Dave Chapelle: why terrorists won't take black people as hostage

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Author oak mitchell ( ago)
what happen to this Chappelle.his Netflix shit is terrible.

Author Dot Pr ( ago)
shout out to ray ray and big Steve 😄😄😄😃😃😃😃😂😂😂

Author Ali Haydar ( ago)
send some newports lmfao

Author Rod Stiffington ( ago)

Author Mark ( ago)
another dumb ass coconut , fucking clinton disciples, your all better for society used as fertilizer

Author receo11 ( ago)
You need something of value to negotiate with.

Author Shane Sprague ( ago)
Dave Chappell is the shit.

Author wallstreetfox3 ( ago)
Has anybody been to Yellow Springs, Ohio where he is from? Youngs dairy has the best brownies.

Author Fire Marshall Bill ( ago)
Dave Chappell is hilarious

Author TheMegaGamingWizard ( ago)
whole vid is gold

Author jac of harts ( ago)
Almost as good as Luan Loud

Author karl pietrzak ( ago)
love the jokes but a little to political

Author Robert Carran ( ago)
I'd vote for Clinton? Does Dave know how many blacks were jailed because of his policies? Really sad.

Author Browny ( ago)
Only read the title and I know this is gonna be funny as fuck

Author silver sniper ( ago)
This was not funny

Author Harry Robertson ( ago)
effort psychological equity team seek greatly lucky cheek retain grow.

Author Chiefshadow4 ( ago)
Too low energy for a big time comedian. Used to think he was funny, till I grew up.

Author Bee Whistler ( ago)
Okay, he's not wrong about the voting, but the reason white people don't want to say who they're voting for is that we're all conditioned to avoid the subject because everyone has at least one politics obsessed opinionated dickweed relative or friend who won't just leave it the hell alone if you want to vote for someone they don't like. Like they will ask you who you're voting for just so they can have something to rant about, it's never meant to be a discussion, it's all about showing off why they're smarter and your candidate is a criminal and a fool and so are you for voting for them, telling you you're throwing your vote away if you go third party, etc. So yeah, after a while when someone asks, your knee jerk response is "The hell? Like I'm gonna admit it, I know your freaking game!"

Author Sheila Ber ( ago)
I enjoyed Dave Chapelle's comedy very much. He's indeed very talented.

Author Blake Jordan ( ago)
"I think those black guys are gonna try to save us."

Author don donnie ( ago)

Author Luis Gomez ( ago)

Author essie finch ( ago)

Author Big Swing Face ( ago)
Why? Because no one, not even stinking lousy terrorists, want to deal with blacks.

Author Sami alamry ( ago)
black people are funny and gentle

Author Rafael Fernandes ( ago)
ahahahaha come here little nigga baby. Damn Dave is lit!!!

Author Kiyoki Fujin ( ago)
5:50 ".... Sign the treaty baby..! I'll suck your dick!" I literally lost it, I laughed so hard!

Author 0 0 ( ago)
Because you can't pay ransom with ebt. We all know this even isis.

Author Nikki Sokol ( ago)
The man is a comic genius. And yes he does that white diction perfectly.

Author Randy Hendrix ( ago)
so I was fucking my wife in the ass.. Dave! lmao

Author Scott Stevens ( ago)
Really it's not black on white it's rich on poor especially in nz

Author Scott Stevens ( ago)
No they kill the black people first call they don't think black people are the bargaining chips.

Author spudnic88 ( ago)
that nigga crazy

Author Manav Sharma ( ago)
this guy is funny

Author Anisa J ( ago)
We may not be able to have a coke head president but we can have an oompa loompa president.

Author Charles Lee ( ago)
Clinton threw the black father in prison and replaced him with a welfare state.

Author USS Trekky ( ago)
He wasn't funny in Con Air, and he's not funny now...

Author adamatomic41 ( ago)
Interestingly, I bet he had no problem with Obama having admitted to doing cocaine in the past.

Author David Honan ( ago)

Author Grant Goldberg ( ago)
The reason you never see it is two fold: one, nobody would pay any money for black people. They're broke and so is everyone they know. Two, blacks are too lazy to get off there welfare collecting asses to go anywhere besides the corner store for malt liquor and fried chicken.

Author redcomic619 ( ago)
How times have changed. White people have no problem sharing their views now. Before you even hear anything out of their mouth, you'll see a big ass Trump sticker in your face as you drive behind them on the highway.

Author Arnold Swaggernigger ( ago)
That is funny as fuck 😀😀😀😁

Author djmocha7 ( ago)
8:55 "And to top it off--" what? Don't end the video like that. I wanna know

Author toe-tuk ( ago)
ole dave hasn't figured it out yet,, its bc they are brothas,,  most people from the middle east are half blood negros that's why

Author DUSTY1373 ( ago)

Author Matthew5to8 ( ago)
Ovomit also snorted cocaine.

Author Mr Wagner ( ago)
Dave Chapelle: why terrorists won't take black people as hostage

Author MrSmart199 ( ago)
why do i keep getting Dave in my suggestions? Oh yeah because hes fucking awesome!

Author Matthew Hudson ( ago)
Clinton's for prison

Author James Haburn ( ago)
How can you dislike this? Seriously.

Author ese.hombre ( ago)
Is it because no one would pay the ramsom?

Author glenn yarzagaray ( ago)
he got every time hahahaha

Author thatbigtimeg ( ago)
lmao this is always gonna be funny

Author Jimmy Watts ( ago)
Greatest comedian of all time not even close

Author brother man bill jeff ( ago)
There are plenty of pictures of Black people being executed by terroris on the internet... idiot

Author Brandon Webb ( ago)
"Bitch my family's here!"

Author Zirx ( ago)
Clinton is why black people are poor lol irony

Author Do Bo ( ago)
DAve talks about sucking dick. The audience stands up to give him standing ovation. Typical niggers lol

Author enemay ( ago)
This some racist shit Dave, but it's funny cause it's true. XD

Author GoddessBlueYozakura ( ago)
Lmao @ send some Newports!

Author Suyash Awasthi ( ago)
His terrorist accent is no good. Sounds more Indian than middle eastern.

Author GardenState Pusher ( ago)

Author JuventusFC05 ( ago)
Dave is a comedy legend

Author Dylan L. ( ago)
Because terrorists are weak and black people will fight back but white people won't.

Author G Kab ( ago)
I tried to laugh, I really tried!

Author handofmidas 27 ( ago)
im sirry i dont mean to offend anyone but how should i call them w out offending them?...kinda serious here thanks

Author PRBBEUSMC ( ago)
Im glad this nigger got hooked on heroin.

Author Joanne Wilson ( ago)
Bill Clinton was a coke head president hahaha.

Author juan Blancas ( ago)
best in my eyes hands down. this brother legit

Author Moif ( ago)
I wish America would have taken Dave's advice about paying attention to a presidential candidate's character...

Author Emoji T ( ago)

Author aftmost mender 3 ( ago)

Author Karabo Ramosamo ( ago)
The crowd is amazing! You can tell they won't regret buying their tickets

Author Bob Troll Heath ( ago)
They enslave you guys not take you for ransome lol

Author Man Fig ( ago)
"Sign the treaty baby." Lmao!

Author kuribo1 ( ago)
One of the navy sailors on the TWA flight back in 1985 was a black dude...just saying.

Author Matthew Sunday ( ago)
content thief

Author davey crockett ( ago)
Clinton has a black son dim wits yes a bastard not acknowledged.

Author go2mikerenzi ( ago)
wow ..what a racist nigger!

Author isz v ( ago)
who wants Dave Chappelle back

Author WanderingStar ( ago)
"That might be fine for a mayor..." RIP Rob Ford

Author Jon Madison ( ago)
@3:51 hahahahahahhAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAHHH

Author Vincent Kline ( ago)
D.C. is a rare talent... an American treasure🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 a leader for the beleaugered masses to hear and learn from.

Author ArabMusic23 ( ago)
Oh my fucking god I can't stop laughing hahahahaha

Author David Blaine ( ago)
Fuck Clinton!

Author Akif Abidi ( ago)
If this dude took one look at trumps character😂😂

Author Melancholia09 ( ago)
Hmmm Letsee.....the last video I saw where a black person asked a white person who they voted for ended with the 5 blacks stomping the shit out of the white person. So.....Dave wonders why we keep our "Political Affiliations" to ourselves?

Author Hari Arja ( ago)
Respect ✊🏼 😊

Author Regina Wilson ( ago)
if you want to know who is a racist, just go to a dave chapelle show!!!.everyone!!!

Author ijusdontknow Jones ( ago)
he's amazing but black balled for the Truth

Author James Youngblood ( ago)
Obama did cocaine

Author W Lee ( ago)
Still funny as hell several years later.

Author Andre C ( ago)
Of Detroit's 14 yr. olds a mere 7/100 can read, any only 4/100 can add-subtract. Very soon they will breed... Niggers view public assistance (begging) as an entitlement. "We're only niggers, so ....."

Author Andre C ( ago)
Niggers are such simpletons, soo easily entertained. Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid. No wonder niggers are such failures. Mired in their own stupidity, lifelong.

Author Minoru Mineta ( ago)
😂😂😂Dave Chapelle is a Legend 👍

Author AciD TacoZ ( ago)
I want to see him talk about trump lol

Author lokienvy ( ago)
"Stop sucking the ambassador's dick!"

Author JohnRottieWick ( ago)
The terroists will want to kill the selves after one hour with a ghetto black woman. The most obnoxious loud shit ever

Author Ben Dover ( ago)
"Come here little nigga baby"

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