Simple Survival Life Hacks

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  • Choco Cat
    Choco Cat 2 days ago


  • megan musson
    megan musson 3 days ago

    Lol the first part tho

  • Jenni Locke
    Jenni Locke 11 days ago

    if you're in a situation where you need to make a stove out of a coffee can, you should probably hoard toilet paper. Doritos make better kindling, and then later when your ass cheeks are caked in shit from drinking questionable pond water, you don't have to wipe with a leaf :D

  • Javi Martinez
    Javi Martinez 18 days ago

    Be sure to read Survival Life review on my blog before you buy. Go to *noahreviews. com/survival-life-review/* Thanks. Lpd Dani.

  • L
    L 19 days ago

    2:51 Rick and Morty reference

  • Comedic Cat821
    Comedic Cat821 25 days ago

    oh no! im stranded and need food. let me grab my can opener and some crayons

  • Raptor Prouductions
    Raptor Prouductions 1 month ago

    an axolotol

  • Legendz Only
    Legendz Only 1 month ago


  • Ramdanu Habib
    Ramdanu Habib 1 month ago

    1:52="And Of Course Some Gloves"*opens 1.000 CS:GO Glove Cases*

  • Skunkzilla
    Skunkzilla 1 month ago

    Offfff course i always bring crayons in the wild, i totally need them!

  • Mich Irene
    Mich Irene 2 months ago

    if you're stuck in a wild where will you find a needle

  • Haezel John
    Haezel John 2 months ago

    A survival kit

  • Iqra Waheed
    Iqra Waheed 2 months ago

    this gonna help me in the hunger games

  • David WhatsThatAbout
    David WhatsThatAbout 3 months ago

    2:49 take a dump.. or eat..?
    no itchy ass.. or quenching hunger..?

  • Another Made Up Internet Subculture

    toilet paper hack was actually useful when you have no money and want lunch

  • Nancy Malek
    Nancy Malek 3 months ago

    My MOM cause I'm scared to be by myself LIKE NO NIGGA

  • X Flight
    X Flight 4 months ago

    My house

  • PlushSnatcher
    PlushSnatcher 4 months ago

    if you need a fire and have a lighter, then u don't need a lighter

  • Th3 RandomN3rd
    Th3 RandomN3rd 4 months ago

    Yep, cause is you don't bring a candle, then you'll always have some trusty crayola to work with(!)

  • Golden Dragon
    Golden Dragon 4 months ago

    nice intro

  • XCalvin_KlienX MCPE
    XCalvin_KlienX MCPE 4 months ago

    I'll bring 20 bottles of water a gun,10pcs. Of magazines and canned food

  • Bush Hog
    Bush Hog 4 months ago

    A knife

  • Pilgrim AJ
    Pilgrim AJ 4 months ago

    Yea be cuz I have crayons with me all the time........ yeah right.

  • ManiacalRed
    ManiacalRed 5 months ago

    I don't have a candle but I do have crayons... That makes sense lol

  • Kevin Muller
    Kevin Muller 5 months ago

    that was stupid the striker and the matches in one box

  • DevL Tryout
    DevL Tryout 5 months ago

    What would you bring in the woods
    Me - A Dildo

  • CMTreptow
    CMTreptow 5 months ago

    Why would I need to hind the fact I need to take a dump in the woods? When camping everyone will have to do it eventually.

  • Nicholas DeCarlo
    Nicholas DeCarlo 5 months ago

    i think it would be hard to make a knot with string

  • #team cyeborg
    #team cyeborg 5 months ago

    I can't reply to HH's comment because it has 500 replies. My answer is in the Replies of _this_ comment

    • #team cyeborg
      #team cyeborg 5 months ago

      A car. That works. And that will work until I can get to the nearest town.

  • Emma Nilson
    Emma Nilson 5 months ago

    Music in the beginning?

  • Icy Emma
    Icy Emma 6 months ago


  • super creepy crazy gamer ultimately beaten

    poor worm rip other half rip as well

    YAYA CHAVEZ 6 months ago

    my phone w/ service

  • Ron Delagarza
    Ron Delagarza 6 months ago

    3:29 break off the tip because the won't burn

  • random guy
    random guy 6 months ago

    My phone and a truck load of food and temporary heaters

  • Yoan Todorov
    Yoan Todorov 6 months ago

    Read Survival life review on my blog before you buy. Go to *stevenreviews. com/survival-life-review/* Thanks. Allan.

  • Richard Kaup
    Richard Kaup 6 months ago

    Where the fck are you going to get matches or a lighter in a survival situation?

  • Lyla B
    Lyla B 7 months ago

    2:53 R.I.P Toilet Paper

  • Carlos Delatorre
    Carlos Delatorre 7 months ago

    Davila nife

  • logan 90009
    logan 90009 7 months ago

    whats that aminal called 1:35

  • We Do It Outdoors
    We Do It Outdoors 7 months ago

    good stuff, i have a survival series i just started so people can prepare for the "Trumpocalypse" due to all these dumb riots and such

  • Sergio jr Martinez
    Sergio jr Martinez 7 months ago

    phone for survival life hacks

  • ayoung jeon
    ayoung jeon 7 months ago

    that ocsilotel is so cute a little

  • Ванја Чижбаноски


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  • devil Master
    devil Master 7 months ago

    where do you get that pet?

  • Dan 1511
    Dan 1511 7 months ago

    Who the hell would have a fire extinguisher in the woods

  • Isabella A Rossellini
    Isabella A Rossellini 8 months ago

    I love the last one for toilet paper. This would be a great thing for the car to keep the TP clean and store it in the trunk.

  • a bottle of milk
    a bottle of milk 8 months ago

    How the hell do you have an axelodel

  • LoSt Toxic
    LoSt Toxic 8 months ago

    im sorry you're in the wilderness... HOW WILL YOU FIND FUCKING CRAYONS?!?!?!?!??!

  • Blazen
    Blazen 8 months ago

    Yeah I'm totally gonna find some tp some crayons why not some alcohol too in the wilderness :l

  • Ayla Loves trooper
    Ayla Loves trooper 8 months ago

    my pony, trooper

  • mohammed islam
    mohammed islam 8 months ago

    What was the music at the beginning

  • Jennifer Prado
    Jennifer Prado 8 months ago

    Duct tape.

  • saito louise
    saito louise 8 months ago

    the most useful information is that leave to find north, but how i find a metal in the woods?

  • Mr. Campbell
    Mr. Campbell 8 months ago

    Yes youll be shit out of luck when you burn your tp for fire.

  • SpiritWolfy
    SpiritWolfy 8 months ago

    Or you could just dip the matches in candle wax to make them waterproof and they will still work.

  • Dubs J
    Dubs J 8 months ago

    Ok, if I'm in a "survival" situation, I'm NOT going to burn my TP. There are plenty of things in the woods to burn. I don't want to wipe with leaves, lol!

  • Naomi Martinez
    Naomi Martinez 8 months ago

    DO MORE SURVIVAL PLZ this really help me

  • All4Cookies
    All4Cookies 8 months ago

    What does he say when he says "we"?

    I AM A HUMAM 9 months ago

    hahaha like we would have that stuff

  • akilan nakanthiran
    akilan nakanthiran 9 months ago

    Asome dude

  • Fruity Figson
    Fruity Figson 9 months ago

    With strike anywhere matches you can forego the tic tax box and dip them in some candle wax. Not only does a wax coating protect them from water, it makes the matches last a lot longer as each match acts like a candle. This can be very useful when trying to start a fire in wet conditions

  • korhox
    korhox 9 months ago

    Where the hell you get those things if you get in to survival situation? :D For example: crayons? Who is carrying these things in normal backpack? :DDD

  • Olivia Widener
    Olivia Widener 9 months ago

    Nice pet. heh heh

  • Vnk Blumex
    Vnk Blumex 9 months ago


    ITHEKILLERI 9 months ago


  • Jb0ss Rocks
    Jb0ss Rocks 9 months ago

    I watching his videos in the middle of a hurricane in my area

  • Ask Joe Taylor
    Ask Joe Taylor 10 months ago

    seal the tic tacs container with duct tape

  • Ken Kov
    Ken Kov 10 months ago

    I thought your pet was a doll lol

  • HeckTockTv
    HeckTockTv 10 months ago


  • Leslie Huang
    Leslie Huang 10 months ago

    u put those crayons on ur kids birthday cake angd he will c
    yell at u CHEAPSKATE

  • Undertale-Temmie-
    Undertale-Temmie- 10 months ago

    DON'T EAT THE AXOLOTL YOU, YOU, YOu, You, you, umm... don't eat it ;-;

  • LRK007
    LRK007 10 months ago

    2:13 was trippy af

  • Jordan Nicholson
    Jordan Nicholson 10 months ago

    Everything is in actual favourite food

  • Warterlessgem
    Warterlessgem 10 months ago


  • Prizm_Chubzz
    Prizm_Chubzz 10 months ago

    I thought his pet was a banana

  • Chingiz Lodbrok
    Chingiz Lodbrok 11 months ago


  • Dania Younies
    Dania Younies 11 months ago

    0:01-0:04 how would a knife help you get water?🤔

    • BlazeChronicGreen420
      BlazeChronicGreen420 10 months ago

      many ways. cutting through ice to get fresh water, cutting certain tree branches or limbs, digging plants for water, plus alot more.

      do some research and learn up.

  • Thien Nguyen
    Thien Nguyen 11 months ago


  • Cameron Peterson
    Cameron Peterson 11 months ago

    why would you burn mountain money/ TP

  • Mylittlesisters
    Mylittlesisters 11 months ago

    Is he also the king of random?

  • Fiery Embers
    Fiery Embers 11 months ago

    I made the fishing hook hack! it was really easy

  • Tuxedo Mask
    Tuxedo Mask 11 months ago

    A helicopter

  • TPeng 04
    TPeng 04 11 months ago

    He didn't warn me I would have an allergic reaction to the dryer sheets. 😢

  • The Meme Himself
    The Meme Himself 11 months ago

    You have an Axolotl?

  • Jacob Nelson
    Jacob Nelson 11 months ago

    forget safety I'm 10 and I have a shotgun a knife collection lighter matches and bows

    • BlazeChronicGreen420
      BlazeChronicGreen420 10 months ago

      get off youtube you need to be 12 to make an account. meet someone like me and you're "collection" means nothing. if you want to be a man let someone show you what bare hands can do.

  • FisherKaT 860
    FisherKaT 860 11 months ago

    Cause I always have a pair of snips for making a hook in my back pocket you know

    • FisherKaT 860
      FisherKaT 860 8 months ago

      Video is about things that are commonly found around the house not something from a completely stocked survival bag..hence my argument to begin with

    • Jb0ss Rocks
      Jb0ss Rocks 8 months ago

      Liirum Laarum Pewkele In short, a big out back is usually a backpack or duffel bag that is filled up with tools in case of an emergency. Usually,mpeople fill a backpack up with simple tools and food like, a flashlight, cellphone, lighter or matches, utility knife, a bottle of water, and a few granola bars, or some other food non perishable food item. They also usually include a larger knife and sometimes a firearm. The backpack that is full with the items is then usually put in the family's safe room, or a room similar to one in case of some emergency when they either have to go to their safe room, or take their bug out bag and evacuate their home.

    • Anonymous User
      Anonymous User 8 months ago

      Jb0ss Rocks what the hell is a bug out bag

    • Jb0ss Rocks
      Jb0ss Rocks 9 months ago

      There is something called a bug out bag

  • Patricia Clark
    Patricia Clark 11 months ago

    *>> Survival Life Discount Offer 2016 <<*

  • Siyote
    Siyote 11 months ago

    3:43, what if your not in a bunch? what dose a crayon specify as an emergency

  • ComedicLucien 727
    ComedicLucien 727 11 months ago

    What was that thing in the water? Was that a Yellow mudkip and where can I get one?

  • the Phagit
    the Phagit 11 months ago

    hes cooking the egg on a WOOD table

    so much for "safety" lol

  • Noah Vega
    Noah Vega 1 year ago

    I've spent the past 2 hours watching these life hacks someone help

  • Nesdarnok
    Nesdarnok 1 year ago

    When the uk left the eu

  • Popy Owl
    Popy Owl 1 year ago

    I don't think you'll find this stuff in the wild

  • Saeed Shirazee
    Saeed Shirazee 1 year ago

    how do you tell if the pin is pointing north or south

    • Anonymous User
      Anonymous User 8 months ago

      BlazeChronicGreen420 in summer here in Finland the sun is up all night

    • Saeed Shirazee
      Saeed Shirazee 10 months ago

      I live on mars

    • BlazeChronicGreen420
      BlazeChronicGreen420 10 months ago

      it only works for certain places and if done correctly. the best way to judge direction is to learn how the sun moves in your part of the world. when you know how the sun moves it's almost impossible to not know direction unless you have 24 hours of sunlight like in the north at certain times.

  • ActiveShard
    ActiveShard 1 year ago

    inb4 gravity falls fans freak out because Axolotl

    MR. BEATS 1 year ago

    householdhacker i would bring you to anything with survival

    MR. BEATS 1 year ago

    i thought that thing in the water was fake
    and plastic

  • Dragan Zivkovic
    Dragan Zivkovic 1 year ago

    Just whip out your handy dandy scissors or wire cutters, because, you know, you always bring those around.

  • Kyra Sansone
    Kyra Sansone 1 year ago

    can openers??? AINT NO LEFTY GOT TIME FOR DAT.)

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