Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)

  • Added:  4 years ago
  • 5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at:

    Sports references out the ass.




    Juli Lopez

    Quinn Moticka

    Lyrics -

    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

    anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

    I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
    but I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.

    Verse 2

    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova

    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.

    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety

    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

    Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586

    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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Comments: 1 106

  • Gavin Moran
    Gavin Moran 22 hours ago

    would be good to see him and eminem together

  • memecake
    memecake 2 days ago

    Hows it come that it's always the jewish rappers with the "special" lyrics I love the most :'D first mac miller now him

  • Giuseppe Atzeni
    Giuseppe Atzeni 2 days ago

    whats the name of the song he coverd?

  • David Ojika
    David Ojika 3 days ago

    You actually have some jerseys I want.

  • Damon Monias
    Damon Monias 5 days ago

    Lmao the Gretzky refers

  • beats producer
    beats producer 7 days ago

    greatest song ever end of statement

  • Gavin Decker
    Gavin Decker 8 days ago

    brain still gotta poop

  • Aidan Menoher
    Aidan Menoher 8 days ago

    You fuking awsome boy🖕🖕🖕🖕🏐🏉🎱🏓🏸🎾⚾️🏈🏀⚽️

  • Chuck Keough
    Chuck Keough 9 days ago

    Does Lil Kicky Know Bo?

  • XStrawBerryIceX
    XStrawBerryIceX 9 days ago

    I’m halfway in and please tell me he does something about hockey otherwise I’ll cry lol

    • XStrawBerryIceX
      XStrawBerryIceX 9 days ago

      Man I like you but a Gretzky reference is it? No lemieux? No Crosby? Great song but hockey truly is an under appreciated sport lol

  • Jim Hamberg
    Jim Hamberg 9 days ago

    REPPIN on those Eagles. E-A-G-L-E-S!! EAGLES!!!!

  • Mariano Ovalle
    Mariano Ovalle 10 days ago

    I take it he's not a dallas fan? 😂

  • KidplayyMIXXO
    KidplayyMIXXO 10 days ago

    He couldn't say Sportscenter so instead he said Sports Shit due to copyright issues

  • Paige Taylor
    Paige Taylor 11 days ago

    Loob that Harry Dick for a Cunti slip
    Tugnutt out of Semin from a mighty grip
    No need for Loob in that Quackenbush
    Bitch, I smoke the kush, Clutterbuck the tush
    Cause it's all about getting that Bonk.

    HOCKEY biotch! 💜✌🏽🤘🏽

    • Paige Taylor
      Paige Taylor 11 days ago

      Not saying I'm good (I am), but I only caught one hockey reference, yo!

  • SnapWizaard
    SnapWizaard 11 days ago

    What about "My dick'll grow talla like Iguodala

  • Lewis Diaz
    Lewis Diaz 13 days ago

    Damn he dissed my boys. #DC4L

  • Cydhna Lithic
    Cydhna Lithic 13 days ago

    H e b r e w H a m m e r

  • iWinRar
    iWinRar 14 days ago

    glad u included a packer

  • Conor
    Conor 14 days ago

    That Nnamdi bar has got to be one of the best wordplays ever 🔥🔥

  • lunerlilly
    lunerlilly 14 days ago

    omg all the ref xD

  • yashaswit singh
    yashaswit singh 15 days ago

    The video reminds me of dylan

  • Murph Dawg
    Murph Dawg 15 days ago

    Why did he shout out Placido Polanco in a song? I'm sorry, but Phillies great or not, just no

  • RoKetBunyy
    RoKetBunyy 15 days ago

    Definitely recorded this in his garage🤣

  • Bryan Phelps
    Bryan Phelps 16 days ago

    I love the reference to extreme football. Lol

  • Dark playz
    Dark playz 17 days ago

    Ayyy lil dicky be rockin that blazers jersey at 0:23 lets go blazers

  • Rj Anon
    Rj Anon 19 days ago

    Damn he had to fry the Lions lol.. NO FLY ZONE

  • corey baker
    corey baker 20 days ago

    who tf wants to live in Baltimore

  • V Paz
    V Paz 21 day ago

    fuck lil Dicky!🔥

  • Mike Post
    Mike Post 22 days ago

    Dude. Dicky might be like a joke rapper but his flow is actually ridiculous...

  • Jackson Hayes
    Jackson Hayes 23 days ago

    go ducky go ducky go in dying

  • Jacobe Allen
    Jacobe Allen 24 days ago

    he should have a colts jersey

  • PSG Wrigglee
    PSG Wrigglee 24 days ago

    My dick ain't Gretzky but it's still a good one

  • steven curry
    steven curry 24 days ago

    disrespect to its fullest. Can't believe he threw down that cowboys jersey.

  • Ethan Hollinger
    Ethan Hollinger 24 days ago

    bruhhhhh he fucking got on Charlie villanuevas ass like Kevin Garnett did

  • Kaden Melton
    Kaden Melton 26 days ago

    How many metaphors were in this song

  • Gus Woolf
    Gus Woolf 26 days ago

    ayy what up lil dicky i see that st Joe's jersey i go there now

  • max gustafson
    max gustafson 27 days ago

    "I can see her c pierced like her name was paul" fire ass bar

  • Raj Singh
    Raj Singh 29 days ago

    that davidson steph curry jersey is fuego

  • Alysa Jane Martin
    Alysa Jane Martin 29 days ago

    This needs to get on spotify in 2017. fr.

  • Ginac
    Ginac 29 days ago

    pun rap ?

  • Joel Graves
    Joel Graves 1 month ago

    when you sat good one instead of great one when referring to gretzky...

  • Rock Smith
    Rock Smith 1 month ago

    wonder if him and rone know each other

  • The Jack
    The Jack 1 month ago

    Where did he get that Michael Jordan Wizards jersey?

  • TuffGuy Rio
    TuffGuy Rio 1 month ago

    Wordplay on another level

  • Mike Rennie
    Mike Rennie 1 month ago

    And then ma D Rose quicker than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden

  • Zonker 05
    Zonker 05 1 month ago

    was the 42 total sports references a possible reference to Jackie Robinson?

  • QuaySmoothTV
    QuaySmoothTV 1 month ago

    Remind me of Eminem for some reason

  • Juan Rivera
    Juan Rivera 1 month ago

    Kelly Slater?

  • DeftZeppelin
    DeftZeppelin 1 month ago

    is this a reference to Bloodhound Gang?

  • Michael Martin
    Michael Martin 1 month ago


  • Angelo Crawford
    Angelo Crawford 1 month ago

    One of the funniest people on the olanet

  • Zodiak34
    Zodiak34 1 month ago

    was only waiting for a hockey reference the whole time.
    that gretzky joke was too easy.
    i was left as disappointed as the oilers fans have been the past 20 years

  • Sir Joshy
    Sir Joshy 1 month ago

    I got you on movies and game knowledge tho

  • mike menard
    mike menard 1 month ago

    That Jason Williams jersey tho. *fire emoji*

  • Cailon Delano
    Cailon Delano 1 month ago

    If you know sports... This has to be easily the greatest sports song ever made by a mile ...

  • Isaiah Warwick
    Isaiah Warwick 1 month ago

    the carmelo anthony bar might be the best...

  • KusanagiMotoko100
    KusanagiMotoko100 1 month ago

    Loved the old school beat.

  • Windows Desktop
    Windows Desktop 1 month ago

    It's like he heard 50's How to Rob.
    And turned into sports. lmao

  • Alex Hutcheson
    Alex Hutcheson 1 month ago

    This is creativity at its fucking finest

  • WhatTheHellRS
    WhatTheHellRS 1 month ago

    i want that seahawks jacket

  • Quavo YxRxN NBA
    Quavo YxRxN NBA 1 month ago

    Lil dicky aka white Jesus lol Im dead

  • Chad Freund
    Chad Freund 1 month ago

    I almost watched sports, but there's sport on tv. Harden got 40

    • Chad Freund
      Chad Freund 1 month ago

      Pop is pissed, gasol tried tghdw

  • Dinah Diaz
    Dinah Diaz 1 month ago

    Dude went so hard, had me googling my own college's player. Fucking Magnum Rolle, what an obscure piece of knowledge

  • Tonya Smith
    Tonya Smith 1 month ago

    this niggas weak as fuck I don't listen to white rap

  • Clayton Dickerson
    Clayton Dickerson 1 month ago

    this guy is so genius it hurts my brain

  • Jonathan Perez
    Jonathan Perez 1 month ago

    Dallas Cowboys!!!!! FUCK Philly!!!

  • Will Sloan
    Will Sloan 1 month ago


  • Murax
    Murax 1 month ago

    i dont recall seeing a mavericks or falcons jersey lol

  • TranmereBros
    TranmereBros 1 month ago

    Why does he remind me of Adam sandler

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  • EJ T
    EJ T 2 months ago

    i had to wait two and a half minutes for a steelers reference lol Legarrette Blount doesnt count lol

  • Brett Truax
    Brett Truax 2 months ago

    Korky motherfucker. :D luh it

  • Chris Wright
    Chris Wright 2 months ago

    I see one hockey reference this entire song... Breaks my heart

  • Meme Lord
    Meme Lord 2 months ago

    Man lil dicky is a legend lol

  • Elijah Nixon
    Elijah Nixon 2 months ago

    This made my balls tingle a little bit no lie 😂😂😂

  • Allen E
    Allen E 2 months ago

    What is the base track of this song?

  • Hunter O'Connor
    Hunter O'Connor 2 months ago

    "My name ain't Charles but i pack WoodSon"😂😂😂

  • Xavier Hayes
    Xavier Hayes 2 months ago

    example of a low budget video

  • MyRoywine
    MyRoywine 2 months ago

    funny shit guys

  • Dylan Daniel
    Dylan Daniel 2 months ago

    he reminds me of a newer funnier hoodie allen for some reason

  • DJ Sobermon
    DJ Sobermon 2 months ago

    That Gilbert Arenas jersey at the end tho lol

  • Elian Joseph
    Elian Joseph 2 months ago

    This is the official music video of bandwagoning

  • Tevita Phillips
    Tevita Phillips 2 months ago

    how come all the sports people are black...

  • Sule Keskin
    Sule Keskin 2 months ago

    I was planning to show this video to my 9th graders as a warm up for sports unit. Worst or best decision... I can't tell.

  • Slamdado
    Slamdado 2 months ago

    His dancing is the best

  • Antalia Panganiban
    Antalia Panganiban 2 months ago


  • Guap Guap Pop Pop
    Guap Guap Pop Pop 2 months ago

    Aye kings

  • Evan Taylor
    Evan Taylor 2 months ago

    I am glad this song blew up. Always one of my early favorites

  • Chris baez
    Chris baez 2 months ago

    Is it me or he looks like Kevin love the basketball player

  • Dman Productions
    Dman Productions 2 months ago

    He is a GOD

  • Grape koolaid
    Grape koolaid 2 months ago

    sounds like adam sandler sometimes.

  • SchMasHed
    SchMasHed 2 months ago

    Fuck I haven't heard "Whoop there it is" in like 20 years...fuck, i still know all the words.

  • Jonathan Haronian
    Jonathan Haronian 2 months ago

    I wish I could superlike this like tinder

  • Deanna Trahan
    Deanna Trahan 2 months ago

    Are those the 3D glasses for your TV?!

  • Jack Light
    Jack Light 2 months ago

    For real Lil Dicky has rapidly become my favourite rapper from the past 2 years!! What a G!!!

    I’m a rapper from the UK! If you get a chance, check out the music on my profile!

  • Tristin McKinstry
    Tristin McKinstry 2 months ago

    "I'm the Best like Jahvid but I ain't Lion"


  • KinderSquad
    KinderSquad 2 months ago

    So, which team is your favorite again?

  • KinderSquad
    KinderSquad 2 months ago

    Damn, his favorite teams never lose...

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