Ivanka Trump Rewrites Rules for Success, Met Gala 2017 Fashion - Monologue

Comments: 254

  • Nina Maric
    Nina Maric 21 day ago

    when i grow old i want to enjoy my work - whatever it will be - just like seth does

  • shinyDiamond89
    shinyDiamond89 23 days ago

    Why they always make fun of his son? :D

  • MrOnyourbike
    MrOnyourbike 1 month ago

    be daddy's bed warmer

  • Eliazar wrx
    Eliazar wrx 1 month ago

    si
    yes yes yes

  • Nasty Women News
    Nasty Women News 1 month ago

    Ivanka Trump rules for success: Have a rich father give you money, but pretend you made it because of your intelligence

  • He who must not be named

    People who owe their success to their parents but claim it was their hard work are like the guys in the gym who claim not to use steroids.

  • Genie Last
    Genie Last 1 month ago

    Be born rich and have a father to hire you!

  • tremer 2009
    tremer 2009 1 month ago

    Thanks Late Night with Seth Meyers.:)

  • Joe Weir
    Joe Weir 1 month ago

    Seth, youre too good

  • livia 1881
    livia 1881 1 month ago

    Dear Seth, I love u almost as much as I love Stephen Colbert.

  • Xanxei
    Xanxei 1 month ago

    "Women who work"

    God, that title pisses me off. I don't know any other kind of woman. I work. My mom worked. My grandma worked. Every woman I know works. I'd say that title sounds like something from the fifties, except that my grandma ran a farm by herself back then, and her mother was a seamstress before that. Are there enough women in America who don't work that a title like that makes sense? How many people in today's America can possibly afford to not work?

  • metube
    metube 1 month ago

    always trying to make a buck - awful tacky woman

  • Jhope the Majestic Horse

    Notice how in Ivanka's book, her name is much bigger than the title. I wonder if they're promoting the author or the actual book.

  • geezusispan
    geezusispan 1 month ago

    Having rich parents is how harrumph had his "success", as well.

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 1 month ago

    "It's all right there on the cover".

  • Allan Provost
    Allan Provost 1 month ago

    This bimbo can't write. Like her father's book, it's ghosted.

  • normantrombon
    normantrombon 1 month ago

    Make America Again.

  • mieliav
    mieliav 1 month ago

    this is so clearly ivanka's achievement: getting dad to leave off the orange foundation.

  • pittygold99
    pittygold99 1 month ago

    Skeletor doesn't know how hard work is when you're being fed with a silver spoon!

  • red0means0go
    red0means0go 1 month ago

    Please don't get sick Seth.

  • Sisman Aluwi
    Sisman Aluwi 1 month ago

    Waste of time & money ..she is just out to make money...unbelievable 😂

  • Justin Case
    Justin Case 1 month ago

    great!!

  • Ima Dork
    Ima Dork 1 month ago

    "Women Who Work"? I'm sorry sister, but is this about some women you've met... or?

  • freedom1234573
    freedom1234573 1 month ago

    women who work, this chick would not last a day on her own, the irony is deep here

  • 2001Horatio
    2001Horatio 1 month ago

    Look at the COLOR of that Taco Sauce... NOTHING healthy is that color

  • Jane S
    Jane S 1 month ago

    Everything about Ivanka is fake, from the nose to the boobs, to the whispering, to the inauthentic stories stolen from 200 sources, because she had none of her own. She's like sugary, red dye #2 frosting on a cardboard cake. So gross.

  • GorTesK
    GorTesK 1 month ago

    Donald's rules for success:
    1. get born rich
    2. use the influence and money of your family to bully people into giving you more money
    3. screw everyone

    Ivanka's rules for success:
    1. get born rich
    2. marry rich
    3. feel accomplished

  • Paul G
    Paul G 1 month ago

    Sounds like he did an all nighter, doing bong hits. Phoned this one in.

  • Jeff Underwood
    Jeff Underwood 1 month ago

    this guy is a complete idiot.

  • Bob Noxious
    Bob Noxious 1 month ago

    Bah

  • armegaz
    armegaz 1 month ago

    The secret of Ivanka's success, sucking his daddy you know what

  • MarioLuigiFun
    MarioLuigiFun 1 month ago

    1:37, was that a screenshot of Keemstar's Twitter video?

  • Rebecca
    Rebecca 1 month ago

    Wow! Based on that British beer study, my parents have likely been pain-free for over a decade now! The grandchildren compete to seeing who is strong enough to carry Grandma & Grandpa's travel cooler...

  • RagnarokNCC
    RagnarokNCC 1 month ago

    The McRib is back!!

    Great fucking punchline

  • diana flores
    diana flores 1 month ago

    Love ur voice

  • Person McPerson
    Person McPerson 1 month ago

    THE MCRIB IS BACK!

  • The Free Hobo evanska

    So, leaching off the prestige of the WH to sell your brand is success huh ?

  • Steven Gregg
    Steven Gregg 1 month ago

    Well give Ivanka this much; at least she didn't have a cover photo of her arms crossed like she just engineered the Golden Gate Bridge or something (looking at you Megyn Kelly).

  • Nonofya Bidnez
    Nonofya Bidnez 1 month ago

    Why does she look like Ann Coulter on the cover?? Ugh!!

  • Lisa Shrestha
    Lisa Shrestha 1 month ago

    I love how he dislikes Eric so much...laughing out loud every time...

  • AFair
    AFair 1 month ago

    lol.

  • William Foy
    William Foy 1 month ago

    It is very irritating to hear people criticize the campaign strategy of ignoring Michigan and Wisconsin. There is plenty of precedent of individuals winning a state without campaigning there. For example, JFK won Hawaii and never campaigned for it. Hillary's initial lead in the polls in those states led her to invest heavily elsewhere. That led to an exceptionally close race in Arizona and North Carolina. Moreover, analysis done by her campaign and independent analysts, such as Nate Silver, crunched the numbers and found that Comey's letter likely cost her those states.

  • Dianne Steitz
    Dianne Steitz 1 month ago

    McRib joke involving cartilage?  You understand my distaste Seth!

  • DRich M
    DRich M 1 month ago

    oh man ! Seth why don't you take a rest! seems to me you are about to get a harsh flu! because of season change, you might have sore throat, well I hope you get better !

  • YTfancol
    YTfancol 1 month ago

    Will she write next : "Women who sleep with their father" ?

  • Patrick Carroll
    Patrick Carroll 1 month ago

    Women should work the same and get paid the same as men. Period.

  • Poly Orchid
    Poly Orchid 1 month ago

    It's official. The world has gone crazy.

  • Nicolas Broszky
    Nicolas Broszky 1 month ago

    LOL, women who work... yeah, she's one of them...

    Just like the Queen of England is one of them.

  • jackie patel
    jackie patel 1 month ago

    NOT BUYING THIS STUPID FUCKTARD'S BOOK. JS 😥😒💪

  • Curtis Densmore
    Curtis Densmore 1 month ago

    Poor Eric...

  • The Mad Hacker
    The Mad Hacker 1 month ago

    rules for success: Fall out of rich person's wife's cooch

  • Steffanie Williams
    Steffanie Williams 1 month ago

    LOL you can't even make this stuff up if you tried......Andrew Jackson wanted to abolish the Electoral College and go strictly on the popular vote.

  • Dj182 Dj182
    Dj182 Dj182 1 month ago

    slave worker 1.00an hrs shame on your ass. low wedge girl that's how you help woman?

  • Pinkdew1
    Pinkdew1 1 month ago

    I tried the mcrib i wanted to see what all the fuzz was about and it was disgusting 🤢

  • Arturo Rodriguez
    Arturo Rodriguez 1 month ago

    A government official not taking questions? How cute! In Spain we have a Prime Minister that more than once has got someone bring a flat screen to the press room and play a video with his statement.

  • Soul Reefer
    Soul Reefer 1 month ago

    MAKE AMERICA READ AGAIN

    • normantrombon
      normantrombon 1 month ago

      MARA? Look, America's Governed by Oligarchs!


  • ruirodtube
    ruirodtube 1 month ago

    How to succeed at work?
    1. Get a job at your daddy's company
    2. Look away when daddy does something stupid such as stiffing subcontractors
    3. Defend dad publicly when he reveals himself to be a sexual assaulter
    4. Use the money to start another company where you import all items from Chinese sweatshops
    5. Use father's presidency to obtain trademarks from foreign countries

  • Jonny B
    Jonny B 1 month ago

    Fucking hate that lady. Paints herself as some great supporter of women but like... what? And man, really wish Seth would stop ending EVERY SINGLE monologue with "we... have... a great show for you... tonight." Ughhh. Rants over.

  • Pondjumper1
    Pondjumper1 1 month ago

    Is the president allowed to commit incest? Trump thinks so

  • Kye Talks
    Kye Talks 1 month ago

    Ok but in regards to the alcohol thing..... I get chronic migraines, and when they get REALLY bad, like none of my medication nor Tylenol (I can't take Advil anymore because I took so much it was fucking with my stomach....... anyway.....) is helping anymore, I will legit take a few swigs of whiskey. It literally is the only thing that helps when the pain gets that bad.
    (I use whiskey because I don't really drink, so it's more economical to just have an emergency bottle of hard liquor kicking around for migraines. Also it only takes a few swigs which I can do in a minute, instead of how long it takes to drink a few glasses of wine or beer.... not that I can even drink beer because of my celiac.)

    Although it makes sense when you think about it. Most pain killers are vasodialstors, and so is alcohol. Also alcohol is known for reducing the pain response, so.

  • Broken Eyes
    Broken Eyes 1 month ago

    Uhhh try shortfall stole the primary from Sanders...

  • Ronald McDonald Trump

    "women who work"
    steps for success
    1. be born in a wealthy family
    2. Kiss your billionaire dad's ass for money
    3. hire designers
    4. use daddy's connections
    5. profit.

  • What-If Machine
    What-If Machine 1 month ago

    I want to like the idea that old Spicey is being forced to be Press Secretary against his will, and that he's really not a bad guy. But then I remember the whole "Hitler didn't use chemical weapons" thing. If he is not a bad guy, he is nevertheless very, very stupid.

  • Loli Sierra
    Loli Sierra 1 month ago

    OMG!

  • Georgi Mihailov
    Georgi Mihailov 1 month ago

    Ivanka Trump = The Stepford Daughter

  • Luiz Alex Phoenix
    Luiz Alex Phoenix 1 month ago

    Ivanka's first rule: Be born with a rich father
    Ivanka's second rule: Play along with him, no matter how creepy and/or gross, so he gives you allowance
    Ivanka's third rule: Marry a rich guy and do the same with him, just to make sure

  • Radwar99
    Radwar99 1 month ago

    Ivanka's road to success, open a clothes factory in China, pay the employees $1 an hour and force them to work over 60 hours per week. She can thank Daddy for making that awesome and "fair" deal.

  • Byron Owusu-Ansah
    Byron Owusu-Ansah 1 month ago

    If your both your father and your husband are rich, how do your decide whose name to bear?

  • Sol Hexa
    Sol Hexa 1 month ago

    I love this man

  • Alexandria Reynoso
    Alexandria Reynoso 1 month ago

    Dont like the title, what about the dedicated homemaker raising children. We are successful mothers and caregivers too! How about Women are Special!

    • Mary Hunter
      Mary Hunter 1 month ago

      @Alexandria Reynoso - The title is retarded.. Ivanka seems to think women who work are rare and special. Not all women get paid for the work they do, but all women I know work.


  • masao shiose
    masao shiose 1 month ago

    Ivanka Success - "Made in Ch-iii-na."

  • angel olea
    angel olea 1 month ago

    Ok, I get it. Ivanka is in the position she's in because of her daddy. But, you know who's also the same? Chelsea Clinton. Like, she just won an award for handing out grapefruit. No, seriously, look it up. Let's remove all the politics and all the personal feelings, if any of you are capable, and say they grew up in the middle-class: who would you think would become more successful, Ivanka or Chelsea?

    • Mary Hunter
      Mary Hunter 1 month ago

      @angel olea - Did Chelsea Clinton write a book about it?


  • Ema Star
    Ema Star 1 month ago

    everyone is just fighting on planes so somehow they can land themselves millions by suing loll

  • Lama Moha.
    Lama Moha. 1 month ago

    it's so lame that i'm writing this but the met gala is a fashion costume event people are not supposed to wear pretty things rather costumes related to to the theme

  • nhz013
    nhz013 1 month ago

    husband has more than a billion dollar (1,000 million) + 300 million debt at 36 years of age, father has more than a billion dollar debt (1,000 million), both from shady people and all sharing the same businesses, claims success.
    now that should be the story/news.

    not only they are going to/ruining our lives, generations next are just flushed down the toilet...

  • Lovely Me
    Lovely Me 1 month ago

    Poor Seth! Feel better soon!

  • um ok
    um ok 1 month ago

    poor Eric I almost feel bad for him.

  • Melissa K
    Melissa K 1 month ago

    ivankas "success" was she was born in a wealthy family where her father thought she was "hot" and for that reason gave her control of the family business so he could "keep an eye" on her which is why he broke all nepotism laws to have her in the white house!

  • nkjenknkwefdk
    nkjenknkwefdk 1 month ago

    Love the Eric Trump jokes...

  • Aakarsh Agarwal
    Aakarsh Agarwal 1 month ago

    Seth sounds like he's dying

  • Gar Laa
    Gar Laa 1 month ago

    Ivanka's Book on Success,
    Chapter One ,, Be Born Rich
    The End
    Cheers 🍻

  • D E
    D E 1 month ago

    Seriously give Seth some tea

  • Andrew Owens
    Andrew Owens 1 month ago

    Creating cartilage in a 3-D printer? Cloning is next. And then, the ability to recreate your 2-D waifu into real life.

  • Lemeres
    Lemeres 1 month ago

    rewrite the rules for success? Looks like she is following the old ones- be born with a daddy with a lot of money, who was in turn born from another daddy with a lot of money.

  • Rob Fulco
    Rob Fulco 1 month ago

    Strange since Seth is using the same thing to further his success he claims Ivanka is using.

    • Rob Fulco
      Rob Fulco 1 month ago

      I get sarcasm. Sarcasm is actually funny. Being a leach on someone else's fame to put yourself in the spotlight is not funny.


    • ChevaliersEmeraude
      ChevaliersEmeraude 1 month ago

      Rob Fulco Yeah, that's totally the same as being born into a rich family! (that was sarcasm btw)


    • Rob Fulco
      Rob Fulco 1 month ago

      Not hard to figure out what I mean. The only time Seth is really in the spotlight anymore is when he is making fun of Trump. He's making his own success larger by using Trump as his punchlines.


    • Peter
      Peter 1 month ago

      Seth is an entertainer , not sure what you mean


    • Rob Fulco
      Rob Fulco 1 month ago

      Nice try...using Trumps name


  • floppy280
    floppy280 1 month ago

    I'm looking forward to the next news piece announcing that Ivanka's book isn't selling well, and book stores everywhere are taking it off the shelves. Followed by Daddy threatening to sue them.

    • Sybille Stahl
      Sybille Stahl 1 month ago

      I was in a Winners the other day and was astonished to see how many Ivanka Trump garments there were. Being sold off at a discount?


  • bluesdjben
    bluesdjben 1 month ago

    I have never heard a better description of the McRib.

  • Nikkita Nichole
    Nikkita Nichole 1 month ago

    Do you have a cold dude?

  • bonavox11
    bonavox11 1 month ago

    Who buys this sh!t book ? I mean, really ; who buy's this ?

    • ASMRyouVEGANyet?
      ASMRyouVEGANyet? 1 month ago

      bonavox11 other rich people. they read this crap and don't get any other viewpoint except the viewpoint of the wealthy. keeps them in their "money bubble'


  • Amanda D
    Amanda D 1 month ago

    I wouldn't even wipe my ass with the pages from that book!

  • Jason Gastrich
    Jason Gastrich 1 month ago

    I see what you did there lol

  • singertobe13
    singertobe13 1 month ago

    Seth we love you! And we'll stick with you! Please take a bloody break!!!! And drink all the chicken soup and tea 😘

  • Sammy Jackson
    Sammy Jackson 1 month ago

    trump family are truthfully shamless

  • Tokugawa Heavy Industries

    Seth is sick, I hope his mom brought him chicken soup and a Robitussin.

  • HTSN1
    HTSN1 1 month ago

    That McRib joke was priceless

  • DarkSides Deep
    DarkSides Deep 1 month ago

    #ImpeachTheMoron

  • Richard Servello
    Richard Servello 1 month ago

    Women Who Work? So who is it about?

  • Noiseless Sounds
    Noiseless Sounds 1 month ago

    This book is for women who want to bankrupt their business and have sweatshops in GYNA. I bet she had a ghostwriter just like her daddy and the art of the deal.

  • sanjuansteve
    sanjuansteve 1 month ago

    Tylenol has acetaminophen, a known empathy-blocker. Beer doesn't. The world needs an #EmpathyRevolution! I think empathy is what separates Republicans from Democrats, etc...

    • sanjuansteve
      sanjuansteve 1 month ago

      "Trolling" for a more empathy filled, better world. lol #akaSocialActivism


    • sanjuansteve
      sanjuansteve 1 month ago

      WisMicYal11 troll, Try googling acetaminophen empathy... http://fortune.com/2016/05/11/tylenol-reduce-empathy/


    • WisMicYal11
      WisMicYal11 1 month ago

      sanjuansteve I realize you're trolling, but from a physiological standpoint there is no "empathy blocker."


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