Every Hitman’s Worst Nightmare

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Comments: 3 129

  • Naira Gar
    Naira Gar 12 hours ago

    the guy with the glasses reminds me of keith from buzzfeed

  • Rory Folan
    Rory Folan 19 hours ago

    I heard they invented a new version of this rifle with brand new fidget spinner ammunition.

  • Lydia Jordan
    Lydia Jordan 1 day ago

    why is he so hot cries

  • Ayrton Williams
    Ayrton Williams 3 days ago

    reupload... they just did it a long time ago and posted it again

  • Inevermiss 102
    Inevermiss 102 3 days ago

    Behold.... THE 80s SNIPER RIFLE!!!!!!!!

  • nadiarose
    nadiarose 4 days ago

    zac is hot

  • A glorified microwave on legs

    So, he ran out of ammo for I don't know.... A PISTOL

  • Cis Staright White MeatEating Male Shitlord

    Auto sniper noob, real hitmans use a bolt action sniper rifle

  • Luke Davis
    Luke Davis 4 days ago

    I think you should of made the guy getting killed a really nice guy so he dosnt want to kill him

  • John Oliver
    John Oliver 5 days ago

    im gonna use every frame where he is _not_ posing and turn it inter a GIF meme.

  • Lemon
    Lemon 7 days ago

    why tf would he want to be IN THE SAME BUILDING?

  • Cat Ivy
    Cat Ivy 7 days ago

    lmao i actually turned him into a meme

  • Pierre Gamboa
    Pierre Gamboa 9 days ago

    Is that kylo ren? Smae scar on the face...yeh

  • Ryan Friedman
    Ryan Friedman 9 days ago

    RIP The Representation of me

  • Paul Lenski
    Paul Lenski 11 days ago

    I don't think the writers get how a gun works.

  • El Chekis
    El Chekis 14 days ago

    Sicario de mexico

  • Vageegee Smithins
    Vageegee Smithins 14 days ago


  • BlaZe119 BG
    BlaZe119 BG 16 days ago

    literally using a sniper with a sniper scope... to shoot a target literally a couple metres away...

  • renol delvabh
    renol delvabh 16 days ago

    This some funny shit

  • Backstage Bum
    Backstage Bum 17 days ago

    Checking in to see if collegehumor got over it's shit phase and went back to classic stuff. Nope still shit. k bye

  • Grammar Nazi
    Grammar Nazi 17 days ago

    I hate it when this happens

  • Omar Sharif
    Omar Sharif 17 days ago

    lol he's using s sniper rifle from that distance

  • collin dee
    collin dee 18 days ago

    this would is what it would be like if every gun rights case lost. so many safeties.

  • The monster Ozz
    The monster Ozz 19 days ago

    It's like the nerf modulus system

  • lee Roberts
    lee Roberts 19 days ago

    dude thats jonah from veep

  • Test
    Test 20 days ago

    I can't believe how relatable this is

  • Shelmet Exploud
    Shelmet Exploud 25 days ago

    Wait, so Zach actually did get his man?

  • Joseph Stalin
    Joseph Stalin 25 days ago

    The best Hitman was the one that killed Hitler

  • Siddhartha K V R
    Siddhartha K V R 26 days ago

    that twist tho!

  • Bart Geerts
    Bart Geerts 28 days ago

    starring Keanu Gordon-Levitt

  • Hey Plays
    Hey Plays 1 month ago

    Did he buy that rifle from Ikea?

  • Antiochus III
    Antiochus III 1 month ago

    Kylo Ren's stunt double

  • TJ Canterberry
    TJ Canterberry 1 month ago

    He was whistling the law and order theme at the end lol

  • The Ultimate Lord
    The Ultimate Lord 1 month ago

    Wow when he watched a tutorial n drunk coffe I laughed super hard

  • catzan.74
    catzan.74 1 month ago

    So relatable

  • Hiro Fox
    Hiro Fox 1 month ago

    I can totally relate

  • Quan Li
    Quan Li 1 month ago

    I mean, didn't he got his job done???

  • Future Gamings
    Future Gamings 1 month ago

    Please make something about OKINAWA

  • Aidan Walter
    Aidan Walter 1 month ago


  • Randy Savage
    Randy Savage 1 month ago

    OH ShIt it's Caldwell, that's my Drawfee boi!!!

  • James Sirot
    James Sirot 1 month ago

    Is his name Glenn or grant

  • jeddy deddy
    jeddy deddy 1 month ago

    Doesn't that guy look A LOT like the guy from iron fist

  • Bob Builder
    Bob Builder 1 month ago

    Is he in iron fist as Ward meachum

  • Jimmy Nguyen
    Jimmy Nguyen 1 month ago

    What sniper does he own?

  • Jason Hedges
    Jason Hedges 1 month ago

    All I was thinking the whole time was that it wouldn't shoot because he never chambered a round

  • TheSwagginNarwhal Its Legit

    Nah a real hitman's worst nightmare are TWINS

  • Beer Tuben
    Beer Tuben 1 month ago

    This was great👍🏼

  • Pls Explain Life 3
    Pls Explain Life 3 1 month ago

    Yes I'm 10 ft away I must get my sniper

  • Agnaye Ochani
    Agnaye Ochani 1 month ago

    Notice how none of us mind Grant being assassinated? 😂

  • skit mofo
    skit mofo 1 month ago

    *Plot twist it was a nerf gun

  • Diplex
    Diplex 1 month ago

    John wick 3

  • Winters
    Winters 1 month ago


  • Tell Me About Your Butthurt

    all that shit on the gun reminds me of what CoD has become

  • CrudeToons
    CrudeToons 1 month ago

    Get outta here drawfee dood.

  • ParanoeX
    ParanoeX 1 month ago

    undoubtedly the worst assassin ever..

  • Vladislav McCheekiBreek

    Why is he in the building

  • Carlos Christ
    Carlos Christ 1 month ago

    overly dramtic scar

  • SmaIIz 14
    SmaIIz 14 1 month ago

    Yeah cause you'd totally set up a sniper INSIDE the building you're shooting into. Yeah real stealthy and something a hit man would do, sure.

  • Zxylo 5
    Zxylo 5 1 month ago

    This Hitman played a lot of CoD, He uses a damn sniper rifle in an interior instead of I don't know, a shotgun?

  • Standard Teo
    Standard Teo 1 month ago

    I thought you were gonna make Grant a nice guy and that being the Hitman's worst nightmare.

  • Double King Donut
    Double King Donut 1 month ago

    I love how they use music from Prince of Persia.

  • KingdomOfFandoms
    KingdomOfFandoms 1 month ago

    Okay but am I the only one who thinks Zac is fucking hot

  • Prizzo Hann
    Prizzo Hann 1 month ago

    What a twist!

  • Pink Guy
    Pink Guy 1 month ago

    He didn't once check the mag, what a retard.

  • Theresa Algeri
    Theresa Algeri 1 month ago

    hitmans worst nightmare hit on his mom

  • mefsh
    mefsh 1 month ago

    Somebody has a black eye.

  • blazinghookshot
    blazinghookshot 1 month ago

    Xcom all over again...

  • Farkeedee[VP]
    Farkeedee[VP] 1 month ago

    I feel like the sniper here is from tf2 because of the weird and unusual sniper rifles

  • laser14344
    laser14344 1 month ago

    No, I'm pretty sure an assassin's worst nightmare is Andrew Jackson

  • TooMuchHentai
    TooMuchHentai 1 month ago

    sniper rifle...but he's like less than 5 ft away

  • The Atheist Commenter

    A real hitman would run in while wearing full plates armor with a shield and a flail screaming "DEUS VULT INFIDELS!!"

  • Brennan2710yo
    Brennan2710yo 1 month ago

    more attachments than black ops 3 guns 😂

  • DragonSlayer1 -
    DragonSlayer1 - 1 month ago

    why a sniper

  • Cooper McLeod
    Cooper McLeod 1 month ago

    Phhhh a real hit man changes the victims wifi password causing them to commit suicide

  • OPgaming
    OPgaming 1 month ago

    Its like a gun in infinite warfare

  • Dick Strokington
    Dick Strokington 1 month ago

    I would have head butted him

  • gibson guitar
    gibson guitar 1 month ago

    "this is a very specific fantasy that you have.."

  • SkullFire47
    SkullFire47 1 month ago

    Of corse, every hitman carries legos...

  • Jeremy Jeffery Faith

    Im so glad Caldwell is at drawfee

  • Leon Duan
    Leon Duan 2 months ago

    I feel like I've seen this before. Is it a reupload?

  • nishru1000
    nishru1000 2 months ago

    not funny at all

  • XygeN ∆
    XygeN ∆ 2 months ago

    thumbs down
    scar is not big enough

  • Dank_Duck_Productions
    Dank_Duck_Productions 2 months ago

    i love how he built a fucking sniper on the table behind them and nobody noticed

  • Movie Reviewer
    Movie Reviewer 2 months ago

    Pause at :039. I'm not looking for attention I just want to make people laugh I'm not retarded

  • SubsuedTv Wyatt
    SubsuedTv Wyatt 2 months ago

    Infinite warfare psnipers

  • Super Gogito
    Super Gogito 2 months ago

    i didnt see hit

  • TigerhawkT3
    TigerhawkT3 2 months ago

    Totally unrealistic. His hands never got pinched by the moving parts or covered in grease/oil/carbon.

  • Mitch
    Mitch 2 months ago

    Zack, can you be in a hypnosis skit ?

  • JKL
    JKL 2 months ago

    Zac makes a cute hitman

  • Ulysses Sait
    Ulysses Sait 2 months ago

    zack can make parody version of kylo ren!

  • xXGetALifeXx
    xXGetALifeXx 2 months ago

    He looks like he's going to shoot up a school

  • ThatOne
    ThatOne 2 months ago

    Wait. Did Grant have him killed?

  • Michael Stewart
    Michael Stewart 2 months ago

    no trained professional would experience anything like this. and its fuckig dumb to think you would snipe someone from the same room with a high powered rifle

    • Drunken Whaler
      Drunken Whaler 2 months ago

      Yes, nitpick the comedy from a comedy sketch.

  • SCOTE37
    SCOTE37 2 months ago

    This was made on my birthday... I'm paranoid now.

  • SuperSwordman1
    SuperSwordman1 2 months ago

    I don't get it, was he hired to put people out of their misery?

  • Divine Potato
    Divine Potato 2 months ago

    When you reach max level and get all the attachments for your sniper

  • Jmmyzable
    Jmmyzable 2 months ago

    Ahh hate when this happens

  • Dat Offensive Guy
    Dat Offensive Guy 2 months ago

    Why Nightmare he made it....

  • Bg killas
    Bg killas 2 months ago

    for the tactacool

  • Bloock Red
    Bloock Red 2 months ago

    I think it's best kylo sticks with his light saber

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