Is Everyone Using Me For My Costco Membership?

  • Added:  6 months ago
  • On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?

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    CAST
    Zac Oyama
    Katie Marovitch
    Cynthia Kao
    Zac Oyama
    Siobhan Thompson
    Mike Trapp

    CREW
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writers - Katie Marovitch and Grant O'Brien
    Producer - Lucretia Stinnette
    Production Manager - Charlotte Wilson Langley
    Production Coordinator - Karen Silbert
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    Camera operator - Carlos Lopez
    1st AC - Michael Long
    2nd AC - Preston Taalbi
    Gaffer - Lukas Wyatt
    Key Grip - Saul Cervantes
    Sound Mixer - Kyle Mclane
    Production Designer - Caroline Mack
    Hair/Make-Up - Denise Valentine
    PA - Helena McGill
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Editor - Michael Schaubach
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Phil Fox
    Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
  • Video CategoriesComedy
  • Runtime: 3:24
  • Tags for this video:  Collegehumor  CH originals  comedy  sketch comedy  internet  humor  funny  sketch  costco  friends  schemes  

Comments: 2 187

  • Zachery Bloomstrand

    Who remembers Cynthia being the main character in this skit?

  • David Velevski
    David Velevski 2 days ago

    I hate the gay guy cause his gay

  • MakiPlayz
    MakiPlayz 4 days ago

    nobody didnt see the ilumenati?

  • GaliaxyPandaLover 000

    Isn't the idea of a secret sight by giving your social security number and stuff a little sketchy??

  • skate infinity
    skate infinity 5 days ago

    WHY ARE THESE ILLUMINATI SIGNS EVERYWHERE

  • Dark Sarah
    Dark Sarah 6 days ago

    cossstttcoooo

  • Echo Arts
    Echo Arts 6 days ago

    Ok, but is anyone taking notice of the banner thingys hanging up? They say ' End of the world party'

  • chrisbyerly
    chrisbyerly 7 days ago

    Hey remember when College Humor used to make videos that didn't involve their six staff members?

  • Dianne Uerata
    Dianne Uerata 8 days ago

    Cities my favourite

  • Jordan Cambridge
    Jordan Cambridge 8 days ago

    SS# 666 66 6666    Credit # 6666666666666  Mothers Maiden name Luciferia

  • Mn K
    Mn K 8 days ago

    Katie is starting to be my favorite member

  • Incident \ Beanrr
    Incident \ Beanrr 10 days ago

    Katie can't do the core 5

  • SushiSherpa 165
    SushiSherpa 165 11 days ago

    I just realized the illuminati sign on the red twists

  • Rocky Plays
    Rocky Plays 12 days ago

    I freakin' love katie

  • Studio Papa
    Studio Papa 12 days ago

    Hey costco!

  • Sarvesh Subramanian
    Sarvesh Subramanian 12 days ago

    Where is Siobhan?

  • Fun For Lui
    Fun For Lui 12 days ago

    Lol in the description in the cast they said Zac twice and they forgot to add grant XD

  • That One British Guy

    What's Costco?

  • hunter craft
    hunter craft 14 days ago

    why wont people just make a costco membership?

  • jazZy bae
    jazZy bae 15 days ago

    *"KIRKWOOD"* 😂

  • Gamergod 666
    Gamergod 666 15 days ago

    I have that carpet

  • Jayne Kyra
    Jayne Kyra 15 days ago

    I NEED THAT GIANT TUB OF RED RUBBER STICKS!!

  • Zillah C
    Zillah C 16 days ago

  • Zhanelax3
    Zhanelax3 20 days ago

    she's so fucking beautifull and twisted 😁😂😆

  • Electro Squid
    Electro Squid 21 day ago

    Gramatical eror in titel

  • Mr. Trident
    Mr. Trident 23 days ago

    I think it would have made it better if at the end everyone fell down a hole and Katie just said "Huh, good thing they sell giant pits at Costco!"

  • Brady Slimepoop
    Brady Slimepoop 24 days ago

    Red twists had Illuminati.

  • Sam Lewis
    Sam Lewis 25 days ago

    Minor crush on Katie tbh

  • Eli Lenharth
    Eli Lenharth 26 days ago

    why does Katie always get started as the lead role of any of the negative skits?

  • ethan applefeld
    ethan applefeld 28 days ago

    Grants dance is great

  • leevs
    leevs 28 days ago

    Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!

  • Charles Owens
    Charles Owens 29 days ago

    Ummmm what Costco are they going to?

  • Arceus Lord of Creation

    Just noticed the banners say
    "end of the world party"

  • CoreyAnna Byrd
    CoreyAnna Byrd 1 month ago

    Why is Costco so cool I have never heard of it

  • Robbie Coombes
    Robbie Coombes 1 month ago

    I love these Katie episodes!!

  • Aliya Guzman
    Aliya Guzman 1 month ago

    "FuckinNg gOdamnit"

  • OrthonymStudios
    OrthonymStudios 1 month ago

    is this why katie does drugs?

  • Michael Eyob
    Michael Eyob 1 month ago

    this is why katie does drugs

  • Michael Flack
    Michael Flack 1 month ago

    Haha i like how everyone is using their channels for product promotion
    Gotta love an ad that uses comedy to subliminally tell people to get a costco membership to get fake friends to then dislike as this is how society works
    Also spend your money at costco, the place that gives you saving if you spend money on the membership effectively voiding the discounts unless you do all your shopping there or are of a high income bracket that has the purchasing power to make it an equitable membership.

  • Lauren Conrad
    Lauren Conrad 1 month ago

    That was actually painful to watch.

  • Jdc nation
    Jdc nation 1 month ago

    Katie don't take shit from anyone

  • Impossibear
    Impossibear 1 month ago

    just like the Facebook video

  • Just another YouTube channel

    Sorry Katie but I don't even have a SS , so you can't buy cocaine with my cash.

  • William Baldwin
    William Baldwin 1 month ago

    of course katie has a costco membership, the lines are huge there

  • K. Chimera
    K. Chimera 1 month ago

    That poor old lady!

  • Ryu Amio
    Ryu Amio 1 month ago

    What if katie died from a drug overdose months ago and now she's in purgatory, stuck over-reacting to things over and over again, each time dying at the end only for her to wake up and do it all again...

  • Rosie Low
    Rosie Low 1 month ago

    Did anyone else notice that the decorations say "End of the World Party"? Or am I alone again?

  • Peggy Schuyler
    Peggy Schuyler 1 month ago

    Me and most of the commenters feel bad for her
    I understand how she feels, my mom has a full membership to Costco, so whenever my friends come over, they ask if i got new snacks

  • Crazy Dancer
    Crazy Dancer 1 month ago

    I'm not your Costco Bitch😂😂

  • T Khosh
    T Khosh 1 month ago

    I live in Florida and we just got our first Costco in my area Costco and samsclub are basically the same thing XD I now know this

  • Msdj Jdndn
    Msdj Jdndn 1 month ago

    How much cheaper is Costco?

  • mian  fazle razik
    mian fazle razik 1 month ago

    Who owns this channel

  • Me 109
    Me 109 1 month ago

    we love hanging out with you... *whispers* and having free samples 😂😂😂

  • 3 Sluts and a Manwhore

    end of the world party

  • Michael Eyob
    Michael Eyob 1 month ago

    is this why she got into Heroin

  • Emma Kirkwood
    Emma Kirkwood 1 month ago

    It's wonderful to see my surname immortalised on a jar of hummas!

  • Christopher Smith
    Christopher Smith 1 month ago

    you cant just use me for bulk goods

  • faZe carpet
    faZe carpet 1 month ago

    in Texas we call it Sam's club

  • Jeff Mcfarlane
    Jeff Mcfarlane 1 month ago

    BUT costco memberships are actually pretty cheap, do people actually do this? its like $50 for the entire year.

  • Jose Raimundi
    Jose Raimundi 1 month ago

    this was actually very sad

  • Amelie Koven
    Amelie Koven 1 month ago

    I can't help but feel slightly agitated by a sarcastic comedic video! I feel like you guys really succeed at doing that!

  • Morning Prince
    Morning Prince 1 month ago

    Alright, now it's time to piss everyone off. What is a Costco?

  • AJ Estur
    AJ Estur 1 month ago

    What's a Costco?

  • D. E. Bodiford
    D. E. Bodiford 1 month ago

    Is this video branded?

  • Always
    Always 1 month ago

    Katie :( I feel you

  • Brady Chan
    Brady Chan 1 month ago

    The ending is similar to Why was I tagged last on facebook

  • Tom Ska
    Tom Ska 1 month ago

    I know that the red sticks are owned by illuminati , but is college humor also owned by ILLUMINATI?!?!???!?!?!?!

  • pretty blobfish
    pretty blobfish 1 month ago

    tnx for making this in my b-day lmao

  • blastoise gamer
    blastoise gamer 1 month ago

    dont think theres heroin for katie at costco

  • Totally Barack Obama

    katie fucking dies everytime

  • MrCorvusC
    MrCorvusC 1 month ago

    Raisins in a milk chocolate from Costco. One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth ;)

  • Phillip le Roux
    Phillip le Roux 1 month ago

    Ads are getting smarter these days

  • Phillip le Roux
    Phillip le Roux 1 month ago

    illuminati on the red twists....thank me later

  • mia k
    mia k 1 month ago

    Katie is my favourite

  • Hugo Paland - PILGSKO 7a

    What is Costco

  • Czarina Marushka
    Czarina Marushka 1 month ago

    This is why Katie does drugs. 😂😂😂

  • Ahmad Rza
    Ahmad Rza 1 month ago

    hahahahahaaaa i just watch for katie..

  • Tigerlily The Cat
    Tigerlily The Cat 1 month ago

    Did anyone else notice the 'end of the world party' banner in the background?

  • Edward Majewski
    Edward Majewski 1 month ago

    I feel sorry for Katie.

  • DollHead VX
    DollHead VX 1 month ago

    Yea, I feel like she's dieing

  • Mr. G
    Mr. G 1 month ago

    Yes

  • Mimi C
    Mimi C 1 month ago

    the illuminati bought out red vines

  • Alek
    Alek 2 months ago

    I love Katie so much, she's hilarious. Also her hair looks super nice in this video

  • itsmeeeKenX
    itsmeeeKenX 2 months ago

    Katie sounds like Sadie from steven universe

  • DarkKing Rayleigh
    DarkKing Rayleigh 2 months ago

    Put the gun down Katie

  • Abena Asamoah
    Abena Asamoah 2 months ago

    does anyone notice that she's always the one who plays the person who does drugs when the skit involves drugs?

  • John Schulz
    John Schulz 2 months ago

    I just ate like half of those things after the recent trip I just did. lol

  • Gustav Gullion
    Gustav Gullion 2 months ago

    This is so true

  • Jo Kabasa
    Jo Kabasa 2 months ago

    I keep coming back to this vid. i guess it's a fave

  • HeyItz Amy
    HeyItz Amy 2 months ago

    Who else saw the illuminati on the tub of candy?

  • Kazekage2002
    Kazekage2002 2 months ago

    everyone has a character
    katie is the desperate one
    grant is the dumbass
    trapp is de troll
    murph is the nerd
    zac is de sarcastic one
    siobhan is, well british
    cynthia is de smartass
    and the list goed on

  • The Grinch
    The Grinch 2 months ago

    This chick is fucking ugly. No wonder they don't wanna hang out with her.

  • liberty hoalt
    liberty hoalt 2 months ago

    The guy with the glasses looks like Keith from the try guys on buzzfeed

  • Regan Penn
    Regan Penn 2 months ago

    I love Katie

  • Regan Penn
    Regan Penn 2 months ago

    I can't believe it's not sponsor!

  • Dylan Ray
    Dylan Ray 2 months ago

    This is why Katie gets her cocaine addiction

  • _doggo 437
    _doggo 437 2 months ago

    those chicken baked are the bomb

  • Ailurophile
    Ailurophile 2 months ago

    ow katie ;-;

  • Shiza Nadeem
    Shiza Nadeem 2 months ago

    Omfg can someone pleeaasseeeee tell me where siobhan's pink shirt is from 😩😍😍

  • Phoenix Iguidez
    Phoenix Iguidez 2 months ago

    I'm new here. Why do all the vids have the all seeing eye?

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