How To Be A College Student

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Author Ruben Schyßler ( ago)
To all americans: Please shave your armpits!

Author DJ McCarthy ( ago)
When you go to a Christian College and relate to none of these.....but at the same time the sexual ones still apply

Author TheJakobe00 ( ago)
If u complain about more than 4 hours of sleep gtfo

Author casher ( ago)

Author Sebizzar ( ago)
Watching this as I'm not in college and not getting to experience anything (no matter how awful it may be) really makes me feel alone.

Author Nefertiti Montoya ( ago)
Ah UBC. Watching this at the beginning of first year and then again at the end. Haha

Author EllaBella ( ago)
2:10 is basically all my friends

Author Anne Chua ( ago)
what is step 26???
the sock on knob one?

Author EmsPenguin ( ago)
1:53 HAHA

Author isaac10231 ( ago)
1 year in and this is stupidly accurate.

Author Bread Seal ( ago)
this is awesome, I liked the rugby part.

Author Emi Lia ( ago)
what does the towel over doorknob mean

Author Paisley Johnson ( ago)
they forgot the introvert that hides in their apt and glares at everyone

Author The Gadsden Snake ( ago)
Philosophy Major lmao

Author ♆ Satan ♆ ( ago)
I hate how stupid true these all are. Especially the thing about the first friend you make will either be your best friend or mortal enemy thing. Because my best friends became my mortal enemy by the end of my first year. It was wild.

Author 0 32 ( ago)
How To Be A College Student: become a whiny, safe space, little fucking crybaby bitch.

Author Juan Ramirez ( ago)
Ha! Jokes on you! Can't even afford college!

Author Love Machine ( ago)
lol I did the make nachos on a hot plate in the biology lab

Author Joaquin Montoya ( ago)
this is so dam funny

Author Noah Johnson ( ago)
The philosopher at mcd's hahaha

Author TheCrazy Guy ( ago)
4:37 How much does the garbage man make? LMAO

Author MrGoforthewin ( ago)
know this is old but rewatching just noticed edward 40hands...priceless

Author Emma Alice ( ago)
I'm 22, average college age in my country is 19, am I too old to go back to school? I've been f*cking up my life for the past 3 years and now I want to get back on track, is it late??

Author Zac Hansen ( ago)
This hits pretty close

Author Irene Gerber ( ago)
you missed getting drunk then getting laid then not knowing what happened last night

Author completelystupid87 ( ago)
Best vid I ever watched, lol

Author Quinn Mann ( ago)
The pamphlet thing was funny😅

Author Breakbeat90s ( ago)
philosopy major working at mcdonalds

Author ayu 98 ( ago)
omg so relatable😂

Author Molly F ( ago)

Author Teresa Scavotto ( ago)

Author vos non habent jams ( ago)
0:03 looks like arden cho!!

Author Howard Ng ( ago)
What is step 26?

Author James Hayes ( ago)
How to be a college student in 2017: Be P.C., a Liberal-Socialist, tree hugging hippie who needs safe spaces & trigger warnings.

Author Paragone ( ago)
Haha... I'm a mechanical Engineering Student. We don't work that hard.

Author Austin Hernández ( ago)
I'm so glad I've never had and never will have a roommate.

Author adiprana Julian ( ago)
the stage of an all nighter part is so true lmao

Author DJ Shuffle ( ago)
The only time I had to use a condom on my uni course was to protect a £700 microphone when recording underwater sounds. Living life to the fullest, ain't I?

Author maximus ( ago)
I did step 24 on tuesday night and now i'm famous in a uni with 16k students

Author Just Me ( ago)
Those are the guys that did the round the world trip! Ha! Pretty cool 8)

Author Nintendo genius ( ago)
4:02 I am in 6th grade so how do I know what that means!

Author Erin Smith ( ago)

Author Happy ( ago)
white girl: ugh i have 4 courses
asian guy *moves aside books:i have 12

and if i get even one A-, i get a beating

Author Mattia ( ago)
P"hilosophy Major" *works at McDonald's *

Author Erik Kebel ( ago)
Spot on 👌

Author Abhi ( ago)
Omg the counter pamphlet tho XD dead

Author Bart Whydoyoucare ( ago)
Step no. 32 be liberal and feminist

Author John Hamtion ( ago)
what does 26 actually mean???

Author John Regis ( ago)
0:42 That is my exact Physics book I am using right now! In high school lol!

Author Alicia P. ( ago)
0:44 bottom two are nursing textbooks. they cost a ridiculous amount of money and they weigh like 10lbs each😭😭

Author SoluriZe ( ago)
Explain to me again why people go to college?

Author Kayla Younkins ( ago)
If you haven't had sex in the library you haven't colleged yet

Author Aram Poghosyan ( ago)
this is too underrated

Author Ethan Bates ( ago)
Be extremely money savvy but then spend it on glow in the dark socks

Author Simbarashe Kandagona ( ago)
4:49.... hits way too close to home :(

Author Will Murphy ( ago)
the philosophy major one was savage

Author Simba ( ago)
I subscribed.

Author It's Hard to get Fat in a Famine ( ago)
I'll be the international student, thanks.

Author MaytePicks ( ago)
lol :P this is great :) specially the pamphlets dodging tactics !

Author A very personal android ( ago)

Author Anany Panchal ( ago)
damn now I am excited bout college

Author crimedia ( ago)
I wanna go to college In America (I'm from Ireland)

Author Templar Exemplar ( ago)
college looks lit

Author Matthias Janshen ( ago)
What is 26? :)

Author Jasmin NL ( ago)
100% accurate

Author Juan Pablo Gonzalez S. V. ( ago)
sleeping in your friends dorm after long study. sleeping in public. using a study room to sleep

Author Lucy Driskill ( ago)
What's the sock thing?

Author Nushie Nush ( ago)
Counter-pamphlet technique. Genius!

Author iloveicecream127 ( ago)
dressing to impress and then giving up after a month is sooooooo accurate

Author ThatOne youtubeguy ( ago)
how to be a college student go to college

Author Jeonicia ᅳ ( ago)
that "say no to protests" killed me😂😂

Author Inês Silva ( ago)
- attend college

Author Denpachii ( ago)
BG music is TOO LOOOUD!

Author Last Young Renegade ( ago)
Why am I watching this? I will never go to college 😄

Author Jesper Önesand ( ago)
I have studied at university for 4 years and I have never ever worn sweatpants.

Author Melvin Blade ( ago)
why are these so true?

Author Marela9 ( ago)
Counting +1 on the study days, cause you have the night before, too. Ah yes... Finals...

Author Fitri Al Istiqomah ( ago)
some are same with here #LOL

Author Alice Bug ( ago)
The most confusing thing on this video was, he didn't spill anything! *mindblowing*

Author Edgar Cervantes ( ago)
How to be a college student? Enroll on a university

Author Exo tixa ( ago)
going to college this fall. ;)

Author Kelly Dang ( ago)
what does this 4:03 mean?

Author Emily Ye ( ago)
Does the sock on the handle mean sex?

Author Mark Angelot ( ago)
What does the towel on the doorknob mean?

Author Pizza Lover ( ago)
well, get admission in college.
boom, you're a college student.

Author Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!) ( ago)
Sounds about right...

Author John Esgarth ( ago)
Step 1: Get into college as a student
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Step 4: Use profit to pay for crippling debt.

Author Angela Luo ( ago)
i love how they blurred out the swear word and put a tiny little beep but basically you can still hear it LOL

Author Raju gautam ( ago)
2:54 really got me lol

Author Chrissy3480 ( ago)
forgot hookups

Author ARKAN joe ( ago)
you missed being broke af and how to prepared for a mental break down every once and awhile

Author otto Chan ( ago)
Counter-pamphlets ...

Author chello ( ago)
Bruh I'm a senior in high school and I've pulled so many all nighters already 😪

Author Mina Haru ( ago)
"Vow never to procrastinate. Then procrastinate!" The first time I ever saw this video I was a stupid, naive highschool student in ny 2nd last year. I thought I'd never pull this shit.

Now after a year of uni, this...This is so true.

Author I don't care tbh ( ago)
That girl still looked ok in the sweatpants/hoodie look. When I try that, I look homeless.

Author Martina Bali ( ago)
who is the guy painting and saying its next to the library ?

Author Gabriel Simoes ( ago)
"Im on vampire studies" hHahahahah

Author Kitchen Sink ( ago)
Dont forget that to tell all of your friends your in college

Author DanceDiva234 ( ago)
Freshman year of college as led me to fail my first class ever and have a mental breakdown that was only treatable with a few glasses of wine. Have fun upcoming college students, it only gets worse from here.

Author cool boi ( ago)
get drunk every Friday and layed

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