Dave Chapelle: terrorists on the plane

Comments: 8 493

  • YceBox
    YceBox 14 hours ago

    "Hello? White House? We've got five black-"
    "Hello...?"
    "Why did Obama just hung up on us!??"

  • Michael Hurley
    Michael Hurley 2 days ago

    LOL

  • KakiBangkuHD
    KakiBangkuHD 3 days ago

    There is no such thing as white peoples voice lol.

  • Mike Smith
    Mike Smith 4 days ago

    After Boko Haram though....this joke isn't true anymore. Shit's crazy these days.

  • Original Username
    Original Username 5 days ago

    Id like to know why the fuck youre making money off this mans work

  • Trey Valentin
    Trey Valentin 5 days ago

    "Come here lil n#%*@÷ baby mmmwah" I fucking died😂😂😂

  • Sean Fitz
    Sean Fitz 7 days ago

    Anyone else spot Robbie from ArsenalFanTV in the crowd?

  • Michael Provenzano
    Michael Provenzano 9 days ago

    "Come here little nigger baby" Fucking dead

  • Jimmy Fallon
    Jimmy Fallon 10 days ago

    Rick James brought me here.

  • Peter Joy
    Peter Joy 10 days ago

    "Those two pages in history are stuck together"
    That's wonderful

  • F. Adil Jumanne-Kobla BenAda'mtu

    So much for having a coke-head POTUS in the y'alls White house . . . closest to equal opportunity y'all have publically demonstrated. Done allowed one of each ethnicity caucasian and Heinz 57 to sit in. - - - - - That's right I wrote that! Go 'head an' post sutom back 'bout it.

  • MsUsagi513
    MsUsagi513 13 days ago

    "Terrorists don't take black hostages." Tell that to those girls Boko Haram kidnapped. And yet I remember the US really didn't do that much about it. Sure some celebrities did that silly hashtag about free our girls, but of course that wasn't helpful.

  • TechnocraticDreadnought

    terrorist are racit!XD

  • Sterling Wilson-Clements

    4:35 had me dying of laughter. lmfao

  • Mustafa Idol
    Mustafa Idol 20 days ago

    come here little nigger baby

  • It's Jokes
    It's Jokes 20 days ago

    Come here little nigger baby 😂😂😂

  • Gaz Bang
    Gaz Bang 26 days ago

    same

  • kelvin funmilade
    kelvin funmilade 27 days ago

    Why I'm I watching this at 3am..

  • Spray And Pray
    Spray And Pray 1 month ago

    Came here little nigga baby.OMG XD

  • Anuj K
    Anuj K 1 month ago

    I am big fan Dave but couldn't take how you compared the asian looking guy to Chinese but instantly when you said one black guy from Nigeria, I don't blame you I would have done same mistake by calling him Somalian.

  • HereIsRick
    HereIsRick 1 month ago

    look at all the dumb niggers cheering everything that paints G Dubya in a bad light. Little do they know he would be President!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stupid niggers.

  • EJ P
    EJ P 1 month ago

    Yeah, Bill Clinton has SO much character...who believes this shit??? Oh yeah, Chapelle fans. He says basis his voting on character, then washes all slick willy's sins away by saying he wasn't the first presidents to do it. Then I guess everyone should do it, lie, cheat, steal..repeat.

  • HybridFlu
    HybridFlu 1 month ago

    Send some Newport. lol

  • Chris Coyne
    Chris Coyne 1 month ago

    I miss his presence in comedy. Life has really been hard on him, he's just not the same.

  • Dark Matter
    Dark Matter 1 month ago

    Comedians are Professors.

  • No I'm Dirty Dan!
    No I'm Dirty Dan! 1 month ago

    This audience is darker than my search history

  • InProgress
    InProgress 1 month ago

    Dave would be needed so much in today's world! Straight out political uncorrectness.

  • CloseProximity
    CloseProximity 1 month ago

    Are people seriously trying to debate a comedy routine in the comments?? Fucking pathetic!! Just watch the video, laugh and shut the fuck up!! JEEZ

  • Enclave
    Enclave 1 month ago

    Sniffing cocaine might be fine for a mayor...was this filmed in Toronto?

  • Epicnp.64
    Epicnp.64 1 month ago

    Kevin Hart's funnier

  • Mike Mauldin
    Mike Mauldin 1 month ago

    I will sign the treaty. There will be peace in Israel 😂😂😂

  • tony parker
    tony parker 1 month ago

    "come here lil'nigger baby"lol

  • PhreezePhoenix
    PhreezePhoenix 1 month ago

    "Ehh. Oh boy!" LMAOOO

  • Luigi M
    Luigi M 1 month ago

    How are there almost 4K votes down? I am asking for some details...I'm just not getting how this isn't funny.

  • nicoyablazer88
    nicoyablazer88 1 month ago

    FYI JFK tapped that for sure!!

  • nicoyablazer88
    nicoyablazer88 1 month ago

    Hahahahaha " That might be fine for a Major" Lmfao

  • Kodie Jc
    Kodie Jc 1 month ago

    4:53 i fucking lost it

  • There-are No-Gods
    There-are No-Gods 1 month ago

    I fly with terrorists all the time and never had a problem...........Thanks to Emirates.

  • Cristian Smistad
    Cristian Smistad 1 month ago

    Lmfao he's giving Bush shit does he know about Obama's past? Probs just ignored it cause the dude was black

    • Cristian Smistad
      Cristian Smistad 1 month ago

      Ik ik, I'm talking when Obama got on the ticket and the entire black community was championing him as the best thing of all time. Chappelle was probs a part of that group, that is unless he went full Ben Carson mode


    • Kaden O'Keene
      Kaden O'Keene 1 month ago

      This was before anybody even knew who Obama was


  • Robert Jensen
    Robert Jensen 1 month ago

    The way he switches on a dime from black voice to white voice is amazing. Hell, he can do any accent he wants.

  • TheJR1948
    TheJR1948 1 month ago

    American stand up is crap

  • Burnin Colours
    Burnin Colours 1 month ago

    Hey look. The nigglet niggels.

    #Humor

  • Cousin_Vlogs
    Cousin_Vlogs 1 month ago

    His white person voice sounds like obama

  • Murmad Man
    Murmad Man 1 month ago

    Terrorists don't take black hostages, because blacks aren't doing the terrorizing

  • Vishesh Singh
    Vishesh Singh 1 month ago

    hello we got 5 black ... hello? 😂

  • Dyderich Schmidt
    Dyderich Schmidt 1 month ago

    Hang on? Cocaine sniffing OK for Mayor but not for President...ohhh....guess Americans made a boo boo when they allowed Obama for 8 years from his cocaine sniffing past :P

  • Jacob Hoss
    Jacob Hoss 1 month ago

    Dave's white guy voice sounds eerily like former Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick.

  • Juan Gonzalez
    Juan Gonzalez 1 month ago

    come here lil niggerbaby

  • Wyatt Hulse
    Wyatt Hulse 1 month ago

    I lost it at "sign the treaty baby, I'll suck yo dick!"😂

  • Jeremy E
    Jeremy E 1 month ago

    Amazing how much it was not a big deal to make racist jokes from the 90s with Chris rock through till 2011 with Dave Chappelle. Hmm ironically Obama became president almost the exact time racism became a hate only thing and the comedy aspect was lost. Thus the division started and now is..divided. Thanks obama for messing up literally everything that was still great in America. If he wasn't a Muslim I'd call him a n-word for that shit.

    Well how did I do? That was my attempt at bringing back funny racism! 😂

  • CaityBlack Cherry
    CaityBlack Cherry 1 month ago

    Lawd he said those two pages were stuck together 😩😩😩

  • Abhishek Sharma
    Abhishek Sharma 1 month ago

    He sure does get a lot of love from them brothas... those standing ovations and shit.

  • A Burrito
    A Burrito 1 month ago

    lmao Clinton was busier than Kennedy? 😂😂😂😂 yeah rrrrrrrright

  • yowzephyr
    yowzephyr 1 month ago

    Chapelle frightens me a bit. I laugh so hard that I'm afraid I'm gonna burst a blood vessel.

  • phil smith
    phil smith 1 month ago

    the teamster drivers ,in ga., cracking thier whips, were crackers. ga. crackers were a team in the aaa baseball league in atlanta.

  • Stones Levi
    Stones Levi 1 month ago

    4:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂 dead

  • Sugga Cubez
    Sugga Cubez 1 month ago

    I lose it everytime he makes white guy voices

  • Yasser Khan
    Yasser Khan 1 month ago

    this is gold

  • Llama Commander
    Llama Commander 1 month ago

    *Gasp* Mister President...

  • TheTheratfarmer
    TheTheratfarmer 1 month ago

    no one talks about native american's. crack some jokes (Dave), we are real humans.

  • Michelle W
    Michelle W 1 month ago

    Bahhhhhhhhh😂

  • Kaliss
    Kaliss 1 month ago

    215 black victims were killed on 9/11. Funny joke, but not really relevant.

  • Gang Green Honcho
    Gang Green Honcho 1 month ago

    "Everybody, get on the fucking ground! NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!" That Arab voice killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Damon Lee
    Damon Lee 1 month ago

    this man has better delivery than pizza Hut and that shits .3 miles away

  • Kevin F
    Kevin F 1 month ago

    Chappelles "white person" voice is one of my favorite parts about his sets "DAVE! Dave, come on with the voting. Tryin to tell ya bout fucking my wife here. Askin me all these personal questions." His white face in The Chappelle show is icing on the cake.

  • Odd M.A.S
    Odd M.A.S 1 month ago

    Dave Chapelle is Legend

  • Deel2506
    Deel2506 1 month ago

    every line gets me laughing, dunno how he does that

  • Duston McCreary
    Duston McCreary 1 month ago

    Funny but some inaccuracies. JFK had much more to deal with than Clinton at the time.

  • Armani Nguon
    Armani Nguon 1 month ago

    LOL that salute at the end

  • LizardKing1324
    LizardKing1324 1 month ago

    Jesus look at the fans! This is the most I've ever seen a comedian kill it. The laughs and claps are HUGE and they're trying to give him a standing ovation throughout the jokes... Legendary

  • arrghgarry
    arrghgarry 1 month ago

    come here nigger baby ..fucking spot on about Bush the cunt

  • Francis Reynolds
    Francis Reynolds 1 month ago

    Marion Barry had a documented in office crack addiction. The only documentation that George Bush snorted cocaine was when he was in college decades before he was president. 5:08 for the black community's response.

  • Duro Ajayi
    Duro Ajayi 1 month ago

    "sign the treaty mane.... I'll suck yo dick"

  • Christmas snow
    Christmas snow 2 months ago

    dave chappelle will always be my number one all time comedian

  • Matty S
    Matty S 2 months ago

    'I think those black guys are gonna try and save us'....mmmm mmmm

    I died.

  • Joseph Scott
    Joseph Scott 2 months ago

    "Chappelle is just the funniest guy ever." -- Norm Macdonald, 2014.

  • Matt Warden
    Matt Warden 2 months ago

    It white person voice sounds like Obama

  • Cirby Shottas
    Cirby Shottas 2 months ago

    "come here little nigga baby" lol

  • oak mitchell
    oak mitchell 2 months ago

    what happen to this Chappelle.his Netflix shit is terrible.

  • Dot Pr
    Dot Pr 2 months ago

    shout out to ray ray and big Steve 😄😄😄😃😃😃😃😂😂😂

  • Ali Haydar
    Ali Haydar 2 months ago

    send some newports lmfao

  • Rod Stiffington
    Rod Stiffington 2 months ago

    Legend!

  • Mark
    Mark 2 months ago

    another dumb ass coconut , fucking clinton disciples, your all better for society used as fertilizer

  • receo11
    receo11 2 months ago

    You need something of value to negotiate with.

  • Shane Sprague
    Shane Sprague 2 months ago

    Dave Chappell is the shit.

  • wallstreetfox3
    wallstreetfox3 2 months ago

    Has anybody been to Yellow Springs, Ohio where he is from? Youngs dairy has the best brownies.

  • Fire Marshall Bill
    Fire Marshall Bill 2 months ago

    Dave Chappell is hilarious

  • TheMegaGamingWizard
    TheMegaGamingWizard 2 months ago

    whole vid is gold

  • jac of harts
    jac of harts 2 months ago

    Almost as good as Luan Loud

  • karl pietrzak
    karl pietrzak 2 months ago

    love the jokes but a little to political

  • Robert Carran
    Robert Carran 2 months ago

    I'd vote for Clinton? Does Dave know how many blacks were jailed because of his policies? Really sad.

    • Idriss ALI AHMED
      Idriss ALI AHMED 1 month ago

      Yeah He knew that but for comedic purpose he just told us jokes instead.


  • Browny
    Browny 2 months ago

    Only read the title and I know this is gonna be funny as fuck

  • Fooligans Tv
    Fooligans Tv 2 months ago

    This was not funny

  • Harry Robertson
    Harry Robertson 2 months ago

    effort psychological equity team seek greatly lucky cheek retain grow.

  • Chiefshadow4
    Chiefshadow4 2 months ago

    Too low energy for a big time comedian. Used to think he was funny, till I grew up.

  • Bee Whistler
    Bee Whistler 2 months ago

    Okay, he's not wrong about the voting, but the reason white people don't want to say who they're voting for is that we're all conditioned to avoid the subject because everyone has at least one politics obsessed opinionated dickweed relative or friend who won't just leave it the hell alone if you want to vote for someone they don't like. Like they will ask you who you're voting for just so they can have something to rant about, it's never meant to be a discussion, it's all about showing off why they're smarter and your candidate is a criminal and a fool and so are you for voting for them, telling you you're throwing your vote away if you go third party, etc. So yeah, after a while when someone asks, your knee jerk response is "The hell? Like I'm gonna admit it, I know your freaking game!"

  • Sheila Ber
    Sheila Ber 2 months ago

    I enjoyed Dave Chapelle's comedy very much. He's indeed very talented.

  • Blake Jordan
    Blake Jordan 2 months ago

    ....
    **Whispers**
    "I think those black guys are gonna try to save us."

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