I almost pissed myselfðð
I love you Dave!!!
A comedic genius.
That shirt is way too big
The Bob part killed me lmao
come on...sign the treaty baby..ððð
"Come here little nigga baby! Mmmmwaaaa!" I'm deadðððThe voiceð¤£ð¤£ð¤£
Why negros segregate themselves? Cannot understand.
NEXT TO EDDIE MURPHY, TYLER PERRY DAVES. THE KOOLEST COMEDIAN! ðð·ðºð¸
"He'll be at meetings, embarrassing America and shit"
Trump be like ð
Terrorists don't hold blacks hostage.... this is deeper than I thought
Fast forward to today and now he knows about boko haram taking black children as hostages. Still haven't returned them all.
Doesn't get better than Dave.Â He is one of the last real comedians. He should take over one of the late night shows. Sooooooooooooooooo funny!
thats donald trump selling info to the russians
White people will NEVER tell you who they're voting for.
lmaoooo he said we cant have a crackhead as a president its okay for a mayor tho...I fucking lost it thats right i loved our mayor back in the day in DC
Chapelle better than Eddie Murphy.
so anyways I was fucking my wife in the ass lol
Why does Bob sound like Barack Obama?
come here little nigger baby mmwahhh
the Crowd just love him.
The reason white people don't divulge their political preferences to blacks is that whites commonly agree with the opposite side, and blacks are so often beligerant and aggressive so they begin talking shit and threatening white people for having different views, even before any insight. Just say "I don't like Obama." and they'll yell at you angrily. That, exactly, has happened to me.
Literally 99% of black voters didn't vote for Obama BC they all just happened to love his politics. Say you don't like Obama to black ppl and you could get yourself killed for not liking black ppl, to them, they're so racist, by the proof in those numbers
What I actually said was "I like Obama as a person. But I think he was a horrible president". And boy did that cause almost fighting hostility
Come get little nigger baby
this is why black people annoy me. the niggas in the crowd over acting is cringy and annoying.
"Hello, we've got 5 black... hello?" gets me every time ðððð
"You know why history never talks about that?" Because it isn't proven...
3.983 don't know how to laugh
he meant to say peace in Palestine not israhell
He is so funny :D
"Hello? White House? We've got five black-"
"Why did Obama just hung up on us!??"
There is no such thing as white peoples voice lol.
After Boko Haram though....this joke isn't true anymore. Shit's crazy these days.
Id like to know why the fuck youre making money off this mans work
"Come here lil n#%*@Ã· baby mmmwah" I fucking diedððð
Anyone else spot Robbie from ArsenalFanTV in the crowd?
"Come here little nigger baby" Fucking dead
Rick James brought me here.
"Those two pages in history are stuck together"
So much for having a coke-head POTUS in the y'alls White house . . . closest to equal opportunity y'all have publically demonstrated. Done allowed one of each ethnicity caucasian and Heinz 57 to sit in. - - - - - That's right I wrote that! Go 'head an' post sutom back 'bout it.
"Terrorists don't take black hostages." Tell that to those girls Boko Haram kidnapped. And yet I remember the US really didn't do that much about it. Sure some celebrities did that silly hashtag about free our girls, but of course that wasn't helpful.
terrorist are racit!XD
4:35 had me dying of laughter. lmfao
come here little nigger baby
Come here little nigger baby ððð
Why I'm I watching this at 3am..
Came here little nigga baby.OMG XD
I am big fan Dave but couldn't take how you compared the asian looking guy to Chinese but instantly when you said one black guy from Nigeria, I don't blame you I would have done same mistake by calling him Somalian.
look at all the dumb niggers cheering everything that paints G Dubya in a bad light. Little do they know he would be President!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stupid niggers.
Yeah, Bill Clinton has SO much character...who believes this shit??? Oh yeah, Chapelle fans. He says basis his voting on character, then washes all slick willy's sins away by saying he wasn't the first presidents to do it. Then I guess everyone should do it, lie, cheat, steal..repeat.
Send some Newport. lol
I miss his presence in comedy. Life has really been hard on him, he's just not the same.
Comedians are Professors.
This audience is darker than my search history
Dave would be needed so much in today's world! Straight out political uncorrectness.
Are people seriously trying to debate a comedy routine in the comments?? Fucking pathetic!! Just watch the video, laugh and shut the fuck up!! JEEZ
Sniffing cocaine might be fine for a mayor...was this filmed in Toronto?
Kevin Hart's funnier
I will sign the treaty. There will be peace in Israel ððð
"come here lil'nigger baby"lol
"Ehh. Oh boy!" LMAOOO
How are there almost 4K votes down? I am asking for some details...I'm just not getting how this isn't funny.
FYI JFK tapped that for sure!!
Hahahahaha " That might be fine for a Major" Lmfao
4:53 i fucking lost it
I fly with terrorists all the time and never had a problem...........Thanks to Emirates.
Lmfao he's giving Bush shit does he know about Obama's past? Probs just ignored it cause the dude was black
Ik ik, I'm talking when Obama got on the ticket and the entire black community was championing him as the best thing of all time. Chappelle was probs a part of that group, that is unless he went full Ben Carson mode
This was before anybody even knew who Obama was
The way he switches on a dime from black voice to white voice is amazing. Hell, he can do any accent he wants.
American stand up is crap
Hey look. The nigglet niggels.
His white person voice sounds like obama
Terrorists don't take black hostages, because blacks aren't doing the terrorizing
hello we got 5 black ... hello? ð
Hang on? Cocaine sniffing OK for Mayor but not for President...ohhh....guess Americans made a boo boo when they allowed Obama for 8 years from his cocaine sniffing past :P
Dave's white guy voice sounds eerily like former Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick.
come here lil niggerbaby
I lost it at "sign the treaty baby, I'll suck yo dick!"ð
Amazing how much it was not a big deal to make racist jokes from the 90s with Chris rock through till 2011 with Dave Chappelle. Hmm ironically Obama became president almost the exact time racism became a hate only thing and the comedy aspect was lost. Thus the division started and now is..divided. Thanks obama for messing up literally everything that was still great in America. If he wasn't a Muslim I'd call him a n-word for that shit.
Well how did I do? That was my attempt at bringing back funny racism! ð
Lawd he said those two pages were stuck together ð©ð©ð©
He sure does get a lot of love from them brothas... those standing ovations and shit.
lmao Clinton was busier than Kennedy? ðððð yeah rrrrrrrright
Chapelle frightens me a bit. I laugh so hard that I'm afraid I'm gonna burst a blood vessel.
the teamster drivers ,in ga., cracking thier whips, were crackers. ga. crackers were a team in the aaa baseball league in atlanta.
4:38 ðððððð dead
I lose it everytime he makes white guy voices
this is gold
*Gasp* Mister President...
no one talks about native american's. crack some jokes (Dave), we are real humans.
215 black victims were killed on 9/11. Funny joke, but not really relevant.
"Everybody, get on the fucking ground! NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!" That Arab voice killed me ðððððð
this man has better delivery than pizza Hut and that shits .3 miles away
Chappelles "white person" voice is one of my favorite parts about his sets "DAVE! Dave, come on with the voting. Tryin to tell ya bout fucking my wife here. Askin me all these personal questions." His white face in The Chappelle show is icing on the cake.
Dave Chapelle is Legend
every line gets me laughing, dunno how he does that
Funny but some inaccuracies. JFK had much more to deal with than Clinton at the time.