New Rule: What Would a Dick Do? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher tells Republicans that they have to learn the difference between being a conservative and just being a dick.

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Comments: 4 057

  • frog n kraut
    frog n kraut 5 hours ago

    wtf are you even saying bill maher? for starters eagles eat living prey they're not vultures, and for a lead bullet to get stuck in a creature it would have to be too small for it to be ideal for hunting. also it would take months for lead to start breaking down and give lead poisoning to an eagle, which the eagle wouldve already thrown up do to stomach irritation. shit, shards of any bullet are going to do more damage to the stomach lining than the slight chance of a bird that eats living (not dead) prey will get lead poisoning.

  • J Allen
    J Allen 2 days ago

    I didn't know good gas mileage was only for Europeans and Lesbians.

  • Marmelademeister
    Marmelademeister 2 days ago

    Could someone please keep these Trump retards out? It's a shame they even exist, they don't need to show up here. I'm in favor for finding a nice place on Mars where all the right-wing idiots of the world can be deported, there they can play, grab each other by the pussies and destroy their planet, in the hope this would rid us of them forever.

  • Brian Rose
    Brian Rose 3 days ago

    I'm not for one side slamming each other just for the sake of it and I think the last few years both sides have blindly followed their party , over looking anything their party does wrong and just blames the other side. That being said I'm really disappointed by all the real republicans in the country that have chosen party over country. Trump hasn't even tried to get done the things he said he would do when running. Instead he is just doing his best to stick it to the left. That would be fine if it was really hoping the country but it's not, he is acting like a child just doing things to piss the left off because he wants to be liked by everyone and he hasn't figured out that in America today it doesn't matter what you do, your party will love you and the other party will hate you so fuck being liked and just try to do the best job you can. Instead he reacts like a little boy that got his toys taken away and is just lashing out not really giving a damn about his country.

  • Sunnyfoot G
    Sunnyfoot G 3 days ago

    Love you Bill

  • Ifihada Hammer
    Ifihada Hammer 3 days ago

    My dick is insulted by this.

  • spudnic88
    spudnic88 5 days ago

    richard nixon was called dick

  • Ser Arris
    Ser Arris 6 days ago

    Make America even more retarded. Thank you lead.

  • Alberto Arras
    Alberto Arras 10 days ago

    And don't forget, our privacy rights are gone!

  • Sean Grayson
    Sean Grayson 16 days ago

    And some of you morons want Bill pulled off the air for a bad joke?

  • Dara Price
    Dara Price 19 days ago

    Everybody has feelings, except Don (I mean Dan)

  • The Fruit Man
    The Fruit Man 20 days ago

    Every Republican should consider suicide.

  • jhermaine etrata
    jhermaine etrata 21 day ago

    on point!!!

  • David Gamez-Alvarez
    David Gamez-Alvarez 22 days ago

    Don't usually agree with him but damn he is spot on

  • Harry Rosson
    Harry Rosson 24 days ago

    the conservatives are not being dicks on accident. They are at the point where they want to destroy any legacy that Obama had left. they won't let him take credit for anything. I bet trump would want osama bin Laden alive again if it meant no legacy for obama.

  • will mach
    will mach 26 days ago

    we need more dick. pussi libs hate dicks because we fuk you, but dicks fuk assholes too

  • Nick Coltrane
    Nick Coltrane 1 month ago

    Shit, I've been screaming about this for YEARS to my Republican "tough guy" brother. If you're scared that having an ounce of empathy makes you look like a bitch, you were already a fucking bitch.

  • Siyabonga Africa
    Siyabonga Africa 1 month ago

    I'm trying to understand the GOP today. Baffles the mind.

  • Grimread
    Grimread 1 month ago

    Generally the common factor seems to be: Obama's government created it, therefore rescind, revoke, repeal or destroy it.

  • Richard Frank
    Richard Frank 1 month ago

    So true! Said in the language the President understands.

  • Jeff C
    Jeff C 1 month ago

    how can one guy, Bill Maher, pack so much brilliance in just 5 minutes. This idea of "What would a dick do?" is so on target that it's incredible, but it's his examples that make it brilliant.

  • Suchart Boontid
    Suchart Boontid 1 month ago

    I don't think they're trying to be a dick. They're just really ignorant. Trump and his team's core belief is that Obama was a bad president, so they're doing the opposite of Obama like trying to roll back the health care and environmental regulations and intervening in Syria when Obama didn't. They don't have an ounce of idea about what to do when they get the White House. This is a government running on hatred and prejudice, not ideas and visions.

  • Clint Bridgelal
    Clint Bridgelal 1 month ago

    Republicans are so fucking stupid and this video can show why

  • No Name
    No Name 1 month ago

    USA ran by crazy wealthy industrialists money hungry no care for anyone but themselves and their families

  • S. Bakyhnh
    S. Bakyhnh 1 month ago

    Why do Republicunts act like fucking Captain Planet villains?

  • armorhide406
    armorhide406 1 month ago

    "Won't someone think of the children?"
    "Oh, this actively harms children, but is environmentally unfriendly? Well never mind the children"

    SNEAKxxATTACK 1 month ago

    a dick would call out for some blood.

  • Vicki Wong
    Vicki Wong 1 month ago

    Keep them coming Bill.

  • Ken McFadyen
    Ken McFadyen 1 month ago

    Your country is fucked ....with that PANTLOAD running it ..

  • wildNout317
    wildNout317 1 month ago

    damn, I'm glad Bill Maher is on my side

  • wconway29
    wconway29 1 month ago

    Trickle down economics is dumb but at least that has some argument to it. These are just plain evil.

  • Blackest Yang
    Blackest Yang 1 month ago

    5k Rethuglicans are triggered

  • Mark Stinson
    Mark Stinson 1 month ago

    Luckily we live in America. Only here could Maher get away with it.

  • OniSyphon
    OniSyphon 1 month ago

    I thought this segment was going to be about Dick Cheney. Still not sure if it isn't...

  • Robert Metcalf
    Robert Metcalf 1 month ago

    we will have more coal and no one will buy it .. then what !

  • Jac Flasche
    Jac Flasche 1 month ago

    Good job. I hope you actually see this response. I like MM's ideas about not laughing at or belittling the Trump voters. Most of them are not billionaires and will figure out that they have been royally screwed by a NY city conman eventually. Except of course for the building full of Russian paid Trump fanboys who have to protect their job in the Kremlin. Really most of the ridiculous positive comments in favor of Trump are not even real people they are bots, then if someone responds to them a paid employee of the Russian government responds. Usually with such obvious stupidity that they are really mocking the real people who have been conned into giving everything to the people who already own most of everything. That's less than one percent of the population. The Trump administration has set a new record, they have more Goldman Sacks employees in the cabinet than either Reagan, Bush, or Obama, and that's a lot. The most important thing is to get people to realize that Trump is just a front-man, for a billionaire hedge-fund manager who is brilliant at manipulation masses of data and or opinions and power, although he himself exhibits all the signs of being an idiot savant, that would be the Rainman: Robert Mercer. A genius idiot, who has a multi-million dollar model train set and the biggest collection of machine guns of anyone in the country. The man understands the strategic lynch pin in our nation is campaign finance (sorry to bore you). He is responsible for Trump and the peopling of the government by those who will profit immensely by destroying the government. He is responsible for Citizen's United: which made his money more important than your own judgement of how things should be done. He hates taxes on his scammed billions and that is the entire reason why all this retrograde social de-evolution is taking place. Trump is a puppet whose main purpose is to keep you distracted while the billionaires steal what little they haven't stole already. All this NK crisis is what they need to cement it all in place. Just like 9/11 served the nutty Neocons who managed to start two unnecessary wars and lead us into the great recession, which is the real problem that they don't want you to pay attention to. It is class warfare and the slow steppers who support Trump, well maybe they can get jobs as bad cops or something. Eventually he will need a bunch of goons to protect him, but Mercer may get away scott-free. And he is the one who is attempting to make the great divide we now have in wealth -- a permanent thing. Plus he may be a genius at programming machines to beat the market, but he is also an idiot, as proven by his public actions and beliefs. You cannot defeat a hydra by cutting off it's limbs. Campaign finance is the heart of corruption, and Robert Mercer intends to make it blacker than it already is, and give you no recourse to counter his inane wishes and ill-considered social assumptions.

  • Tina Isis
    Tina Isis 1 month ago

    Bill Mahar for President !

  • Luna Morgana
    Luna Morgana 1 month ago

    It's going to take decades to undo all the damage the Republicans are causing.

  • kevin taylor
    kevin taylor 1 month ago

    Lastly , and this is going to disturb you , and it should . When a population is given just enough to keep working mfor the wealthy and it's made absolutely necessary for them to do so , when that population has so much of what they get taken back from them even after death that their families can never escape that , what do you call it ? Have there even been other populations trapped in such a dynamic ? Yes , there have , and we all consider it abhorrent , while being trapped in EXACTLY the same position

  • kevin taylor
    kevin taylor 1 month ago

    Next question , when was the last time a third option was given the airtime or column inches to seem a reasonable option in ANY election ?

  • kevin taylor
    kevin taylor 1 month ago

    I have a question for you . When was the last time a politician from either main party won a seat or position by telling you what they were going to do and didn't add a huge amount of rhetoric to make the opponent seem the problem . Do you have a friend like that ? One who badmouths everyone else behind their backs but don't really DO anything themselves to warrant the respect ya treat them with ? That's ALL politicians . Politicians are THAT friend , the one that makes sure you spend no time looking at them and all your time looking at everyone else with a completely contrived perception

  • kevin taylor
    kevin taylor 1 month ago

    Guys the eternal manipulation succeeds with us all as usual . Fixate on the little things and don't see the larger problem . The larger problem is you have two political parties who's only aim is to perpetuate the system that is in place . What do they do ? Every local election , general election , leadership election , they convince you that one or the other is the only choice and you fall for it . It doesn't even matter what party is in power in a two party system . The system perpetuates , and that is their goal .

  • Ran Cobb
    Ran Cobb 1 month ago

    Bill continues spewing his hate and vulgar self.  Come on Bill, we all know you hate Trump, Republicans, God, religion, the truth, the military, and any one that disagrees with you on any subject. Go back to the playboy mansion and grope some more bunnies. Actually, I hear you like to grope men as well.  Your opinion is worthless to anyone that has any class or dignity. Those words are in the dictionary though I doubt you will ever understand them.

  • John-Paul Hunt
    John-Paul Hunt 1 month ago

    Don’t do anything. Fuck em.

  • Edi W.
    Edi W. 1 month ago

    roflmao Bill has his good stuff in this one!

  • paulwilfridhunt
    paulwilfridhunt 1 month ago

    Hey listen you should be ashamed of yourself if you are still spitting the dummy because of Donny Trump. I'm a New Zealander and hey we can see through you guys. It's jealousy babe.  And honey baby that's not a good look. If you don't realise it, its because you don't want to face it. Don't lie to yourself. And hey don't forget who you are. You're American. Not some banana republic because that's what you are looking like. There are a few do's and don'ts in this life. Don't argue with your spouse in front of your children. You might feel like it but don't do it. And yeah you might want to chuck all your toys out of the cot because Donny's in but honey baby don't do it huh. The whole world is watching. Keep your dignity intact. Be cool. You're looking like suckers. People all over the world are shaking their heads especially the Chinese and the Russians. Suck it up. Stand tall. Keep your composure. And shut your trap.

  • Bill Wine
    Bill Wine 1 month ago

    That " crazy tree hugging liberal " Richard Nixon created the EPA. I remember when Republicans were still sane. Barely.

  • Beth Hurewitz
    Beth Hurewitz 2 months ago


  • Kira
    Kira 2 months ago

    Republicans truly are scum....

  • Rosita A. Huff
    Rosita A. Huff 2 months ago

    Keep it up Bill....we all need to know what they are doing...every day the media should tell us exactly what they're up to....keep it up....tell not stop !

  • djcrestone
    djcrestone 2 months ago

    It's all about deregulating everything for the benefit of the corporations. Republicans literally don't give a fuck about anyone that isn't wealthy. If you aren't rich, it's you're own damn fault!

  • Jetpack Rorschach
    Jetpack Rorschach 2 months ago

    So they'll bitch constantly about their unproven conspiracy theory about vaccinations giving kids Autism, but they're more then happy to make sure companies can use a pesticide proven to give children brain damage? FOR FUCK SAKE, HOW CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY BE THIS HYPOCRITICAL AND RETARDED!!!

  • MasteR BlasteR
    MasteR BlasteR 2 months ago

    Trump won eat a dick sore losers 😂😂😂

  • Jay M
    Jay M 2 months ago

    I feel bad for the lady sitting next to Bill.
    She has been sexually violated.

  • Caterpillow-pants
    Caterpillow-pants 2 months ago

    "Scott Pruitt remains unconvinced of the dangers of asbestos."
    How about you test that shit on yourself and see what happens to you, you fucking lunatic.
    Seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy? I know people don't like big government but to be this is just so damn wrong. I was mildly annoyed by Republicans' stance on scientific fact but this just brought me to the tipping point. What's next? Being skeptical of the impact of leaded gasoline?
    I see conservatives saying liberalism is a mental disorder. Hah! Not from where I'm standing.

  • mcarriuo
    mcarriuo 2 months ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, these are the fruits of a fascist government whose controlling corporations do not acknowledge the existence of what economists would refer to as market failure.

  • Big dick Rick
    Big dick Rick 2 months ago

    This guy is such a pussy he thinks he knows shit but he doesn't. His stupid ass hasn't done shit for this country all he does is talk that shit.

  • D Bug
    D Bug 2 months ago

    "What Would a Dick Do?" I don't know Bill, why don't YOU tell me. Boom Boom!

  • Belezuera
    Belezuera 2 months ago

    It's shame that Trump was elected president of this country, unbelievable...

  • Thomas Doyle
    Thomas Doyle 2 months ago

    I think the point with repealing asbestos regulation is that no one will buy asbestos unless their a dumbass so the law is useless and costs money to enforce.

  • Ran Cobb
    Ran Cobb 2 months ago

    Bill Maher is a basically a trash mouth propagandist.  He is a liberal atheist who does not mind lying to promote his hate.  He is a nation divider as well.  However, I should not complain. People are so tired of being lied to by rich liberals that have no clue and no class. So, since they supported Hillary, there was only one other choice. 
    United we stand divided we fall.  Egotists like Maher spew hate, division, anti-Christianity, and think lying, filthy language, bizarre sex, and cheating on your spouse are just fine. If you fact check what he says, you will not have to dig far to understand why he is call a propagandist. He has no moral character what-so-ever.

    • Ran Cobb
      Ran Cobb 1 month ago

      I think the real dick would wine and complain in order to disrupt the office of the president, before he is ever given a chance to perform.  You got it! Bill Maher is the real dick!  He is a political bigot and a propagandist. He is a divider in a nation that needs to unite.  United we stand divided we fall.  Bill Maher, you and those like you are bad for America.  My vote will always follow the Christians and the military.  They are the people whose opinion I respect.  Those are the people who overwhelmingly supported Trump.  I realize you wanted the evil, corrupt, lying, bribable Hillary to lead you, but thank God that did not happen.  Open your eyes Shivam Patel.  Good things are happening.
      The economy is on steroids. Jobs are coming back to America. The national debt is being dealt with instead of kicked down the road, the military is being restored, the stock market is at record highs, Washington corruption is being put on notice, foreign policy is moving in a very positive direction.  Trump is listening to his military Generals instead of firing them. Join the forces that are moving America forward or get the hell out of the way. Bill Maher is a divider and he plays on suckers like you.

      SHIVAM PATEL 2 months ago

      Ran Cobb I'm tired of being lied by both of you

  • Banker One
    Banker One 2 months ago

    A Dick gives it to the world. A pussy just takes it.

  • Laverne Blaszczyk
    Laverne Blaszczyk 2 months ago

    this is Trump helping out his billionaire buddies 😡

  • Iraqi Hassan
    Iraqi Hassan 2 months ago

    Stop insulting Trump, He is your President HAHAHAHA !!!!!!

  • Anders Püschel
    Anders Püschel 2 months ago

    Approving the use of a pesticide that impairs cognition in children is the way that Republicans make new voters.

  • natchnieni0
    natchnieni0 2 months ago

    I actually think you did good, this week. but which one of the retail billionaires is creating the fleet of ships like the Axiom from Wall-E?

  • mj
    mj 2 months ago

    Bill, please, do a stand up in Europe. I am your biggest polish fan, hope to see you someday on this side of Atlantic.

  • Jammy Namtron [crappy memes and S A V A G E master]

    Well America has just killed itself have fun chocking on lead and air pollution while your kids brains rot

  • plplpl iuiuy
    plplpl iuiuy 2 months ago

    I do agree with some of Bill comments but come on Democrats do all kinds of things that are way worse and more harmful to children, especially children.

    How about Democrats refusing poor parents to be able send their kids to private and better public schools using the vouchers program. Republicans support this all the way. this could help black children, all types of children to get a better education so they can live a better life, why do Democrats want to prevent this? I'll tell you why, because of the teachers union so the Democrats all they care about is money.

    How about Abortions ? Does anybody realize that more black children are killed through abortion. Does anybody realize that the KKK love this and they vote Democrat every time because of abortion. At least the Republicans come against this.

    How about the IPCC panel which is mainly supported by the Democrats. Does anybody realize that many of the Third World countries cannot use energy sources has coal or oil and because of this millions and millions of children are dying even adults. Go and check this out you will find that this is absolutely true. There is more but I will stop.

  • Diana Davis
    Diana Davis 2 months ago

    really good Bill.....😍.....sock it to those dick pricks

  • Burkholder Team
    Burkholder Team 2 months ago

    Hey Bill do you ever get tired of the electronic laughs at your jokes?

  • Christian Bourne
    Christian Bourne 2 months ago

    your the dick obv maher

  • mako zero
    mako zero 2 months ago

    to be honest ... republicans had to swallow president blackenstein for 8 years ... they stored so much hate inside ... they needed the things maher mentioned just let off some steam ... they voted for trumpy dick so they can be the assholes again

  • Illustrious13
    Illustrious13 2 months ago

    Every Conservative I know agrees with everything Bill Maher says here.

  • OstrovakCZ
    OstrovakCZ 2 months ago

    something that just came up to my mind. What is one of the first thing you look at when you are buying new car? For most people i know one of the first things to look at is fuel efficiency

  • Tammie Stewart
    Tammie Stewart 2 months ago

    Where we live the wind farms ( Obama's shining projects) are allowed to kill a certain percentage of Eagles, both bald and golden, as well as other raptors such as hawks etc. And do you know what's being done? The wind farms have to pay a fee annually to the good old government. Which doesn't help the Eagles a damn bit. Not too long ago the native Americans were no longer allowed to use even the feathers for ceremony. But whacking birds with wind turbines is OK .

  • Wei
    Wei 2 months ago

    But we need a dick to fuck all those ass holes and pussies in DC.

  • LemonadepieX
    LemonadepieX 2 months ago

    Hey Trump voters, you proud of who you put into office

  • Sebastian Leon
    Sebastian Leon 2 months ago

    Bill Maher, if you don't mind, please run for the 2020 democratic nomination for presidential candidate! All your audience will vote for you :)

  • Scott Plumer
    Scott Plumer 2 months ago

    I thought for years that the Republican party has become a race to see who could be the biggest asshole.

  • qhsperson
    qhsperson 2 months ago

    It's not just saving eagles. The lead leaches out into the water and soil, and we all get just a little bit sicker.

  • Gerard W.
    Gerard W. 2 months ago


  • Liana Roccon
    Liana Roccon 2 months ago

    Bill come back I judge a person by the way they treat their animals x

  • Sparkie Lyle
    Sparkie Lyle 2 months ago

    Rite On Bill, where with u on All-This. 4 Christ-Sake, Trump is Brain-Dead on the Importance of the EPA. Period !

  • Anthony Glen
    Anthony Glen 2 months ago

    Somebody's has to be a dick or undisciplined assholes come from nowhere!

  • Jay M
    Jay M 2 months ago

    If Liberals weren't such pussies, we would have no need for a dick.
    Now enjoy the thumping.

  • Jay M
    Jay M 2 months ago

    Why do Liberal have their panties over their head?
    After all they are responsible for Trump.

  • Chucks Vapor
    Chucks Vapor 2 months ago

    You are why I don't watch your show. Seriously, you call people names that you yourself personify. Thanks for proving with every show, exactly what made us work so hard to get a real man elected. For all you spew, your lack of understanding shines through.

  • Eruj Jgt
    Eruj Jgt 2 months ago

    speak the truth bill

  • TheMassdistortion
    TheMassdistortion 2 months ago

    I love waking up in the morning and knowing Trump is the President of the United States of America. You spineless cowards used every low life tactic you could and it still didnt work, LOL

  • ad_earth
    ad_earth 2 months ago

    This has to be the dumbest regime in the whole history of this planet.

  • FreezingC3
    FreezingC3 2 months ago

    Trump is literally poisoning America.

  • Nate
    Nate 2 months ago

    Obviously the end goal is for a dumber America to keep the Republicans in power.

      SHIVAM PATEL 2 months ago

      Nate the end goal always has been running just slowly before.

    • Nate
      Nate 2 months ago

      Yes, also by the fact that red states are the most poor and have the most uneducated people.

    • Helen Reid
      Helen Reid 2 months ago

      Nate that's why sports became so important in American colleges - to dumb them all down. And when you look at the level of intelligence and articulation in the comments by Republican supporters here it seems like they've done a good job.

  • ddsdd47
    ddsdd47 2 months ago

    You nailed the GOP. Just a bunch of dicks.

  • Jordan Inyourhynes
    Jordan Inyourhynes 2 months ago

    for the automobile registration the gas mileage minimum would shut down manufacturers which would shut down jobs and lower emissions globally by 0.02%. which isn't worth it. forcing innovation doesn't work.

    I don't agree with the asbestos, coal mining, and pesticide laws, but in the words of Bill maher who even wants asbestos.

    coal mine laws were meant for 17th century style mines which are extinct, and few modern mines are near rivers or streams. Because they are liable for being sued by the public and private sector for poisoning drinking water.

    asbestos is a dead business, no coal mine will put waste into water which the public drinks out of or even mine near streams unless they like splitting their money in half every 10 seconds from lawsuits. the manufacturing law increases emissions by 0.02% but keeps more jobs than you can imagine. and no farmer will poison their customers unless they want a pr nightmare bigger than United airlines.

    do I agree on every law? no. but compare to proletariat sanders blatant anti business/bolshevik policies or hillary's world War 3 sparking no fly zones these laws are nothing.

  • kuwinsitall
    kuwinsitall 2 months ago

    Trump is proof that angry ignorance has power. such a fucking shame. America is a nation of intellectual rookies and that's why we are falling behind

  • teckworks
    teckworks 2 months ago

    Hahaha love Chelsea Handler's reaction to the crowd saying, _"Being a dick!"_

  • Mspandaninja88
    Mspandaninja88 2 months ago

    man, id fuck Bill in a heartbeat.

  • mexicanhalloween
    mexicanhalloween 2 months ago

    They've completely lost the plot, they're the party of "whatever is the opposite of what the liberals want", no exceptions, consensus delenda est.

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