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Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)



5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com

Sports references out the ass.

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DP:
Juli Lopez

Editor:
Quinn Moticka


Lyrics -

Shots in the club like plaxico
I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

I got girls on ma penis
Flow is the meanest
Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
Do it all day A peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

Hot box ride, I can barely see
You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

anybody better better than me, good try
I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
Not even a tyson...no ear biting
Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
but I'm a fuckin superstar
And if they ask LD where he wanna live
Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.

Verse 2

I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

And so I go and approach her
We kick it like Stover
End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova

Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
Took her back at ma Eddie House
And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
Dick like James from the way that it Harden
My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.

She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
Okay, now her clothes are off
And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
It was hairless, something like Villanueva
Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
When I don't cover him up wit a safety

But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

No acting but she had a big O Oscar
No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/whoomp!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586

My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.


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Comments:

Author Will Sloan ( ago)
PUT THIS ON SPOTIFY

Author Murax ( ago)
i dont recall seeing a mavericks or falcons jersey lol

Author TranmereBros ( ago)
Why does he remind me of Adam sandler

Author Stealth Bomber Gaming ( ago)
He HAD A FLYERS HAT ON BUT LIKE NO HOCKEY REFERENCES

Author EJ T ( ago)
i had to wait two and a half minutes for a steelers reference lol Legarrette Blount doesnt count lol

Author Brett Truax ( ago)
Korky motherfucker. :D luh it

Author Chris Wright ( ago)
I see one hockey reference this entire song... Breaks my heart

Author Karter Wolfe ( ago)
Man lil dicky is a legend lol

Author Elijah Nixon ( ago)
This made my balls tingle a little bit no lie 😂😂😂

Author Allen E ( ago)
What is the base track of this song?

Author Hunter O'Connor ( ago)
"My name ain't Charles but i pack WoodSon"😂😂😂

Author Xavier Hayes ( ago)
example of a low budget video

Author MyRoywine ( ago)
funny shit guys

Author Dylan Daniel ( ago)
he reminds me of a newer funnier hoodie allen for some reason

Author DJ Sobermon ( ago)
That Gilbert Arenas jersey at the end tho lol

Author Elian Joseph ( ago)
This is the official music video of bandwagoning

Author Tevita Phillips ( ago)
how come all the sports people are black...

Author Sule Keskin ( ago)
I was planning to show this video to my 9th graders as a warm up for sports unit. Worst or best decision... I can't tell.

Author Slamdado ( ago)
His dancing is the best

Author Antalia Panganiban ( ago)
........

Author Lil J ( ago)
Aye kings

Author Evan Taylor ( ago)
I am glad this song blew up. Always one of my early favorites

Author Chris baez ( ago)
Is it me or he looks like Kevin love the basketball player

Author Dman Productions ( ago)
He is a GOD

Author Grape koolaid ( ago)
sounds like adam sandler sometimes.

Author SchMasHed ( ago)
Fuck I haven't heard "Whoop there it is" in like 20 years...fuck, i still know all the words.

Author Jonathan Haronian ( ago)
I wish I could superlike this like tinder

Author Deanna Trahan ( ago)
Are those the 3D glasses for your TV?!

Author Jack Light ( ago)
For real Lil Dicky has rapidly become my favourite rapper from the past 2 years!! What a G!!!

I’m a rapper from the UK! If you get a chance, check out the music on my profile!

Author Tristin McKinstry ( ago)
"I'm the Best like Jahvid but I ain't Lion"

😂😂😂💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥

Author KinderSquad ( ago)
So, which team is your favorite again?

Author KinderSquad ( ago)
Damn, his favorite teams never lose...

Author alex kilfoy ( ago)
The Dick is committed to rap now, not just fucking around.  That said, the dude can rap about whatever, being funny, and still make jokes out of all the shitty auto tune mumble rappers people dab to and hype up.  The fools all taking it serious, but sounding the same and killing hip-hop.  Not that they aren't already, shit's hilarious

Author Braden Broadrick ( ago)
did anyone catch that he said flo is the meanest lol

Author Rad lol ( ago)
this song meh

Author Pacemaker Games ( ago)
LD please make a jock jams CD

Author Zak Dunn ( ago)
I enjoyed it but the entire time I was thinking how much those photos cost.

Author ASMR Medicine For The People ( ago)
I got more sports knowledge than dicky though.

Author Jay Amin ( ago)
oh i see that Bob Dylan vibe.

Author VitalShotsHD ( ago)
He is the funniest rapper, ever Lil dicky gotta come to east Canada I wanna see him!!

Author Trevor Barney ( ago)
He should've made a Messi reference

Author Matthew Murphy ( ago)
Haha that Tebow subtle AF

Author Gunas4Life ( ago)
YOU ARE THE BEST!! AHAHAHAHA LYY

Author SPPSports ( ago)
Sports references all over the place

Author SHIVANSH PRATAP SINGH ( ago)
I liked you a lot even before this, but after you wore a Ronaldinho jersey...... I in love. #nohomo

Author jack coulson-gould ( ago)
I love this song you made my day

Author tha boss ( ago)
suck a dick

Author Macho Chavo ( ago)
I'm high shit sound

Author Raj Vashi ( ago)
did dicky ever play tennis?

Author Xavier Simmons ( ago)
were can I get that water at

Author ootrez ( ago)
dude holy shit

Author Pre-Phikz42 ( ago)
so, for real... sports 2. DO IT! ;)

Author Marielle Llanura ( ago)
Shots in the club like plaxico
I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a hoI got girls on ma penis
Flow is the meanest
Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
Do it all day A peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis didI met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
Hoosier Daddy all knight like BoobyHot box ride, I can barely see
You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
Put Mar kief in dat philly like MorrisAnybody better better than me, good try
I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
Not even a tyson... no ear biting
Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex RyanI ball for the bucks like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute,
But I'm a fuckin superstar
And if they ask LD where he wanna live
Then I'm a tell 'em where markakis like Nick.I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the clubShe got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
I bet dat bitch a giant freak like LincecumAnd so I go and approach her
We kick it like Stover
End of the night, I'm a ownher, hovaLiquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
So I'm getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
Took her back at ma Eddie House
And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouseAnd then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
Dick like James from the way that it Harden
My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
Okay, now her clothes are off
And I can see her C pierced like her name was PaulI couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
It was hairless, something like Villanueva
Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
When I don't cover him up with a safetyBut I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it onI was playin with a boobie, Cavalier
We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussyNo acting but she had a big O Oscar
No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

Author {THE} Zombiekiller ( ago)
Lil Dicky is really "punny"

Author Jordande gamer ( ago)
that was sick u r my favorite rapper

Author Josh Wood ( ago)
this boy said luc rashard mbah amoute in a real song, I thought it couldn't done

Author Dj ROCKS ( ago)
Lil dicky dancing is the best thing I've seen all day😂😂😂

Author Jordan as ( ago)
lol nice google searching

Author Manuel Diaz, Jr. ( ago)
Terrible

Author Luis Loboff ( ago)
No tennis references....

Author Alan Lu ( ago)
that shoutout to jahvid best tho

Author Joe Michael ( ago)
So much dope word play for just two verses. Unreal.

Author Parker Varney ( ago)
"But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy" hahaha

Author Tairy's Vault ( ago)
That's a mofucka in this mofucka

Author Percy Howard ( ago)
I know Rod Smart got a little recognition just now because of that XFL 30 for 30. But on Madden 08 as a free agent, he was the lowest rated player in the game. And if anyone can tell me what I'm famous for I'll give you a cookie.

Author Queerkid eats ( ago)
"dick like James when I was harden" 😂

Author Behe Beeh ( ago)
My D Rose quicker than a bull in the Garden? Who thinks of that

Author Lil Kodak ( ago)
He said Rose was quicker than a bull in a garden in 2013.... illuminati confirmed

Author jonah hoff ( ago)
'and you know i hit it hard, troy pallomalou on that pussy!'

Author Lesep Stallworth ( ago)
i wanna rap like him no lie

Author Lucas Wilhelm ( ago)
This dude really found a way to put Luc Richard Mbah a Moute in a rap...

Author Maggie Rendon ( ago)
it's all gud y'all. you already knowwwww!!

Author Ian Wilmoth ( ago)
flows like MC chris, but with more lyrics.

Author RzentMC ( ago)
4,688,000th VIEW FUCK YEAH!!!
SUB TO MY CHANNEL PEOPLE!!

Author Harold Williams ( ago)
this to hit and it reminds me of your favorite Martian

Author Anthony Carter ( ago)
Dude got all the jerseys

Author Bill Pokemon ( ago)
the tebow lmao

Author Jason De Lima ( ago)
This is acc really good

Author Big Cheezy ( ago)
lil dicky is a million times better with these raps than all these other rappers you CANT UNDERSTAND like young thug for example.

Author ryan manning ( ago)
So many of these references will be irrelevant in very short time he just named a bunch of currently relevant people and some classics no actual knowledge of how the games are played

Author mr_killshot14 ( ago)
wow, a subtle jahvid best reference... well played LD

Author Chris Lam ( ago)
White Chocolate jersey ayy

Author Dylan Wilshire ( ago)
0:48 ADRIAN PETERSON REPRESENT

Author Jacob Miller ( ago)
You gotta watch this video at least 3 or 4 times to get all those references.

Author D K ( ago)
How to download the free mixtape at his site?

Author Cornbreadddd ( ago)
We need an explanation video for the sports illiterate.

Author Mark Birtley ( ago)
Yo there's 666 dislikes

Author raegan cowles ( ago)
this guy is one of the best rapper I have ever heard. it is funny.

Author Domino ThaGreat1 ( ago)
Best song

Author QsCp_Ace ( ago)
"But i hit it hard...Troy polamalu in that pussy!" Had me dying 😂

Author Moon and back ( ago)
"I went down and I was feelin her flavor, and it was hairless like Villanueva"   So cold

Author Felicia Wilson ( ago)
I LOVE THIS!!!!!😍😍😍

Author doc khaf ( ago)
Omg! Lol

Author Xavier Simmons ( ago)
I just realized that dude is ripped

Author YaGunnersYa ( ago)
Ayyyyyy he mentioned Baltimore (Markakis)

Author CT x iiTryHard ( ago)
Fan of Dicky for years. Dude's insane.

Author sami58 ( ago)
troy!!!! :)

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