10 Anti-Piracy Measures In Video Games That Were Total Genius

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Comments: 5 594

  • Kevin Fowler
    Kevin Fowler 3 hours ago

    I have a pirated version of Red Alert 2 and had no problems.

  • Nam Phuong
    Nam Phuong 11 hours ago

    who gives a fk i will still pirate them

  • Zack Murphy
    Zack Murphy 11 hours ago

    I just pirated crisis to fire chickens. I wanted to.

  • Andrej Telisman
    Andrej Telisman 13 hours ago

    So i can pirate a game but cant play/win it as pirate. One with chickens instead bullet, and pink scorpio ... priceless and so simple, yet so effective.

  • Inferno 727
    Inferno 727 1 day ago

    what if I play a porn game with my little ponies on a merchant ship

  • MCPunk55
    MCPunk55 2 days ago

    If you Pirate Alan Wake, Alan will appear with an eye patch with a skull and crossed bones.

  • Adi Adrian
    Adi Adrian 3 days ago

    Make the games cheaper and there will be no more pirates you fucks and you will be richer.

  • Xenomorphisis Dilage

    I literally pirated ALL of those games (the last ones an exception) without any problems.

  • foggyhedgie
    foggyhedgie 3 days ago

    LOL any good crack has these waste of time anti hacks beat. But for real some ppl use the pirate copies to see if they like a game if they do like it they buy it as these day most games need online access to give the full experience of the game but a hacked copy can give you a demo like experience to test if its worth the money.

  • john juanillo
    john juanillo 3 days ago

    I was laughing about the mirror edge 'cause I finished it without any problems at all.

  • RZYao
    RZYao 4 days ago

    what if i want to shoot chickens but feel bad about pirating?

  • Napoleon Bonaparte
    Napoleon Bonaparte 4 days ago

    That scorpion isn't even pink what the hell are you talking about. Have you never seen red?

  • Napoleon Bonaparte
    Napoleon Bonaparte 4 days ago

    Does the person who titled this video understand the basics of English grammar? I don't think so.

  • Anthan Krufix
    Anthan Krufix 4 days ago

    1:24 Dan Hibiki fails at something?
    I don't know if that's just a coincidence but I actually feel like that's probably scripted, or at the very least the guy isn't actually unsure what the message means.

  • HANSA Mapi
    HANSA Mapi 4 days ago

    Space pirate great views

  • Roger S
    Roger S 4 days ago

    I find it funny that pirates try to defend themselves like their not doing any harm. The only reason I can think of for downloading a game is to see if its good or not. I would do that for any game by EA, Ubisoft, and activision. if there good I buy, if not fuck 'em.

  • Ueusdlast Mitsumi
    Ueusdlast Mitsumi 4 days ago

    every anti-piracy has a mod to fix it, some maybe be already inside cracks (Yes I DO PIRACY! just bcs my pc doesn't handle anything I put on it, and so, I don't buy them, waste of money if u can't play the game

  • hAk
    hAk 5 days ago

    GTA 4 drunkard mode

  • Nugroho Pangestu
    Nugroho Pangestu 5 days ago

    wait, there's my little pony porn?!

  • Bobby John's Music Videos

    I've pirated most of these games and never experienced any of these things. You just got to make sure you find good copies and good uploaders who know what they are doing. Easy enough!

  • Valysse
    Valysse 6 days ago

    I used to pirate games. Then I've finished high school and got a job.

  • Goomba Gaming
    Goomba Gaming 6 days ago

    I think i downloaded a pirated copy of UNDERTALE off of MediaFire. problem is i dont have twenty bucks on me. ;-; now i have to love with my cybercrimes...

  • Bobby Blair
    Bobby Blair 7 days ago

    Imagine if in Overwatch, if you got a pirated game, you could still play it, but it disables your primary and secondary fire. Also, HOLY SHIT SPYRO IS SO EVIL WITH THAT ANTI-PIRACY THING! I have that game, and now I am happy that it wasn't a bootleg or something.

  • slavkosster
    slavkosster 7 days ago

    This just makes no sense. I mean, if they can tell when the game has been pirated, why not just block it to prevent people from playing it?

  • BuddermanTheAmazing -Lets Plays,Singing,and More!

    It's funny because most of the people who are smart enough to pirate this stuff and put it online easily find ways around this stuff.

  • Dkel West
    Dkel West 8 days ago

    I don't mind gilfs

  • Packers4Evar12
    Packers4Evar12 9 days ago

    No Arkham Asylum?

    ORB1TAL GAM1NG 9 days ago

    That thumbnail is hot tho

  • PKMN Trainer Mark
    PKMN Trainer Mark 9 days ago

    Useless chickens for all pirated games!
    How do you even implement anti-piracy measures?

  • Tyler S.
    Tyler S. 9 days ago

    Can't anyone just change the game files and revert said game back to it's normal original version? This video seems retarded.

  • Reni Calidumcor
    Reni Calidumcor 10 days ago

    You do realize that all these anti-pirate methods don't work, right? Those who make emulators know everything about that. This issue is non-existant now. Why do devs even bother...

  • Salman Khan
    Salman Khan 10 days ago

    0:13 who's the chick?

  • Ananas Oyuncu
    Ananas Oyuncu 10 days ago

    I played crysis warhead cracked from beginning to end and it didnt shoot chickens

  • sternis1
    sternis1 10 days ago

    I'm missing Earthbound on the list. A pirated version of this game will spawn hoards and hoards of enemies, and will crash as you approach the final boss.
    But my favourite anti-pirate measure is still Gamedev Tycoon. That is total genius and made for some of the best whining on the internet.

  • Space Salsa
    Space Salsa 11 days ago

    I had no issue playing a pirated copy of Mirrors Edge.

  • Jake Alhalabi
    Jake Alhalabi 12 days ago

    It seems to me that the witcher 2 thing isn't that bad. You can still play the full game illegally and all you have to do is avoid the woman. What's so bad?

  • chaosmastermind
    chaosmastermind 12 days ago

    And now for the master stroke of all trolling:
    HA HA.. All Furries and Bronies have sex with animals, and jerk off to animal porn.

  • kitten
    kitten 12 days ago

    well i have pirated all thease so this is a lie _._

  • Clairvoyant81
    Clairvoyant81 12 days ago

    No mention of Lucasfilm Games early titles?
    Zak McKracken came with a list of codes you needed for flights out of the US. If you entered wrong codes too often you were thrown in jail and got a fairly hilarious speech from the guard about piracy.
    Indy and the Last Crusade came with a version of Henry's Diary you needed to choose the right grail in the end, making it pretty much impossible to successfully complete the game without it.

  • pompon 48
    pompon 48 12 days ago

    Polish developers are smart fuckers.

  • ItsMisty
    ItsMisty 13 days ago

    I'm surprised I haven't seen Gmod.

  • WhiteIce
    WhiteIce 13 days ago

    "and sometimes both" sure. ok. Defiantly the mental image I wanted.

  • Daniel Trigo
    Daniel Trigo 13 days ago

    Bronies triggered from the intro

  • Blast King
    Blast King 13 days ago

    thus hacking the pirated version is the best option :)

  • lennart pohl
    lennart pohl 13 days ago

    Pull religion scary indigenous people solar main afternoon evil official.

  • Travis Perks
    Travis Perks 13 days ago

    I wanna pirate that one game where you shoot chickens if it's an illegal copy, that just sounds like a good, and hilarious time. Too bad 5 minutes of shooting chickens is not worth years in prison and or a heavy fine.

  • JYZProductions
    JYZProductions 13 days ago

    the only issue with pirated spyro year of the dragon i had was and of course using save states was you cant get all the gems , whoop dee doo, a bit of game shark and you're set

  • Silver
    Silver 13 days ago

    i was literally just about to pirate skullgirls wtf

  • John Moore
    John Moore 14 days ago

    The developers should just be happy someone is enjoying something they created.

  • Embrace the Darkness

    guess what, this shit never happened to me most of the time i buy games but sometimes i pirate them :D

  • Adrian Brent
    Adrian Brent 14 days ago

    How do they know it's pirated?

  • Matt LeDee
    Matt LeDee 15 days ago

    3:28 Dude why are you getting mad? You pirated a game yourself Asshole.

  • fuud
    fuud 15 days ago

    This makes me want to troll pirates too.

  • Kevin Carey
    Kevin Carey 15 days ago

    if you're smart enough to know how to pirate a game you're probably smart enough to figure out how to get rid of these punishments (also how does it know if you pirated it or not)

  • Disciple Of The Black Wolf

    The Game Dev Tycoon one was spot on.

    "It's not fair! I'm not making any money! What's going on?! Why are people pirating my games!!!??!?? I can't pay for my expenses!!!!!!!"

    ...Typical idiocy from your typical pirate.

  • Cuma Roma
    Cuma Roma 16 days ago

    in ss3 it spins the character around while looking up after sometime if you pirate it

  • Fucked Gplus
    Fucked Gplus 17 days ago

    nothing a patch can undo

  • Joris Kazlauskas
    Joris Kazlauskas 17 days ago

    Been using cracked games since 2008, cause i don't think that every game is worth my money, and have never experienced this types of things(played most of the mentioned games too). So yea, this video is invalid.

  • Rupert Grimble
    Rupert Grimble 18 days ago

    games are fucking gay

  • joseph Armijo
    joseph Armijo 19 days ago

    i got dark souls 2 from my girlfriends son and i am unable to get the door open for the shaded woods.... would like to know if there is a glitch or they did something to it?

  • Weeb fgt
    Weeb fgt 19 days ago

    What if the person has some sort of granny fetish?

  • GoldenTitan Gaming
    GoldenTitan Gaming 20 days ago

    I got game dev Ahem ahem cough cough and I didn't get that message😀

  • Darko Aleksandrov
    Darko Aleksandrov 20 days ago

    As a dude who makes pirating available for others, I will tell you one thing, no matter what devs put in their games, we can fix it and make the game playable like it's an original copy. Maybe first releases are bugged, but it's all fixed in time.

    • Darko Aleksandrov
      Darko Aleksandrov 16 days ago

      Do I really need to? I live the way I want. I obey no laws whatsoever except when I am on the road, I wouldn't obey those either if I had superpowers. Now I have a feeling that you think I am the bad guy in this world, let's say that what I am doing brings a bit of happiness to those who weren't so fortunate to be born in a wealthy surroundings, is this the answer you are looking for?

    • Rupert Grimble
      Rupert Grimble 18 days ago

      how do you justify yourself to yourself?

  • s1d3k1ckRO
    s1d3k1ckRO 21 day ago

    Once a Pirate, Always a Pirate. I will pirate until the end of torrents and crackers, until it becomes illegal in my region or until I die. If I really like something, and I can afford it sooner or later, I am buying it. Until then, me and my fellow pirates pay the price in poverty. Yes. Poverty or low GDP/capita. The poverty in our countries, so your countries can prosper. Some of us(I hope most) don't do this because we want to, but because we have less choices. For one to prosper the other one has to diminish. That's how life is and no one can change it. So stop generalizing.

  • Channel Under construction

    All you people trying to justify stealing kill yourselves

  • Channel Under construction

    What about Fnaf? (First game)

  • alex rouleau
    alex rouleau 22 days ago

    is Jules a brony?

  • Atomic Munchies
    Atomic Munchies 22 days ago

    I pirated Fallout 3.... and oh boy this ones a doozie....

    There is a personal in this tower i forget the name of where you get to nuke a city pretty soon in the game. And when i opened that personal storage it deleted whatever the fuck on my system that the whole thing needed to run. Had to reinstall windows. Was not fun.

  • Kris Curtis
    Kris Curtis 23 days ago

    You know what would be a great way of stopping piracy! What they could do is finish developing games before release and not charge more money for DLCs to complete the game you already paid for. Another good move might be to stop over hyping games and misrepresenting them at events like E3 ... but yeah silly features in the games works as well! ... I find it hard, as a gamer, to sympathize with developers when I have been stung so many times when I hand over my hard earned cash for something that quite frankly was mis-sold!

  • n7_siquze
    n7_siquze 23 days ago

    I mean i'd gladly pay for games if the average game wasn't a sixth of my family's income

  • Ya Boi Yoshi - Makes Content

    Only games I download for free are old ones that already made their money, as to not hurt sales, only old pre-2000s games and games I already own in some form

  • Patrick Ramsay
    Patrick Ramsay 28 days ago

    Americans have no reason to pirate games, they get their games for really cheap. Every single fucking release is $100+ in Australia.

    The only other reason to pirate something is if the content was never properly released by the dev, or the content was banned in your country (The Guy Game, The Interview, Manhunt etc.)

  • Barney Schlacks
    Barney Schlacks 29 days ago

    ... Earthbound also deletes saves... And it's also when you fight the final boss...

  • Chroma
    Chroma 29 days ago

    The reason it's not stealing is becuase all of your games that you paid for is not yours.
    If you would actually read the terms you would know,piracy is the only way to really own a game.

  • KoyasuNoBara
    KoyasuNoBara 1 month ago

    The sheer irony of the Game Dev Tycoon pirates complaining about pirates just makes me laugh every time. "Why are there so many people that pirate? It ruins me!"

  • Rero rero rero
    Rero rero rero 1 month ago

    Fuck poor people.

  • Z4rrow
    Z4rrow 1 month ago

    "From porn to My Little Pony - And sometimes both."
    Oh god...

  • sakatis
    sakatis 1 month ago

    hooray for piracy

  • ThorgalsWalhalla
    ThorgalsWalhalla 1 month ago

    xD witcher 2 was best

  • Katy Potter
    Katy Potter 1 month ago

    Also, with the Batman Arkham games, Batman's cape wouldn't work while gliding

  • rycka1983
    rycka1983 1 month ago

    I am proPiracy so fuck the corporations.

  • eri pri
    eri pri 1 month ago

    in PS1 and PS2 era, i can buy EVERY game for both consoles for LESS than a dollar. of course i felt guilty for the devs, but i'm just a student back then, who don't have lots of money. all in all, it was a golden gaming age for me

    • eri pri
      eri pri 1 month ago

      i mean 1 game for LESS than a dollar, for ANY game

  • Makubeku Urashima
    Makubeku Urashima 1 month ago

    im genuenly worried about your eyesight, pink? you should check your monitor or more importantly your eyes, not even trolling or hating, just concerned

  • Adam Ahmed
    Adam Ahmed 1 month ago

    Out of curiosity I went to find that Tweet about the 'square root of a fish question.' There's waaaay too much street fighter porn on that guy's profile

  • Lecram Razoltaws
    Lecram Razoltaws 1 month ago

    If I was a game developer, the game would start up. Select your character. Loading...
    And a picture of a middle finger with the text 'Ye won't play now, motherfuckin pirate.'

    After you exit the game your whole PC/console would crash causing permament damage and causing a fire burning your house down and suddenly you're homeless. Or dead.

    Now think twice before pirating my shit.

  • Rage 9one
    Rage 9one 1 month ago

    Like nfs 2015, they can't crack that.

  • BruhMonJee
    BruhMonJee 1 month ago

    Surprisingly.. YOU can Download FALLOUT 3, New Vegas, and all the PC Versions for Free and there is No Issue What So Ever.. Does this mean Bethesda removed Breakable Weaponry and Clothing in FALLOUT 4 because they Just Don't Care? - Hey Great Video Overall 👍!!

  • chouchiha69
    chouchiha69 1 month ago

    There should be a second vid of this, as I know of a couple more games with some pretty great ones. There is a minor one in Sims 3, where dragon eggs don't hatch if you rip a copy of Dragon Isle.

  • Guy Gibson
    Guy Gibson 1 month ago

    then game developers like EA release 40% of their new game at full price and make us buy the rest as DLC. like okay :)

  • TheBadassRaven 3692
    TheBadassRaven 3692 1 month ago

    My idea for an anti-piracy measure: when you click "Play", the menu screen glitches up and the game transforms into a childish, crudely made edutainment minigame, which simulates an ethics class about not stealing. Who would like to go into buisness with me?

  • Bewaretheopinions !!!

    Piracy is justified unless a demo of the game exists IMO, the very majority of people who pirate games do it to test the game in the absence of a demo. People who play pirated games legitimately can die, tho.

  • Chocolate Mind
    Chocolate Mind 1 month ago

    Wait what? EA? Smart? Ea could barely come up with the idea of making an actual game! In fact they had to be pulled away from battlefront 2 so they couldn't ruin it!

  • kingofbudokai
    kingofbudokai 1 month ago

    EVERY game should use the spyro version of piracy punishing.

  • Giorgos Apoel
    Giorgos Apoel 1 month ago

    Hey, I was happy paying 20 euros for a game on PS2 and the companies still made millions. Now it's 50-70 and the companies make billions. Who's the thief?

  • A 7819
    A 7819 1 month ago

    And that's why almost every game now is a multiplayer game with no deep stories or playthroughs, not mentioned the high prices of games as a result of the piracy.
    Like someone said "give the man a mask and he will show you his real face"

  • Apple Eater
    Apple Eater 1 month ago

    however pirates overcome those

  • Bojan Kurbalija
    Bojan Kurbalija 1 month ago

    pink scorpion?

  • vxyc xycyxadq
    vxyc xycyxadq 1 month ago

    the moment i heard skullgirls it was already a dislike

  • Glatix
    Glatix 1 month ago

    I only pirate games that cost money.

  • Jim G
    Jim G 1 month ago

    Wanna kill piracy forever? Stop releasing games on the PC platform.

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