Kevin Hart Stand Up - 2007

Comments: 495

  • bcevabre7
    bcevabre7 1 day ago

    I didn't want that ostrich joke to end!! ROFL!

  • Erica Nash
    Erica Nash 1 day ago

    comedic timeing is perfect

  • TheTony1347
    TheTony1347 5 days ago

    This wasn't funny at all

  • Connor Scott
    Connor Scott 5 days ago

    Kevin is the best, and I'm white!

  • Hummi Butt
    Hummi Butt 7 days ago

    nigga

  • Anglina chavez Chavez

    I'm not saying its wrong to reuse the sane joke but.... "and this is were I get the hate" I would be pissed if I bought tickets to a show with the jokes I already hear at least at a concert listing to a song, you know what the song is and I get its hard to make new joke all the time but isn't that what they get payed for making jokes for people to laugh... I guess I stand in the middle

  • carlos sanchez
    carlos sanchez 10 days ago

    ten years

  • WaShawMi Videos
    WaShawMi Videos 12 days ago

    Kevin always says the ostrich joke the same way every time!

  • mayhem Mathew
    mayhem Mathew 14 days ago

    Ostrich's top speed is 70km/hr... 60miles/hr is 90km/h???
    lmao

  • cool dude
    cool dude 16 days ago

    i can't breath ! 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Sing with yazzy
    Sing with yazzy 19 days ago

    that head tho!!

  • Thomas Colavito
    Thomas Colavito 20 days ago

    Oh Lord this guy used all the same jokes. If you are a comedian, it's your job to make people laugh, we dont laugh if we hear rhe same jokes. He's a comedian, now we all know everything thing Kevin Hart says on stage is a lie but it's his job to make new material and maje new jokes. He didn't put effort toward or have a work ethic if he's to lazy to tell somwthing new

  • Te'Von McBride
    Te'Von McBride 21 day ago

    Bc they practice they jokes like everyone else... ppl just got cameras everywhere

  • hostilityy
    hostilityy 21 day ago

    garbage

  • Soan
    Soan 22 days ago

    wait he says the same stuff as when he did in grown little man

  • Test Test
    Test Test 24 days ago

    Not funny at all..

  • flyvid
    flyvid 27 days ago

    Wow, this room has a pretty high ceiling.

  • Neonghostwolf 88
    Neonghostwolf 88 27 days ago

    kevin is not good actor but hell damn good on comedy

  • Vaibhav Thamman
    Vaibhav Thamman 1 month ago

    Madarchod insan hai yaar yeh. 😂😂😂

  • Tanny W
    Tanny W 1 month ago

    .

  • shyam kumar
    shyam kumar 1 month ago

    is he Talking or Rapping

  • tom phillips
    tom phillips 1 month ago

    Page behavior trial strategy servant plant extent architecture.

  • John Osterwoman
    John Osterwoman 1 month ago

    The shots of the audience look they they're from a different show.

  • yodomodz gaming herman

    a black Julio ceser

  • Randy Lahey
    Randy Lahey 1 month ago

    kevin hart is an unfunny fag just like u sophomoric fuck face cretinous cumwad shit stains

  • Uroš Savkovič
    Uroš Savkovič 1 month ago

    Was I the only one who noticed similarities with Tony Woods - Australia... And "the chicken" that he had met.... Tony's joke is much funnier... Anyone knows who copied who?

  • Josh Lachman
    Josh Lachman 1 month ago

    Kevin hart. same handful of jokes lead this tall midget to an acting career. props?

  • Tantiwa Hopak
    Tantiwa Hopak 1 month ago

    one of the best

  • Angela Tashi
    Angela Tashi 1 month ago

    Those pants though 👖👖😂😂

  • retoir da scion
    retoir da scion 1 month ago

    ostriches run 70 km/h max. fake.

  • Russell Pinkerton
    Russell Pinkerton 1 month ago

    that ostrich story had me crying xD

  • Brenden Johnson
    Brenden Johnson 1 month ago

    I'm glad he worked on his timing. He spoke really fast in this and didn't allow time for laughter for a lot of the jokes

  • POPLARGROVE BERNZ
    POPLARGROVE BERNZ 2 months ago

    HE'S A STORY TELLER, THTS WAT MAKES PPL TUNE IN & NOT GET BORED.

  • LAVAR The GOAT
    LAVAR The GOAT 2 months ago

    not funny

  • I'm Offended. Unsubscribed

    His transition is bad

  • Craig Sujo
    Craig Sujo 3 months ago

    KEVIN HART SUCKS and HE TRIES TO HARD...
    NOW
    🐐DAVE CHAPPELLE IS DA G.O.A.T🐐

  • Jean Gideon
    Jean Gideon 3 months ago

    I still find Kevin very funny even when he repeats his jokes!😁

  • TakeMeSeriously
    TakeMeSeriously 3 months ago

    Everytimes he repeats a joke it gets funnier

  • wildwolfproductions
    wildwolfproductions 3 months ago

    I was at a nature reserve in a tram and a ostrich came up for the feed we have and took my feed bucket, ate it all, then attacked me and bit my thumb, I was 12. They were my favorite animal before that and I'm still salty😂🐥

  • Maya buttercup blue
    Maya buttercup blue 3 months ago

    I just pissed myself D: but this is funny :"D

  • Phoebe! At The Disco
    Phoebe! At The Disco 3 months ago

    Every time i hear his voice i imagine the little bunny from secret life of pets in my head...

  • Paul Kennedy
    Paul Kennedy 4 months ago

    2007

    Published on 2014

    GET OUT!

  • FOODGASM With Alessandro

    Sometimes I think he is not funny but then am laughing when i watch him,,

  • Brent Hanson
    Brent Hanson 4 months ago

    love this show, thank you !!!

  • isla G
    isla G 4 months ago

    not funny

  • PedoBear
    PedoBear 4 months ago

    N word jokes....

  • not the plug I'm the outlet

    if someone else told his jokes it wouldn't be funny his tone of voice and his faces when he say's his jokes is what gets me laughing

  • Zimingo Nkungwana
    Zimingo Nkungwana 4 months ago

    straight up

  • Aurengzeb
    Aurengzeb 5 months ago

    Baggie jeans...

  • Erik Andersson
    Erik Andersson 5 months ago

    exde

  • earth to toddler bitch

    I wonder why the funniest comedians happen to be black and jewish

  • Maxime S.
    Maxime S. 5 months ago

    okay, this is really funny

  • Jason Pagan
    Jason Pagan 5 months ago

    n

  • John Vargas
    John Vargas 5 months ago

    I think Kevin heart should battle fluffy in a stand off they both should perform and talk shit about each other I wonder who would win

  • HOODNIGGA
    HOODNIGGA 5 months ago

    still funny even tho i heard these jokes

  • Peter marshall
    Peter marshall 5 months ago

    Am i the only one staring at his saggy jeans

    • Peyton Bell
      Peyton Bell 5 months ago

      Peter marshall That was 2007 for ya 😊


  • Mathis Lambert
    Mathis Lambert 5 months ago

    Candidate excellent under less reflection station cold continent.

  • Yunus Tazelli
    Yunus Tazelli 5 months ago

    nananana

  • TheFlyingRoofer
    TheFlyingRoofer 5 months ago

    Cool channel!

  • Andrew Jordan
    Andrew Jordan 6 months ago

    ostrich in nebraska?? 🤔

  • lil t
    lil t 6 months ago

    I think he does that because he wants the people that didn't hear the jokes to them\

  • Rubberband Gwap Entertainment

    notice he didn't curse

  • Marcus 89
    Marcus 89 6 months ago

    talent

  • Super Mario Eric
    Super Mario Eric 7 months ago

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  • waterinabeerbottle
    waterinabeerbottle 7 months ago

    Same material but 150% less yelling

  • jack fistbump
    jack fistbump 7 months ago

    This guy reminds me of kevin hart

  • simpsonator23
    simpsonator23 7 months ago

    he used the smacked joke other times

  • Tennyson Allan Katunga

    nice 1

  • Trill Gates
    Trill Gates 7 months ago

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  • Rakesh Kumar
    Rakesh Kumar 8 months ago

    hi

  • Pure Luck
    Pure Luck 8 months ago

    Thats not even kevin hart retards , its morgan freeman

    • Vincent V
      Vincent V 2 months ago

      If that is, then that's a fucked up morgan freeman.


    • jaiden cash
      jaiden cash 5 months ago

      Pure Luck yr more stupid


    • [ Insert Name Here ]
      [ Insert Name Here ] 7 months ago

      I'm gonna hope that your being sarcastic so that way I don't have to realize the world is full of retards


  • TheCr7sok
    TheCr7sok 8 months ago

    3 seconds into his act i was already dying

    • Blend Ego
      Blend Ego 6 months ago

      TheCr7sok me too bro


    • derpfrog
      derpfrog 7 months ago

      Of boredom?  muaaaaahhhhh!


  • pranit matkar
    pranit matkar 8 months ago

    Russell Peters is best

  • Abhishek Rodrigues
    Abhishek Rodrigues 8 months ago

    cool performance

  • Gabriel Dougherty
    Gabriel Dougherty 8 months ago

    Kevin's jokes are good, he's a funny ass guy yet he uses the same jokes like 2-3 times which makes them not funny. My question is why.

    • Neghie Thervil
      Neghie Thervil 7 months ago

      +Gabriel Dougherty My response was a bit flippant, I can admit that. You were the recipient of my frustration with this particular comment. I've seen it a hundred times and it drives me nuts because the answer is quite obvious if you actually 'think' about it. I apologize. It would appear I really did go off on you.


    • Gabriel Dougherty
      Gabriel Dougherty 7 months ago

      Neghie Thervil It was a legit question that i didnt know, no need to get rude, a simple reply of an accurate answer would have been much more appreciated. Also if i asked a question, then through "deductive reasoning" you could have figured out that i did not know the answer.


    • Chris Williams
      Chris Williams 7 months ago

      Gabriel Dougherty - because he was in Montreal on this one so he did it again in his newer one so they could know


    • Tsuki
      Tsuki 7 months ago

      Neghie Thervil GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GET EM


    • Neghie Thervil
      Neghie Thervil 7 months ago

      Ah...another mind blowing life altering cosmic sized question. Yes, why? Why would he do what has worked for millions of other comedians throughout the history of time? Why would he use the system that has propelled others before him to unbelievable heights of success by testing out and recycling his best material? Of course, the advent of the internet makes all his material available to you all at once so it's like you're literally following him to every comedy show and tour he's ever done, but whatever. We live in the age of on demand entertainment and complaining. This clown should have a new set every single time he steps on that stage. Who cares if it isn't funny. He should also spend millions on a tour with all of his new material and hopes it all works because you're tired of hearing all of the ones he's painstakingly put together for your enjoyment.

      Whatever happened to f*cking deductive reasoning?!!


  • Cyberboi
    Cyberboi 8 months ago

    Not sure how Americans find him funny...

  • KineticRhyme
    KineticRhyme 8 months ago

    Notice how he didn't cuss much here.

    • OfficeBear
      OfficeBear 5 months ago

      liljared711 lol no it's because they're fucking quebecois


    • liljared711
      liljared711 6 months ago

      Immortal Strength cause Canadians are punk bitches


    • Immortal Strength
      Immortal Strength 7 months ago

      KineticRhyme it's frowned upon in Montreal. I think they tell them to keep the cussing to a minimum, like if you look at comedians that normally cuss a lot they'll limit it ALOT.


  • breanna S
    breanna S 8 months ago

    I liked the old Kevin hart because now he just yells & expect it to be funny

    • Marcus Cochrane
      Marcus Cochrane 21 day ago

      Obviously you dont pay attention dipshit, hes used the same comedy style hes entire career, just with added adjustments to hes rythm, transitions and so on, if you havent taken notice of shit like that you obviously dont pay much attention to what type of comedy he does and the comedy hes always done. smh


    • breanna S
      breanna S 5 months ago

      +Eddie Thomas obviously you don't pay close attention. There's obviously a different vibe.


    • Eddie Thomas
      Eddie Thomas 5 months ago

      breanna S there is no old Kevin hart. He's the same person he was back then


  • Theboy Dre
    Theboy Dre 8 months ago

    Lol

  • Chris Funk
    Chris Funk 8 months ago

    did he seriously just start with a racist joke that isn't racist and pop up with "I don't like women that put pressure on you" ? where the fuck is the beginning you can't just start with a pop-up you can do that later on but not in the beginning c'mon Kevin.

    • SE Dipper TM
      SE Dipper TM 8 months ago

      +Chris Funk (game) yeah but that's what make him different and better than most comedians he just says random but funny shit like nobody expected him to say that and it was funny. Now you fuck off mate


    • Chris Funk
      Chris Funk 8 months ago

      +SE Dipper TM it did work but c'mon. don't you normally see people start with "I like this city" ? stuff like that. openers ?


    • Chris Funk
      Chris Funk 8 months ago

      +Lowerenza Crutcher I'm talking to Kevin so fuck off mate


    • SE Dipper TM
      SE Dipper TM 8 months ago

      Stfu and laugh like damn. It work didn't it? look were he's at now, even the guy he said that to laughed


    • PBG Youngsta
      PBG Youngsta 8 months ago

      tf its called comedy style
      just enjoy it
      get yo negative criticizing ass outta here


  • Joe Yyyoa
    Joe Yyyoa 8 months ago

    lol i was 9!

  • breanna7411
    breanna7411 8 months ago

    I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life

  • t606707808909
    t606707808909 8 months ago

    Funny.............?

  • Reiss capone
    Reiss capone 9 months ago

    this is sped up

  • Wetdookie
    Wetdookie 9 months ago

    Why do people complain that comedians reuse the same jokes? It's their jokes they can reuse it if they want to. No body complains when musicians perform the same songs on different stages. You know how hard it is to consistently come up with funny material and stay funny in a short amount of time?

    • Kayode Molen
      Kayode Molen 14 days ago

      Wetdookie but u wanna see new stuff cus it a different comedy show whereas a song u can anticipate and u know what song is gonna be performed


    • james lafayette
      james lafayette 2 months ago

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    • Tarryl W.
      Tarryl W. 7 months ago

      Comedians make their jokes better and then use them. They evolve their material. This joke is better now than 9 years ago when he told it.


    • bro Leo
      bro Leo 7 months ago

      They should come up with new jokes.... For the same place they perform. That's all. They can reuse their joke in diffirent places, but shouldnt reused it too much later in their career.


    • house music defined
      house music defined 8 months ago

      you are right....we should be happy someone makes us laugh


  • Jeffrey Jiang
    Jeffrey Jiang 9 months ago

    I'm

  • Afrikan Racing
    Afrikan Racing 9 months ago

    You know he's good bcz Canadians usually dont really react wild to american comics, but they went nuts on him and Russell Peters

  • Yasser Al-Quasmi
    Yasser Al-Quasmi 9 months ago

    the dolphin cut a deal with a shark....loooooool

  • D3RPZ_FOREVER
    D3RPZ_FOREVER 9 months ago

    go watch I'm a grown little man he says this same exact jokes :/

    • Eddie Thomas
      Eddie Thomas 5 months ago

      DERPZ_FOREVER every comedian does that. Who has the time to come up with an entire set of material for every single show?


    • Yigit Kara
      Yigit Kara 5 months ago

      DERPZ_FOREVER so what?


    • D3RPZ_FOREVER
      D3RPZ_FOREVER 7 months ago

      no bruh i love kevin hart he just saying the same thing in the same order man


    • Tinopinoh
      Tinopinoh 7 months ago

      DERPZ_FOREVER Are you against recycling? is that what you are saying?


    • J. Oakley
      J. Oakley 8 months ago

      Whenever you watch a special, or any touring comic for that matter, just know that they have done that same exact bit many many times. They don't just step on stage with an hour's worth of material and the heavens open up with perfect delivery and timing. Takes practice.


  • EL23 TV
    EL23 TV 9 months ago

    KEVIN HART IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN ON EARTH.

  • WATER POWERED CAR PLEASE HELP

    "clap your hands sir stop being racist"
    the fuck?
    Dave Chappelle>Katt Williams>lots of other people>kev hart.

  • Justin BieberVEVO
    Justin BieberVEVO 9 months ago

    Nice

  • بيسيس Basass
    بيسيس Basass 9 months ago

    وسوى لذا

  • Vegas Vlogs
    Vegas Vlogs 9 months ago

    hes funny. goood energy. hes little...makes him more funny,.

  • KilerStreak's Gaming Channel

    I thought ostriches can only run 40~45 mph OnO

  • unofficial nuggets
    unofficial nuggets 9 months ago

    this man is not funny....😒😒😒.. ..Kevin is only funny in movies .

  • Siddharth Pandey
    Siddharth Pandey 9 months ago

    Awesome guy....he sounds like eddie from friends though!

  • BObs ROgers
    BObs ROgers 9 months ago

    Is that Dave Franco 1:11

  • papa toni
    papa toni 10 months ago

    Ostrich: 43 mph

  • Emanuel Rojas
    Emanuel Rojas 10 months ago

    OMG, the ostrich is the pet of Usain Bolt!

    • Dana labadini
      Dana labadini 4 months ago

      Ostrich
      Bird
      The ostrich or common ostrich is either one or two species of large flightless birds native to Africa, the only living member of the genus Struthio, which is in the ratite family. In 2014, the Somali ostrich was recognized as a distinct species. Wikipedia
      Scientific name: Struthio camelus
      Speed: 43 mph (Maximum, Adult, Running)

      i had to google it


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