancer was Michael Jackson sucking your dick!!! I've seen this 20x if not more and still laugh!

Author Nervanah ( ago)
Too bad he did. Facts came out just recently.

Author Moe Williams ( ago)
The part towards the end about MJs face was funny, but very depressing when you watch it a couple more times and dwell on it. really powerful point Dave gets across regarding self-esteem, and how it relates to Black self hate.

Author jackbauer555 ( ago)
3:01-3:08 is way too funny

Author KaynenTV ( ago)
JK NEWS!!!!! THANK YOU DAVID SO

Author VinWizzy ( ago)
LOL @ 2:14 somebody yells "yeah" after he mentions Usher

Author Shemzinho ( ago)
When he was writing this how the fuck did he not have a seizure just laughing at this greatness

Author Perlita Habanera ( ago)
there were no pills or dick sucking in Michael Jackson's case.

Author Todd Bacon ( ago)
I agree with his humor, because what he is saying is: the government is like a magician, they will hold up one hand of bullshit and say look at this while they do something else. Just like right now. The government is saying right now, " look at all the problems with the Muslims, which the US GOVERNMENT CREATED WITH ISIS, in order to take your eyes and mind away from Hilary Clinton.

Author Aricu Nono ( ago)
No M Jackson anymore so innocent blacks get shot by cops.. Thank you, Hillary.

Author Ansel Garcia ( ago)
Jk news doe

Author Desiree Gonzalez ( ago)
Jknews?

Author PrincessCelestia19 ( ago)
JKNEWS!!!!! XD

Author Bader Mubarak ( ago)
David So brought me here!

Author Haylie Charmz ( ago)
jkneeews..hahA

Author Goteem Nuts ( ago)
Smooze as AIDS 😂😂😂😂

Author PINEYXCIX ( ago)
JKNEWS!!!

Author Fredy Mayen ( ago)
JKNEWS? ANYBODY?

Author streethustla24 ( ago)
i like how his comedically trying to expose the illuminati.

Author Jon Halpin ( ago)
he did do it... theres video of his rape room during the 2nd raid, but no proof of rape. "mj secret closet"

Author 031ish ( ago)
This is what separates Dave from most other comedians like Kevin Hart for example. This is raw comedy and many comedians are to politically correct and afraid to talk about a sensitive subject like this but yet Dave pulls it off. Its funny but its also fucked up which makes it even more funny.

Author Eubien John Suco ( ago)
Joke's on you. Michael Jackson really did those things. The police did not report the evidence, because they were paid.

Author sarah lilith ( ago)
'maybe they'll like me more if I turn myself into a white weird ghoulish looking .....he did it for you'- really funny but really sad at the same time .

Author AGbaby235 ( ago)
Hmmmm never again. Please Mike!

Author Drew Jackman ( ago)
holy shit chapelle is fucking great

Author beastly316 ( ago)
ha! this was your wish not mine

Author Evil Cry ( ago)
I agree,you're very smart men!

Author aldown ( ago)
I'm the same age as the kid (now, 26-27) and definitely was a fan of MJ by age 10, since age 4, I think.

Author MsUsagi513 ( ago)
My favorite part and he made a good point 3:22

Author Omar Scruggs ( ago)
the whole mike jackson joke is pure genius. only way to describe it.

Author nillamillions ( ago)
Oohh mama....ugghuuuhh...get me in a room wit Chubby Checka

Author Happy KiDDO ( ago)
smooth as his fucken head

Author Alex Walker ( ago)
I've played this video a million times baby, that's how it always ends: "yes, i'll suck those balls"

Author Key Pey ( ago)
"I've played this scenario out in my mind a million times lady... That's how it always ends"
FYI ladies that's what how we all think!!!

Author Empress Mamakeh ( ago)
Dave 😂😂😂😂😁

Author Sergeant Extreme ( ago)
"until all the facts come out.... " lmao epic

Author shane blane ( ago)
Nigga said I thought you were dying in 2 weeks ,it's been a year and a half ,u get stronger every time I see u 😂😂

Author Craneo Bones ( ago)
lololol

Author Scott Seagraves (170 years ago)
Goat

Author craig matemberere ( ago)
Please mike suck our dicks

Author therealsharky1999 ( ago)
I'm gonna be like Bob Villa, These Old Balls, I"m fixin 'em up. LOL!

Author Mitchell Brown ( ago)
thats a good host. seriously.

Author Sim Lash ( ago)
I miss this dude. I was watching some Kevin Hart and realized his Bum Bump story was from Dave's Ejaculating Hijacker skit.

Author frenk GNU ( ago)
Dave was right. no wonder they came after him. he was too smart for their bullshit

Author Brian Fortiz ( ago)
We need Ja to make sense of all this...

Author Elizabeth Marcinova ( ago)
he's a rude dick:(

Author JERU ( ago)
Dave was too real on this they always using celebs to distract ppl when some real shit go on in the world

Author Iggi Marelli ( ago)
-Do you... suck balls?
-Excuse me?
-Miss, relax, youu didn't even let me finish. Do you THESE balls?
-Oh my god! those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes i'll suck them

:v

Author Tavga Hawramy (1433 years ago)
DAVE IS IMPRESSIVELY FUNNY

Author Thugger21 ( ago)
Was this before he died?

Author Cedric Harris ( ago)
Dave Chappelle is the real deal. He's by far the best comedian since Bill Hicks, he's just a little bit more subtle, and I don't blame him. Bad stuff happens to people who speak the truth.

Author Sly cooper53 ( ago)
Do you suck these balls

Author bob bob ( ago)
Yes I'll suck those balls Omg I can't stop laughing

Author Dhruv Dattani (833 years ago)
Dude the fact that when he said if talked about Kathy priest fuckin kids the room would go silent, the room actually went silent he's a genius

Author Wink (860 years ago)
Please Mike lol

Author t100base ( ago)
genius.

Author ejtwice ( ago)
"I'm lucky to have a grape drink at my friends house, let alone a roller coaster ride and my dick sucked." Bwahahahahaha!

Author MrMoooCow4 ( ago)
1:12 "They all think he did it, and I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I. don't. think. he. did. it... I'm not going to say I don't think he did it, that's too strong." That change of mind cracks me up.

Author Doofus Rufus ( ago)
Time to head to the beach.

Author The one. ( ago)
He made a great music but he was a sick twisted fruit like stewie griffin said i would never stay or let a person like that in my house

Author Eli Sanchez ( ago)
I honestly wouldn't mind a roller-coaster ride and my dick sucked.

Author Hockey Patriot (740 years ago)
Why does Dave Chappelle's voice always remind me of Huckleberry Hound?

Author Joy Dearth ( ago)
Can we all least study your saliva, please Mike!

Author Jason Turoff ( ago)
lol

Author Yojikudou03 ( ago)
dave's jokes aside, when he said mj turned himself ghoulish just so we'd like him more somehow. it stung a little bit.

Author UncleHenry43 ( ago)
Cool

Author Davidson Harly ( ago)
Yea thriller sux

Author GrilloJ123 ( ago)


Author krmkad ( ago)
Lol "I played this scenario out of my mind million times baby" :D

Author Dante Jackson ( ago)
+Vincent Mcentee Hey asshole!  How is your uncle, Jimmy Fix IT!  Doing?  He fuck you up your ass, on a regular basis?  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Author vex ire (870 years ago)
"He had the nerve to call that abuse." LMFAO

Author Terrance Rucker ( ago)
Pardon me miss. I don't mean to be rude, but do ya suck balls.

Author Lindsay Cii ( ago)
'Do ya suck....these balls?' Lmao

Author Aka Showtime ( ago)
"Mmm never again! U didn't appreciate it." Lol

Author Nicole Morgan ( ago)
This man is so funny. Seriously

Author Al X ( ago)
as smooth as eggs

Author H_Felts ( ago)
This skit is disgusting Michael Jackson only showed the world love, he donated millions of dollars to charities, he's given us fantastic music, but you all killed him. With your greed. I bet 99% of you did any research on him and the trials that occurred. I hope you all burn in hell because you deserve it. If you want to make fun of someone make fun of Justin Bieber.....

Author jgodoy80 ( ago)
This shit was hilarious!!!

Author Wladislav ( ago)
Cure for cancer oh man, love that bit so much.

Author Rajith Maligaspe ( ago)
Hope Dave knew Mike had Vitiligo when he wrote those jokes down.

Author Noah Watson ( ago)
I was going to make a gay joke.
Butt fuck it

Author Tay Wright ( ago)
"I thought you was dyin' in two weeks, what happed to that, muhfuckes?
Lmao, brilliant.
"I been in court for a year and a half, you get stronger everytime I see you!"
Cracks me up everytime. 

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