Funny pre-flight announcement

A very funny safety brief

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Author CORONA JAGUARS ( ago)
This is why I love Southwest Airlines

Author LadyTyger51ne ( ago)
Too funny!! 

Author Wyatt Earp ( ago)
i love this guy

Author Wyatt Earp ( ago)
so if you dont liek the service you can kill yourslef at 30k feet real

Author Lazlow Rave ( ago)
oh noes. grammer polise! hahah!

Author T Bragg ( ago)
Insert 25 cents for the 1st minute of oxygen. There are fees for
everything now.

Author John Marston ( ago)
Once my pilot said "There's somebody out there who loves you........and you
can't do anything about it!"

Author Jc Odle ( ago)
LMFAO! couldnt stop laughing

Author Armando Aranda ( ago)
It would be fucking nice if you learn how to use correct punctuation before
you put up a fucking comment, dumb ass.

Author Armando Aranda ( ago)
My fucking choice is telling your fucking dumb ass to learn how to use
correct grammar and punctuation before you put up a fucking comment.

Author MrSrt4marine ( ago)
Southwest rocks... they make flying fun again

Author Wexicanful ( ago)
Funny, but extremely unprofessional.

Author Hexagonal10.2 ( ago)
Considered husband

Author immcguyver07 ( ago)
Seat belts actually increase deaths in plane crashes bc ppl panic and can't
figure out how to get them off while high from adrenaline. Also most
survivors went wearing them on most crashes. Thank you for worrying about
our safety captain.

Author YDoesLifeHaveLemons ( ago)

Author Brendan2 ( ago)
La airport funny video

Author Edgesyndrome ( ago)
Untrained husband xD

Author Kenneth Froblon ( ago)
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Author football11248 ( ago)
I think I have that flight attendant from mdw to sjc.

Author PastTime777 ( ago)
Great. I guess they can add that the doors won't open mid flight, the
pressure is too great. Otherwise whack jobs actually try to open them. 

Author JuukezeBarbie ( ago)

Author Mike Mcfall ( ago)
OMG I have had this guy as my attendant before!!! HE is HILARIOUSSSSSSSS

Author Ahmed arif ( ago)
this guy's name is randel... known as tommy on westjet .. i bet .. u wanna
see his face search on youtube "HILARIOUS WESTJET FLIGHT ATTENDANT"

Author tatiana peddington (1823 years ago)
Clever! One would actually listen to this safety briefing! LOL!

Author Marcus_Mravik ( ago)
I take it he got bored LOL

Author Leanne Strong ( ago)
We do have seatbelts. They're not as dangerous as they look! lol.

Author nwvfd22 ( ago)
"Immediately stop screaming, let go of your neighbor..." What flight was
this on and when? Because with that quote, I strongly believe I was on this

Author Hans Jürgen Würgen ( ago)
1:34 can´t stop laughing

Author michael douglas ( ago)
Untrained Husband ROFL

Author michael douglas ( ago)
Can't believe it's not buttercup oxygen masks ha ha what a legend

Author yoznfroogurt ( ago)
fake accounts are fake.....:-)

Author dapav96 ( ago)
Haha it helps people pay attention too! :D

Author naji Jahvid looby ( ago)
Yeah it would. but then it wouldn't be as unique as this.. Maybe if each
flight attendant spiced it up in their own way

Author Jaiboiz ( ago)
Example of Ground Control lol /watch?v=PkSh9JEDv50&feature=related

Author Salty Planetman ( ago)
"insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen"... Shit. I'm broke.

Author Broadcasting1996 ( ago)
I love the soun dof the engines spooling up when he begins saying how to
inflate the vest. it sounds so powerful :) 

Author Ingo Kuss ( ago)
designer oxygen masks......... *LMFAO

Author cst1908 ( ago)
untrained husband? lol

Author Aidan ( ago)
On a delta flight, (JFK-DUB on a 767-300ER) the flight attendant said that
if any laptops are in use during the flight they will be confiscated and
sold on eBay. All the people inc. me LOLOLOLOLOLolOlolOloed our asses off

Author TheModelmaker1 ( ago)
One of the best preflight announcements I have ever heard

Author greenseaships ( ago)
Southwest. Figures. Only an airline with happy employees can do something
like this. You gotta go over to American to get "It won't be my fault when
the plane crashes!" from your flight attendant. However, it might be fun to
help restrain a flight attendant with the air marshals, so I might just
take American next time.

Author Emmerssun ( ago)
Why can't all pilots be like that? xD People might actually listen to the
safety announcements then.

Author Mvinaround ( ago)

Author meRyanP ( ago)
@bajesus666 You're an idiot again, Southwest doesn't hire people without an
ATP. You also have to get your own 737 type rating. I'm not sure why you
bring up the safety record, a good safety record can be achieved by any
airline pilot, it comes down to MX 9 out of 10 times. Southwest is the only
airline to have the same major incident happen twice within two years (top
of the plane coming off). I like Southwest, but you are over glorifying the

Author meRyanP ( ago)
@bajesus666 You're an idiot, they don't hand select the nations best
pilots. You act like they have some extreme selection process. A Southwest
pilot is no better than a United pilot or a jetBlue pilot. 

Author Joshua Sutherland ( ago)
@bajesus666 true true

Author Joshua Sutherland ( ago)
@bajesus666 jet blue is the same

Author circusboy90210 ( ago)
@bajesus666 who cares rap is talentless.

Author Grace Bailly ( ago)
HAHAHAHAHHA beautiful yellow life vest, very fashionable

Author kinluc06 ( ago)
i wish this guy was on my last flight we more people like this on every

Author dragonheart1947 ( ago)
You gotta love SouthWest, I have traveled with them many times, great
pilots, and the flight attendant's make the flights humerous. They deserve
kudo's for some of the flight prep stuff they come up with for the
passengers. I will only fly Southwest.

Author ginnoveffect ( ago)
i think i had this guy on my last flight. 

Author squiddy820 ( ago)
Stop screaming long enough to pull down the mask and place it over your

Author DJ Crookz ( ago)
'Already you look beautifully fashionable' LOL

Author Mitchellpilot909 ( ago)
@bajesus666 I know man. Every southwest flight I go on the flight attendant
says something funny!

Author King Hua ( ago)
omg.. This guy is so Fucken funny 

Author Chris Agatep ( ago)

Author Lazlow Rave ( ago)
"Sit back, relax. Or lean forward all twisted up the choice is really
yours... " LMAO

Author Radek Raczkowski ( ago)
someone plz call Hollywood and give him a job!

Author 19dec1981 ( ago)
why all the passengers that tape from inside airplanes are sitting near the

Author Yuri ( ago)
omg i watched this like 14 thousand times!!! 

Author Systematic (607 years ago)
@rahmanroni Most of them on Southwest are usually funny.

Author Wizzle Master ( ago)
"Insert a quarter for each additional minute of Oxygen." Ha ha ha!

Author FireyAfterburner ( ago)
I see a promotion in his future

Author rüdiger thomsen ( ago)
@Zethux mind me sending the transcript? could use it for teaching EFL but
couldn't work out all that is said

Author shh071 ( ago)
"Already you look beautifully fashionable" roflmao

Author yoyoyoyoshua ( ago)
@kumasan727 how is he a loser?

Author zencon340 ( ago)
the 27 people who dislike tried to jump out the plane ... 

Author Seb Halikias ( ago)
only on southwest!!!

Author kumasan727 ( ago)
fucking loser. Just do your damn job!!!!

Author Wimpoman ( ago)
That's epic!

Author Justin Bivins ( ago)
"So sit back relax, or lean forward all twisted up... the choice is really
yours!" BHAHAHA!!

Author Sunny CHRiSTUDAS (jackbliss) ( ago)
This guy missed his call in becoming a comedian xD

Author Matthew Schneider ( ago)
These instructions are Super!

Author highlo3517 ( ago)
1 quater for a minute of air??? dude can you break a 20? 

Author Harrison O'brien ( ago)
When your on the plane don't stir or cus. Have some fun on this AIRBUS,

Author thirteenfingers ( ago)
Does this guy remind anyone else of Mr Leo. the "fashion consultant for the
army" as done by Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam? Especially the bit
about life vests, looking beautiful and making sure your shoes match your

Author Vaughn Beaulieu-Mercredi ( ago)
@7john7cena7 LMFAO X100!!!!!!!!!!

Author 4471548nwn ( ago)
@4crevis lol same did I!!

Author mikon222 ( ago)
Flight instructor is gay for sure...

Author Outlaw_Gamer ( ago)
Lol, if you dont like our service..

Author william miller ( ago)
@scoobyj32 i dont think it is cause he said 3hrs and some odd minutes to
Chicago midway 

Author CaramelBreakfast ( ago)
1:35 the pilot may be funny and all but... shouldn't you be worried if the
plane is turning towards another plane?

Author Lachlan B ( ago)

Author N0616JC Productions ( ago)
24 people was fired from SouthWest.

Author TheGruggi ( ago)
No smoking is airline policy but if you need a fag---see me after landing
or give us a wink near the toilet. viewings of the cock pit are available.

Author dadnapt24 (205 years ago)
Must be in San Fransisco 

Author k3coyotes55 ( ago)
normally the flight attendants make the safety briefing, not the pilot. the
pilot is busy communicating with the tower.

Author rideordie ( ago)
cut. print. gay.

Author Psythik ( ago)
I'm pretty sure Southwest pays them to be funny. Last time I flew Southwest
the flight attendant was also making jokes like "If you need a flight
attendant, please press the hairy light bulb button".

Author Genrole Caspe ( ago)
"If you don't like our service, and the flight gets too long, we have six
emergency exits" EPIC!!!

Author Big-ray Omane ( ago)
Are you sure this pilot wasnt a terrorist - Like This to see lool :)

Author SamLynn93 ( ago)
what was this pilots name?!?!?! xD i want him to fly me places!

Author bpineschi ( ago)

Author Rayan Z. ( ago)
@justwatchitnowok it's always the stewards that makes the security pre
flight annoucment thing or whatever it's called ;D

Author justwatchitnowok ( ago)
Is this an air steward or the pilot speaking? usually the pilots are the
one telling the gate to gate it....

Author Матфей Макйочан ( ago)
@laxi98 you should see the air new zealand 'Fit To Fly' with richard

Author Ben M (652 years ago)
i got the same announcement once on southwest to

Author Ron Ramen ( ago)
I wish all safety flight instructions were this funny. lol

Author snareskillz ( ago)
@fuzzydeathray It is southwest. They are known for doing this

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