How To Be A College Student

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Comments: 951

  • geovanni student
    geovanni student 54 minutes ago

    Not cool man..

  • TheMcMater
    TheMcMater 3 days ago

    this is accurate for me, I'm in grade 9 though

  • Angelyn Thean
    Angelyn Thean 4 days ago

    so true

  • Stef Berkenbos
    Stef Berkenbos 9 days ago

    7 hours sleep is normal

  • What A Day To Be Gay

    "I haven't slept in four weeks." I feel personally attacked by this relatable content

  • Dead droid
    Dead droid 15 days ago

    i saw that person using the same book which i was said to buy last semester 😨😱

  • Candy Cane
    Candy Cane 15 days ago

    You forgot freshmen 15

  • Queen Diana
    Queen Diana 15 days ago

    no college in Germany lol

  • Daisy Squires
    Daisy Squires 18 days ago

    This isn't even a joke, I just graduated uni and since reading week (in February) to the end of the year, I literally only wore sweatpants

  • Benny Teo
    Benny Teo 18 days ago

    haha, this perfectly describe my life right now!

  • dark tnt
    dark tnt 18 days ago

    im college student yet i dont understand​ what 4:03 means????????? can anyone plzz tell me

  • Henry Kozak
    Henry Kozak 18 days ago

    You forgot instead to study watch YouTube for 7 hours straight instead of studying or doing homework

  • Tranquility Records
    Tranquility Records 18 days ago

    The "on the phone works EVERYTIME"

  • Penguin Leader
    Penguin Leader 20 days ago

    hmm you forgot being broke. like not food wise. I mean dirt poor and calling home

  • Nicola Gisler
    Nicola Gisler 21 day ago

    Smoke weed

  • SwissRoll Otaku
    SwissRoll Otaku 23 days ago

    What does the sock mean?

  • Richard Xu
    Richard Xu 25 days ago

    Who stopped at 4:50 to check the questions?

  • Dennis De la Mara
    Dennis De la Mara 28 days ago

    Yea collage isn't for me.

  • Alan Oliveira
    Alan Oliveira 29 days ago

    that's cool. I'm from Brazil. I liked you guys at the first videos, and their contents as well. Pretty cool, nice. Congrats. So, by the way, that's good, I have loved it. Sometimes I wonder where could I find the good English Channel to practice my English though of being hard doing it

  • Olivia Hahner
    Olivia Hahner 1 month ago

    i thought they said tripping on marshmallows

  • Ghost Hunter
    Ghost Hunter 1 month ago

    Cllege now sounds fun to me...

  • Ori's Stories
    Ori's Stories 1 month ago

    "Underwater basket weaving" hahaha

  • Pradeep Nayak
    Pradeep Nayak 1 month ago

    step 18 👍

  • Gmhanson Games
    Gmhanson Games 1 month ago

    You missed the roman that you live of of

  • Cameron Ealey
    Cameron Ealey 1 month ago

    7 hours of sleep I'm in year 9 and I still don't get that kind of sleep

  • Wilder Taype
    Wilder Taype 1 month ago

    1:24 , :D

  • Mariah Thompson
    Mariah Thompson 1 month ago

    Aww, come on I thought this was real...I just graduated highschool and I need some help...

  • omgubler
    omgubler 1 month ago

    I watched this video last summer and didn't believe like half of it. I just finished my first year yesterday and I can relate so much now.

  • MrLegendary0ne
    MrLegendary0ne 1 month ago

    My own tip: your school's arboretum/ botanical garden is a great place to make out because no one goes over there ;)

  • TH_Shizz
    TH_Shizz 1 month ago

    Drink coffee until heart stroke hits you.

  • Burnt
    Burnt 1 month ago


  • spottedstar1123
    spottedstar1123 1 month ago

    1. apply to a college
    2. if accepted, then enroll in attend said college
    congrats! you are now a college student!

  • Boni4 Real
    Boni4 Real 1 month ago

    Don't forget the one who fails in first year so he gives up(me)

  • MrDogFood YourMum
    MrDogFood YourMum 1 month ago

    masturbating in class

  • Bay Bay
    Bay Bay 1 month ago

    Hate that one kid that ALWAYS seems to have something to say about the lecture and never puts their hand down..

  • MegaMaxclan
    MegaMaxclan 1 month ago

    what does it mean to put a sock on the handle???

  • tim hortons
    tim hortons 1 month ago

    in america*

  • Ruben Schyßler
    Ruben Schyßler 1 month ago

    To all americans: Please shave your armpits!

  • DJ McCarthy
    DJ McCarthy 2 months ago

    When you go to a Christian College and relate to none of these.....but at the same time the sexual ones still apply

  • TheJakobe00
    TheJakobe00 2 months ago

    If u complain about more than 4 hours of sleep gtfo

  • casher
    casher 2 months ago


  • Sebizzar
    Sebizzar 2 months ago

    Watching this as I'm not in college and not getting to experience anything (no matter how awful it may be) really makes me feel alone.

  • Nefertiti Montoya
    Nefertiti Montoya 2 months ago

    Ah UBC. Watching this at the beginning of first year and then again at the end. Haha

  • EllaBella
    EllaBella 2 months ago

    2:10 is basically all my friends

  • Anne  Chua
    Anne Chua 2 months ago

    what is step 26???
    the sock on knob one?

  • Peenguine
    Peenguine 2 months ago

    1:53 HAHA

  • isaac10231
    isaac10231 2 months ago

    1 year in and this is stupidly accurate.

  • Bread Seal
    Bread Seal 2 months ago

    this is awesome, I liked the rugby part.

  • Emi Lia
    Emi Lia 2 months ago

    what does the towel over doorknob mean

  • Paisley Johnson
    Paisley Johnson 2 months ago

    they forgot the introvert that hides in their apt and glares at everyone

  • The Gadsden Snake
    The Gadsden Snake 2 months ago

    Philosophy Major lmao

  • ♆ Satan ♆
    ♆ Satan ♆ 2 months ago

    I hate how stupid true these all are. Especially the thing about the first friend you make will either be your best friend or mortal enemy thing. Because my best friends became my mortal enemy by the end of my first year. It was wild.

  • 0 32
    0 32 2 months ago

    How To Be A College Student: become a whiny, safe space, little fucking crybaby bitch.

  • Juan Ramirez
    Juan Ramirez 2 months ago

    Ha! Jokes on you! Can't even afford college!

  • Love Machine
    Love Machine 2 months ago

    lol I did the make nachos on a hot plate in the biology lab

  • Joaquin Montoya
    Joaquin Montoya 2 months ago

    this is so dam funny

  • Noah Johnson
    Noah Johnson 3 months ago

    The philosopher at mcd's hahaha

  • TheCrazy Guy
    TheCrazy Guy 3 months ago

    4:37 How much does the garbage man make? LMAO

  • MrGoforthewin
    MrGoforthewin 3 months ago

    know this is old but rewatching just noticed edward 40hands...priceless

  • Emma Alice
    Emma Alice 3 months ago

    I'm 22, average college age in my country is 19, am I too old to go back to school? I've been f*cking up my life for the past 3 years and now I want to get back on track, is it late??

  • Zac Hansen
    Zac Hansen 3 months ago

    This hits pretty close

  • Irene Gerber
    Irene Gerber 3 months ago

    you missed getting drunk then getting laid then not knowing what happened last night

  • TT Smasher
    TT Smasher 3 months ago

    Best vid I ever watched, lol

  • Quinn Mann
    Quinn Mann 3 months ago

    The pamphlet thing was funny😅

  • Pangeaner
    Pangeaner 3 months ago

    philosopy major working at mcdonalds

  • ayu 98
    ayu 98 3 months ago

    omg so relatable😂

  • Molly F
    Molly F 3 months ago


  • Teresa Scavotto
    Teresa Scavotto 3 months ago

    1:21 IM DYING

  • vos non habent jams
    vos non habent jams 3 months ago

    0:03 looks like arden cho!!

  • Howard Ng
    Howard Ng 3 months ago

    What is step 26?

  • James  Hayes
    James Hayes 3 months ago

    How to be a college student in 2017: Be P.C., a Liberal-Socialist, tree hugging hippie who needs safe spaces & trigger warnings.

  • Paragone
    Paragone 3 months ago

    Haha... I'm a mechanical Engineering Student. We don't work that hard.

  • Austin Hernández
    Austin Hernández 3 months ago

    I'm so glad I've never had and never will have a roommate.

  • adiprana Julian
    adiprana Julian 3 months ago

    the stage of an all nighter part is so true lmao

  • DJ Shuffle
    DJ Shuffle 3 months ago

    The only time I had to use a condom on my uni course was to protect a £700 microphone when recording underwater sounds. Living life to the fullest, ain't I?

  • maximus
    maximus 3 months ago

    I did step 24 on tuesday night and now i'm famous in a uni with 16k students

  • Just Me
    Just Me 3 months ago

    Those are the guys that did the round the world trip! Ha! Pretty cool 8)

  • Ja-nathen
    Ja-nathen 3 months ago

    4:02 I am in 6th grade so how do I know what that means!

  • Erin Smith
    Erin Smith 4 months ago


  • Happy
    Happy 4 months ago

    white girl: ugh i have 4 courses
    asian guy *moves aside books:i have 12

    and if i get even one A-, i get a beating

  • Mattia
    Mattia 4 months ago

    P"hilosophy Major" *works at McDonald's *

  • Erik Kebel
    Erik Kebel 4 months ago

    Spot on 👌

  • Abhi
    Abhi 4 months ago

    Omg the counter pamphlet tho XD dead

  • Bart Whydoyoucare
    Bart Whydoyoucare 4 months ago

    Step no. 32 be liberal and feminist

  • John Hamtion
    John Hamtion 4 months ago

    what does 26 actually mean???

  • John Regis
    John Regis 4 months ago

    0:42 That is my exact Physics book I am using right now! In high school lol!

  • Alicia P.
    Alicia P. 4 months ago

    0:44 bottom two are nursing textbooks. they cost a ridiculous amount of money and they weigh like 10lbs each😭😭

  • SoluriZe
    SoluriZe 4 months ago

    Explain to me again why people go to college?

  • kay la
    kay la 4 months ago

    If you haven't had sex in the library you haven't colleged yet

  • Aram Poghosyan
    Aram Poghosyan 4 months ago

    this is too underrated

  • Ethan Bates
    Ethan Bates 4 months ago

    Be extremely money savvy but then spend it on glow in the dark socks

  • Simbarashe Kandagona
    Simbarashe Kandagona 4 months ago

    4:49.... hits way too close to home :(

  • Will Murphy
    Will Murphy 4 months ago

    the philosophy major one was savage

  • Simba
    Simba 4 months ago

    I subscribed.

  • It's Hard to get Fat in a Famine

    I'll be the international student, thanks.

  • MaytePicks
    MaytePicks 4 months ago

    lol :P this is great :) specially the pamphlets dodging tactics !

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  • Anany Panchal
    Anany Panchal 4 months ago

    damn now I am excited bout college

  • crimedia
    crimedia 4 months ago

    I wanna go to college In America (I'm from Ireland)

  • Templar Exemplar
    Templar Exemplar 4 months ago

    college looks lit

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