Hashtags: #DadQuotes

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  • Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #DadQuotes.

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Comments: 176

  • Reina Arana
    Reina Arana 2 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mario Young
    Mario Young 3 days ago

    Mom's at work 😂😂😂😂

  • Herta Neufeld
    Herta Neufeld 5 days ago

    this reminds me of the time my son was watching Barnyard with his dad. i came to pick my son up and watched some of it with them and then stated that i hate how they make things so incorrect as male cows do not have utters but in that movie all the cows do. My son's dad replied that it was accurate because they were dairy cows....i just looked at him like the idiot he was.....

  • keira
    keira 7 days ago

    every time my grandpa goes through a yellow light he yells "it was pink officer i swear!"

  • Marissa Harley
    Marissa Harley 7 days ago

    My Dad used the stud finder joke this weekend 🙈

  • safanup
    safanup 7 days ago

    Jimmy should have sang and changed the 'cause i ain't no hollaback girl' part

  • Leon Maes
    Leon Maes 7 days ago

    Guys, gather Does anybody watch worse than this!hasf?

  • Ashley Owens
    Ashley Owens 8 days ago

    I notice you haven't worn a wedding ring lately #doyoureallywanttopayallamony #formorethanoneperson

  • Erin Bateman
    Erin Bateman 8 days ago

    Once when my dad was talking to my older sister about flirting, he told her she needs to "Grease the Skids" which basically means she needs to up her flirting game. hahahah #DadQuotes

  • The Travel Guy
    The Travel Guy 8 days ago

    #########################

  • Leslie Johnson
    Leslie Johnson 9 days ago

    :)

  • Nadia Aissa
    Nadia Aissa 9 days ago

    Jimmy is obviously more and more tired of those tweets especially that I suspect some of them to be fake

  • Alezandra Davila
    Alezandra Davila 9 days ago

    Lol

  • Justin Di Paolo
    Justin Di Paolo 9 days ago

    Anyone watching this on Father's day?

  • Molly Henriette
    Molly Henriette 9 days ago

    Whenever I say "Oh my God" my dad asks "what is it?"

  • Hotdog Molly
    Hotdog Molly 10 days ago

    who is the old guy with the floppy chin(S)

  • Katie Fahrer
    Katie Fahrer 10 days ago

    My favorite thing my dad has said was "Does this bucket hat match my fanny pack?"

  • Justin Sparfven
    Justin Sparfven 10 days ago

    There's something wrong with the beer maze considering trash/recycling is taken on a weekly basis... Must have a serious alcohol problem to have THAT many cans in less than a week o.O

  • Anna Grace Travis
    Anna Grace Travis 10 days ago

    That last one wins dad joke of the year

  • TdotSoul
    TdotSoul 10 days ago

    I wonder how many times he practiced spelling bandanas, lol

  • Christina Morrell
    Christina Morrell 10 days ago

    All of these quotes are golden! 😅

  • Saurabh Kumar
    Saurabh Kumar 10 days ago

    rehashing the tags?

  • Eliz C
    Eliz C 10 days ago

    Jimmy needs to shave......Please...

  • makhloufi abdessamad

    hello there im from algria .. why the fuck would u ban all vids from algrai wtf ...fagts

  • HouseMDaddict
    HouseMDaddict 10 days ago

    dat last one tho

  • Muneera Rasheed
    Muneera Rasheed 10 days ago

    he look cute with

  • Barbara Danley
    Barbara Danley 11 days ago

    My famous dad quote-"Either you're going to do it or I'm going to do it. I'm not going to do it." I love him to death.

  • Gemma Pettersen
    Gemma Pettersen 11 days ago

    That bandannas joke was so quick 😂

  • Maggie Bilberry
    Maggie Bilberry 11 days ago

    the 51 people that disliked this video, have no soul and don't deserve dad jokes

  • Isela R
    Isela R 11 days ago

    MUST be nice to have a dad to quote :)

  • Jeremy Hinds
    Jeremy Hinds 11 days ago

    I saw one on twitter that went like, "My dad said he accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces and 'wasn't looking forward to his next vowel movement.'"

  • Tyler Josphe
    Tyler Josphe 11 days ago

    when you like the video during the add

  • austinthehotty
    austinthehotty 11 days ago

    Is this like a...part 2?

  • Aesirix
    Aesirix 11 days ago

    My grandfather once said he was headed to the bathroom to “hang out” for a second...

  • John Smith
    John Smith 11 days ago

    This stuff is bandanas! B A N D A N A S! Cause there ain't no harm in that girl.

  • Courtney Frank
    Courtney Frank 11 days ago

    My dad: "Turn off the lights. I don't own stock in a power company."

  • greenafy
    greenafy 11 days ago

    That last one was xtra smooth 😎

  • Some guy named Mike
    Some guy named Mike 11 days ago

    Error 404 Dad quote not found #DadQuotes get it as I don't know my dad...

  • Elizabeth D
    Elizabeth D 11 days ago

    When caught standing in front of the TV (blocking his view) my dad would say "You make a better door than you do a window".

    My grandpa once told me sliced black olives were "tire seeds".😀

  • Confused Gamer
    Confused Gamer 11 days ago

    You're the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun is what I'm gonna use against my parents when they won't let me do something

  • Isaac Davila
    Isaac Davila 11 days ago

    #shavethebeard

  • Airfazer1
    Airfazer1 11 days ago

    amazing just amazing

  • What Amber Thinks
    What Amber Thinks 11 days ago

    I got bad grades. He gave me good advice, calmed me down, etc. Then he said, "Mom's going to lose her shit, though."

    • What Amber Thinks
      What Amber Thinks 3 days ago

      Sanda Cortan nope. it was mostly bookwork on loose paper, they took the stuff so I would do homework instead of watching YouTube on my phone, but I had been doing my homework so it was pretty much just a punishment.


    • Sanda Cortan
      Sanda Cortan 10 days ago

      What Amber Thinks how will taking away technology improve your grades? If anything they'll be even lower assuming your homework plan and research is on a computer..


    • What Amber Thinks
      What Amber Thinks 11 days ago

      TovaShai Haha nice one. My dad was actually right. Mom took away my access to all technology for about a month and a half. Then she basically forgot I was still in trouble. Otherwise it probably would have been longer.


    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 11 days ago

      That's awesome. :) I did fail a class once, and was so worried to show my parents. But when my dad saw my report card, he was quiet for a pause then said, "I haven't seen grades this bad since I was in school." I felt so much better in an instant!


  • New Message
    New Message 11 days ago

    My Dad used to answer every question he didn't know the answer to with 'You're adopted'.

  • Name of the Rose
    Name of the Rose 11 days ago

    My dad was a bus driver. He told me "Girls are like buses, there's always another one coming along. There are not as many after midnight but they're faster."

  • LizardClone2
    LizardClone2 11 days ago

    2:04 To be fair-his version makes a lot more sense.

  • Alpharius
    Alpharius 11 days ago

    Chewbacca sneeze one reminded me of Will Ferrell.

  • BittersweetOrBust
    BittersweetOrBust 11 days ago

    When my dad tells people about our family he says, "I have three kids. One of each."

  • veteranJMacfan
    veteranJMacfan 11 days ago

    it's so funny how these dad quotes imply all these dads are total goofs. my dad's the opposite where most of this doesn't apply to him. but he does have his quirks- I've noticed that more as I've gotten older.

  • Sam Phillips
    Sam Phillips 11 days ago

    I miss the clean shave Jimmy :(

  • Hey It's Jennifer
    Hey It's Jennifer 11 days ago

    My dad thinks he looks like "Brad Pitt in the front and Justin Bieber in the back."

    Everytime he says it my mom just looks at him and then walks away slowly 😂😂😂😂

    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 11 days ago

      What the heck? I'm trying to figure out what that would even look like! I'm guessing he's wrong either way, lol! :)


  • Vitor Rocha
    Vitor Rocha 11 days ago

    Higgins seriously needs to leave. His comments are not funny and he doesn't add anything to the show.

    • Vitor Rocha
      Vitor Rocha 11 days ago

      the ones that made my ear bleed? sadly yes


    • read2018341302
      read2018341302 11 days ago

      Vitor Rocha have you heard his sound effects?


  • Mina Lencester
    Mina Lencester 11 days ago

    Right when the quote with the dad sneeze came, my dad had to sneeze... I'm laughing so much right now😂😂😂

  • Isis Petronelli
    Isis Petronelli 11 days ago

    Love this segment!

  • Queen 5sos
    Queen 5sos 11 days ago

    My band teacher calls all the saxophone players "saxy"

  • M. de V
    M. de V 11 days ago

    C.L.A.H.!

  • Aploxity Uprising
    Aploxity Uprising 11 days ago

    Saw a shitty move to iPhone ad before this bitch I got an S8

  • متعب الزهراني

    the notification squad

  • 《PattiRose》
    《PattiRose》 11 days ago

    not everyone has a dad, Jimmy.

  • Amaelia Do'Urden
    Amaelia Do'Urden 11 days ago

    My Dad's most common quotes... if I said I'm hungry his reply would be either "hi hungry" or he'd shake his fist at me and say "do you want a knuckle sandwich"

    • AnimeMangaOtakuAkG
      AnimeMangaOtakuAkG 11 days ago

      They're dad jokes for a reason. Full of puns and make no sense. Better than historical lectures based on WW2 or relating things to baby boomer era. Gets annoying after the thousandth time just that day.
      Here's something my dad commonly says though: "Don't get old." while he grunts and complains about back pain. I reply with "So you want us to die young?"


  • Erica Marie
    Erica Marie 11 days ago

    I miss your beard Jimmy so hot, grow it back. :)

  • Holden Caulfield is so depressed

    Here's my best dad quote:



    Oh wait, I don't have one. I live with my mum.

    • Ray Teerlink
      Ray Teerlink 10 days ago

      Holden Caulfield is so depressed sorry mang. Hopefully it's for the better.


  • Jessica Jayes
    Jessica Jayes 11 days ago

    My dad always says, "Take your time but hurry up!"

  • Jennifer A
    Jennifer A 11 days ago

    That last one was adorable.

  • Troy Parker
    Troy Parker 11 days ago

    half these tweets are straight up lies

  • Jody and Matt
    Jody and Matt 11 days ago

    I'm shocked the vowel movement tweet didn't make it on the show. I laughed so hard when I read that one.

  • Luis Aguilar
    Luis Aguilar 11 days ago

    [sigh] ...Goddamn it, Higgins. I seriously despise his attempts at being funny.
    Jimmy: ..this ones from Jessicazap14..
    Higgins: [stupid voice] ZAP!
    .............I can't believe people actually laughed at that.

  • Child Mortis
    Child Mortis 11 days ago

    And then I just get stuff like "I had kids because they outlawed slavery" or "the black line around the speed limit sign means it's optional."

    • Child Mortis
      Child Mortis 11 days ago

      AnimeMangaOtakuAkG yeah I've gotten that one too he really likes "don't make me throw you through a wall. "


    • AnimeMangaOtakuAkG
      AnimeMangaOtakuAkG 11 days ago

      "Go take a flying s*** in your hat" is my dad's favorite line to use. It just means to shove off. I've used it on him a few times, and called him a drama queen before...he didn't really appreciate the latter part.


  • RidingTheNightingale

    I said to my dad once, " the camera needs charging, " and he said, "what with, indecent exposure?" 😂😂😂

  • Robert Craig
    Robert Craig 11 days ago

    Safe sax!!!

  • Saje Washington
    Saje Washington 11 days ago

    Safe sax is actually a thing. I got a cool condom bag off the website

  • Bea InKorea
    Bea InKorea 11 days ago

    Dad's are awesome.

  • Jumbo Shrimp
    Jumbo Shrimp 11 days ago

    Growing up my dad would wake us up by saying "wakey wakey hand off snakey"

    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 11 days ago

      You might enjoy watching My Name is Earl.


    • J. Smith
      J. Smith 11 days ago

      Jumbo Shrimp Haha thats good shit right there!


  • Nathan Roxanne
    Nathan Roxanne 11 days ago

    That one person with the most annoying laugh in the audience 😒

  • Erik Lerström
    Erik Lerström 11 days ago

    TRUST ME im the biggest stud finder... ... no wait...

  • Wade
    Wade 11 days ago

    My dad makes the worst puns ever. Mostly in front of my friends.

    • princeoftidds
      princeoftidds 11 days ago

      Wade No way, he PUNishes you in front of your friends. Be grateful he does hug you, I don't think you could handle the embracement.


  • Oxnate
    Oxnate 11 days ago

    Did Jimmy throw an "E" in "Bananas?"

  • Jamie
    Jamie 11 days ago

    Dad jokes, man. Dad jokes.

  • Dee Generate
    Dee Generate 11 days ago

    "There ain't no harm in that girl"

  • Patrick McGregor
    Patrick McGregor 11 days ago

    "You're the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun" was much deeper than you think.

  • Matilda Bailey
    Matilda Bailey 11 days ago

    Forest could whenever planning beneath shade.

  • WorldChanger914
    WorldChanger914 11 days ago

    KristenRose124 always has the Funniest Ones!

  • transAmos654123
    transAmos654123 11 days ago

    My favorite quote from my dad: "You son of a bitch!"

  • ARLEIGH DA BOSS
    ARLEIGH DA BOSS 11 days ago

    Hi

  • Фёдор Завалин

    I told you)

  • Banana
    Banana 11 days ago

    Dad: "I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me."

  • Lara Smyth
    Lara Smyth 11 days ago

    8,000 views 800 likes 8 dislikes

  • It's Fucking Raw
    It's Fucking Raw 11 days ago

    they should bring more new topic for #hastag
    they are just using same topic multiple times
    time and again

    • Voicu Violeta
      Voicu Violeta 10 days ago

      they are repeating some annualy b/c they are related to holidays, events & such.


    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 11 days ago

      Yeah, but the new additions are great, still! :)


  • Bernadette Teaches Music

    Hello from Okinawa, Japan!

  • Boschandira
    Boschandira 11 days ago

    I'm not your father but you can call me daddy tonight #DadQuotes

  • Wenny Pow
    Wenny Pow 11 days ago

    Just wanted to write a comment to show I am early

  • FunFun Fun
    FunFun Fun 11 days ago

    I'm a Pink Fish

  • crazywebkinz9
    crazywebkinz9 11 days ago

    my dad would always say, "have I ever let you down before?" and I would answer, "yes, many times" and he would say, "then why should this time be any different."   o.O

  • Jimmy'sChannel
    Jimmy'sChannel 11 days ago

    idiot

  • 許少芃
    許少芃 11 days ago

    Hahahahaha

  • aditi raman
    aditi raman 11 days ago

    who else thinks jimmy looks hot with the beard and 'stache

  • Megan Nguyen
    Megan Nguyen 11 days ago

    "I'll be back. I'm just going to the grocery store."
    He never came back... #DadQuotes

  • Dina
    Dina 11 days ago

    The maze of beer can one sounds like a fun family

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